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Chiara

@valchiara.net
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Tired AuDHD bambi lesbian, creative with severe procrastination issues, guinea pig mom, 28yo, GMT+1 @lazulyra.com ❤️ linktr.ee/valchiara

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Chiara @valchiara.net · 15/09/2026
For context
A screenshot showing that I got the Weavemaster title in Marathon, requiring that you feed Nona (the aforementioned worm) till she gives you the title
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 30/01/2026
A flag with 3 horizontal stripes, black, white, then black again. Its meaning is "I am on fire; keep clear of me"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 16/09/2025
Man saying "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 02/07/2025
I usually lack the ability to finish games, much less be bothered to 100% them, but I genuinely feel like I will do that with Creatures of Ava, I am on love with this beautiful game!
Screeenshot of the games main character Vic scratching the belly of a Huhu, a creature that looks like a small pig with a flute on its nose, while another Huhu watches them
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 30/06/2025
polyamorous flagasexual flaglesbian flagtransgender flag
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 27/03/2025
Guys they rewoked my penis license 😔
Me in hospital gowns on a hospital bed, giving the peace sign
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 26/03/2025
Dawn of The Final Day
- 24 Hours Remain -
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 25/03/2025
My SRS surgeon really be like
The trade offer meme, with the text "i receive: your penis" and "you receive: 6-8 weeks off work"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 23/03/2025
Hammy visiting for the weekend was awesome! 🥰😊🥺 Lyra's human family was there too I guess :P
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 19/03/2025
Me when I cost my mom 450 bucks because my kidneys decide to stop working over night :3
My light gray guinea pig called Sylvester sitting on a brown desk, looking at the camera
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 17/03/2025
How it feels when you finally get home, but everyone is done playing:
SpongeBob sitting alone in a coffee shop with a frown on his face
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 17/03/2025
How it feels to have a job and be at work, while your friends play all the video games you want to play with them:
Squidward looking out of his window at SpongeBob and Patrick who are having fun
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 09/03/2025
My favorite part of changing to an Android phone:
Emoji mashup depicting sharks in a tornado
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 26/02/2025
Human bodies really just be like:
Triangle factory meme, but the inspector says "I guess we doing testosterone now"Triangle factory meme, but the inspector says "I guess we doing estrogen now"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 25/02/2025
Is #tummytuesday still a thing? 🤨
White woman's stomach, wearing gray panties and bralette, on blue bedsheets
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 24/02/2025
Female chad wojak with the caption "YES"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 24/02/2025
Beating height dysphoria by gaslighting myself into channelling this energy:
Tall woman holding up a short woman against a wall
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 22/02/2025
Just gonna put this here in case you forgot I am hot
White woman with elbow length dirty blonde hair, in a little black dress, a black chocker and black tights
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 16/02/2025
Sup? 😊
White woman with dirty blonde hair in a blue top, wearing a headset
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 14/02/2025
I do not appreciate being attacked like that 😭
@alexhallon.bsky.social answering my question with various very accurate responses
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 23/12/2024
We made dino cookies :3
Two plates of cookies. One batch of dinosaur-shaped vegan milanese biscuits and one batch of cinnamon balls with hazelnuts
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 18/12/2024
Alright, here‘s the boob window reveal, please ignore the obvious fact that I don’t know how to present for pictures 😅
Selfie of me, smiling awkwardly, in a long sleeve purple top with a boob window
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 18/12/2024
Who would win, depression or my new pair of boots? :3
A picture of myself in a standing mirror. Loose dark blonde hair, white top with black stripes, beige winter coat, gray jeans and my new brown calf-height brown boots
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 10/12/2024
A screenshot form the game Blanc: A white doe and a black wolf pup drawing penises in the snow
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 08/12/2024
Does anywant want to guess how @lazulyra.com managed to crash our Ark: Survival Evolved server? She cooked over 900'000 of these...
A picture of a vault the game in Ark: Survival Evolved, filled with 600 stacks of 100 of a custom recipe food item called "Better Bvurg"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 06/12/2024
Get you a girl that brings you a grilled fajita sandwich after a one hours teams meeting when you’re both working from home 🥺🥰
A picture of a brown wooden desk, with a white porcelain plate on it, there is a sandwich filled with planted meat, cheese and avocado
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 05/12/2024
I try to keep things mostly SFW on here, but @lazulyra.com just took the first ever nude of me that I actually like, after I got home from the gym and was getting ready for the shower. I can‘t not share that 🥺 Enjoy the free tiddies :3
A picture of me nude, sitting cross legged on the bed, with a tired smile on my face (I just got home from the gym). In the background, part of my LEGO Star Wars collection can be seen.
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 05/12/2024
Soooo, I've kind of made a discovery about the way I masturbate...
In this meme, we see text over a photo of Giancarlo Esposito, the actor who plays Gus Fring in Breaking Bad, in a suit. The top text says "You masturbate for pleasure and to relieve sexual frustration", while the bottom text says "I masturbate to stim. We are not the same."
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 05/12/2024
without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
Picture of a sad looking cat, with the caption: "Made through the week only to start another week"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 10/11/2024
The people ask for cleavage, I deliver!
Me on the couch in a bralette
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 07/11/2024
i’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡
A capybara in front of a trans flag with the caption "Every time you reskeet this capy a transphobic state legislator dies"
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 26/10/2024
Picture of my wife sticking her tongue out at the camera
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 26/10/2024
My gorgeous wife :3
picture of my wife in brown boots, gray jeans and a red plaid shirtAnother picture of her, this time with a gray turtleneck shirtAnother picture of her, this time a closeup of her leaning towards the camera
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 18/10/2024
Sooo… this happened 😅
Me before transitioning, overweight and unshaven, smiling because I was on holidays with my friendsMe 3 years into transitioning, in a little black dress, posing for my girlfriend to take pictures, looking like I always wanted to 🥰
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 18/08/2023
You got food?
My guinea pig Nugget raising his head towards the camera in curiosity
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 15/08/2023
She‘s my silly goober
My girlfriend Lyra making a silly face
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Chiara @valchiara.net · 14/08/2023
The piggies are sleeping
Two of my guinea pigs (Monty and Nugget) taking a nap together.
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