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Just a guy in Idaho

@valboi.bsky.social
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Idaho guy navigating life amongst the red potatoes and the blue mountains. Daily life is serious, so I’m here for the funny. Also, Go Cubs!

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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10h
Happy Thanksgiving neighbors! I hope we can still be friends in two years.
The Canadian flag waving on a sunny, bluesky day.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I pray for the death of it each and every day.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've forgotten where I put my fridge.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What demographic have I fallen into and why is this an ad I'm seeing?!?!
A photo of a grey-haired woman pouring water onto her chin, as if she's missing her mouth, over a link that is labeled 'Is This Condiment in Your Fridge? It May be Tied to Forgetfulness'
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
October my ass…
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jim Risch has served almost 18 years, and his TV ad's onlyl message is that he fought to not sell public land (vs Utah Rep). He doesn't mention his personal wealth went from $20M to $52M. He's pro school prayer, “Religious Education Week,” and supports homeschooling. Go away Jim. Time to retire.
Photo of a US Senator who is probably too old and out of touch to still be in office.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it’s great when I’m in Boston. But if we can’t help the local folk making donuts then I don’t want any donuts. And I never don’t want donuts!
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's my old guy rant: ANYONE WHO BUYS DUNKIN DONUTS IN THE TREASURE VALLEY WHERE DK and GOATSTAR DONUTS ALREADY EXISTS IS A HORRIBLE PERSON!!! Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The anti-prop 1 folks are bending language in the prop. It does not legalize abortion up to 9 months - it allows it to be a medical option if necessary. There were less than 2 abortions at or beyond 21 weeks (5 months) in Idaho in 2022. (CDC data) Keep religion out of our laws. Vote Yes.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What an odd text. The faction opposed to mail-in ballots is asking their members to get their mail-in ballots.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fox should offer a World Cup audio version with Stu Holden's microphone off.
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Heather Ellsworth @hellsworth406.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Boise, idaho folks missing kiddo
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Be nice to us 86 year old men. (sorry about your knee pain!...mine came from the descent, not the ascent)
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This law allows the police to pull over anyone, anytime. The reasoning of "...simplifying requirements for drivers and reducing long-term costs for the state" sounds lovely, but this law makes EVERY vehicle on the road subject to a traffic stop. itd.idaho.gov/news/idaho-e...
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Idaho ends registration stickers and moves to permanent license plates | Idaho Transportation Department
Idaho ends annual registration stickers July 1 and shifts to permanent license plates. Drivers must still renew registration, and Parks and Rec stickers remain required for small‑plate vehicles.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There are some creepy ass m*th*uckers walking along the greenbelt today. Elbows up.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jim Risch is running ads about how much he's defending Idaho's Public Lands. Jim Risch is also supporting the BLM leadership nomination of Steve Pearce. This is like proclaiming the health benefits of a vegetarian diet while eating lamb chops with your hands. Either defend them Jim, or don't.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I learned about turpentine workers from a Zora Neale Hurston documentary. Thank you.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nice try.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bragging about youthfulness is so 2025. (jk)
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mike Simpson - who looks like he died 5 years ago and nobody told him - used the words 'Idahoans are tired of status quo in Washington DC' in his TV ad. Mike Simpson has been in DC for 27 years. TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS!! Mike Simpson IS the status quo in DC.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Anything stand out? Top 3?
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I had no idea! I've parked 5' from crosswalks for about 35 years.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ahh, that makes sense. I thought maybe the people who lived there were sick of my car being in 'their spot'.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
#Boise - anyone ever get a ticket or warning about parking within 20’ of a crosswalk? In 35 years I’ve never heard of this. I was 5’ from the crosswalk of an intersection on 14th.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The CEO of Dr Pepper, Tim Cofer, makes $7 million dollars a year and their entire advertising campaign right now is how generous they are to offer $100,000 to the student who can throw the most footballs into an oversized can.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Shoofly is one I had to google. I don't think I've had molasses since I was 6.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I thought everyone ate pumpkin pie! I want to hang out with the apple crumb and coconut pie people. (I had to google three of these, FYI)
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It is sad to me that the NCAA and Dr Pepper talk about providing one student with tuition (she threw footballs at a target) while LSU is using $54M in actual Louisiana tax dollars to fire their last coach. $54M would pay 4-year tuitions for 1,083 students at LSU. Priorities, NCAA.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The commercials on the channel I'm watching have offered me 'vibrational therapy', 'full body repair', and 'peak masculinity'. Three things - for just 3 payments of $49.99 - that I'M SURE would make my life better!
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
There’s a few lines from Paul’s letter to Timothy that feel close:
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Al Michaels is the Chuck Schumer of football.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My apologies for the interruption.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Unless it's your sister and she's talking to your parents. Otherwise - totally!
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Jim Risch - you coward - come back to Idaho and meet us in person. 19 years in office and all you've done is OPPOSE helping Americans - so come talk to us in person (not on the phone) and tell us why you're now just rolling over and agreeing to ideas that hurt us even more.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I voted, I met the Mayor of Boise, and I met a new neighbor. Pretty good day in the West Side neighborhood.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven." Matthew 6:1 (NIV)
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
“Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” Proverbs 21:9 (NIV) (Amen, brother)
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
St. Al's with the new 'Bring It' advertisement - yikes. It's like MMA meets hospital services. That was horrible. (And the scene with the woman holding her leg in pain, just like Peter added a humorous element they probably didn't intend)
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a cartoon of peter griffin sitting on the sidewalk
ALT: a cartoon of peter griffin sitting on the sidewalk
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Worst 1st inning EVER!!
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Looks like a balanced competition.
Graph showing that Notre Dame has a 92% likelihood of winning today’s game against Boise State
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
If I'm watching a movie on Prime and a commercial comes on for Rexulti, should I feel paranoid that my taste in movies may not be good for my overall mood? I just wanted to watch a Paul Thomas Anderson movie. (Dear Prime: I mute the TV during your ads)
Movie poster for the movie Inherent Vice, written and directed by paul thomas anderson
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hot diggity! Cubbies win Wildcard Series! Next up: those damn Brewers...
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Talarico: if you read the new testament, Jesus doesn't spend most of his time preaching or teaching or even praying. He spends most of his time healing the sick. Right now, we have politicians in congress with Christ follower in their Twitter bio, but they are kicking the sick off their health care
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Christianity is a religion about following Jesus’ teachings of love, forgiveness, and spiritual salvation. Christian nationalism is a political movement that uses Christian symbols and language to justify power, exclusion, and control — often in ways that conflict with Christianity’s core message.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Donald Trump shut down the government because he doesn't want you to have healthcare. But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there. Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Even ChatGPT could help Chuck. Here's what it wrote:
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Someone PLEASE help Chuck Schumer with his news conferences. Pete Buttigieg is so gifted at communicating in relevant stories - tell Chuck to call him!
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Just a guy in Idaho @valboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Cubs win!!!
The W flag that Cubs fly when they win a game
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