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Valraven, Trans Gengar

@val-apocalypse.satan.social
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35 yo Puckish Rogue gender. They/Them Broke sinner, always needs help. I'm a proud Satanist who's hot for femmeby Lucifer, don't fucking proselytize to me. Cashapp: ValravenApocalypse

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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 9h
Fitgirl has permission to fuck me whenever and wherever she wants in appreciation for her work
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
But that would mean they'd actually have something in common with Judaism beyond using it as the basis for fanfic.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
Yeah, I voted third party in 2024 because a Californian vote all but automatically goes to Dems in any practical sense. So I voted my conscience.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
OTOH, I do consider myself to have full license to call assimilationist Italian Americans merdicanes, because my raised white, never been to Italy ass is more Italian just by virtue of being anti-fascist and anti-cop lol
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
Well, Israel is fundamentally a fascist, xenophobic project that was fostered by English ethnonationalists, so.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
* I do maintain that, because we're Italian on Mom's side and Polish on Dad's that we're not "white" per se, but in America we're counted as such and have the benefits of being considered white. Like, yeah, Klansmen would take issue with us, but the average racist would just make bad jokes.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
My mother is Italian descent Roman Catholic lol. Her grand parents were immigrants (maybe great grandparents, I don't quite remember). To the extent that her defense against the idea of White privilege is that we're not white*. The Italian immigrant desire to be white hit my family *hard*
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
(but then, she's part of why I realized that the easiest way to understand Catholic theology is "if it makes sense or is interesting, that's a heresy")
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
Lucky you. My mother is full American Catholic, which is to say, the only difference between her and an American Protestant is theology lol
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
It's funny, in a depressing way, how fascists decry globalism, but then have no problem being globalist in matters of propping up capitalism and fascism. Y'know, in that "laugh to keep from cry-screaming" kinda way
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
What if I main Roadhog in Overwatch, tho? </bit>
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
Yeah, but that's a bit too advanced for my 60 year old conservative Catholic mother lol
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 10h
since I'm not charging my roommates for rent or bills, I have the sole responsibility of covering them, and I don't wanna let them down by losing our power and having our food go bad, so I really appreciate every cent ppl have sent to me, y'all are angels 🙏💚
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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 10h
if you wanna help my disabled ass (+3 trans roommates) survive until then, I could really use y'all's help and donations to help me finish off a double whammy of two massive bills that showed up last month bsky.app/profile/anon...
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
The only way I can really help is boosting or becoming a fourth disabled trans roommate. And the latter would only theoretically help. So, boosting <3
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
Thoughts? I want to iron this out before I try to explain it to Mom.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
A leftist, fundamentally, seeks Justice above all else. We do want comfort, but we are willing to face discomfort in the struggle for justice. You might not agree with a leftist's sense of justice (I disagree with some leftists over what would be just), but it is fundamentally what drives us.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
A liberal, fundamentally, wants nothing more than they want comfort and peace. They only advocate for progressive causes insofar as the advocation makes their own life more peaceful (hence "I'd rather be at brunch" liberals and not caring that Obama deported and bombed brown people)
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 10h
My mother uses the word "liberal" to mean basically anyone to the left of the GOP. I've tried to explain to her that there is a difference between liberals and actual leftists, and she considers it hair-splitting. I think I've come up with a way to explain it to her-
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 20h
"Lady, you listen here. If the government can't take my guns, then it can't take your pronouns. You wanna wear a dress? That's your prerogative. But for the love of God, at least slap on a thigh holster underneath."
A Tremors screenshot
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 14h
It helped that he was the least interesting part of his Tabletop show on youtube and there are plenty of other options.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 14h
I don't know what Wil Wheaton is disappointed in about Tom Morello, but... given that it's Wil Wheaton and Tom Morello... I'm with Tom. Tom has a spine and convictions.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 15h
It's interesting for a couple reasons- -It threads a nice needle of "Lanterns are Space Cops" and "The Black guy isn't becoming a cop," tho, we'll see how that works out. -I don't think John's ever had a yellow ring in the comics, and I guess he technically doesn't here, but... well, we'll see.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 15h
The lantern is tainted by that fear, making it, at best, a sort of green/yellow fusion, and John somewhere between a Green and Yellow Lantern. John tells Guy (and the guardians) to fuck off and cover all of 2814, except Earth, which John will cover, independent of the Corps (and Guardians)
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 15h
Sinestro made the lantern on some planet that is basically infused with fear, and makes the case that fear is not weakness, but an evolutionary strength (and it's a good point, but maybe not good enough to start trusting a villain).
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 15h
So, they're kinda eliding the Paralax story, I guess, which makes sense, with Hal being dead, and with them probably figuring that the whole rainbow of corps being perhaps a bit much just yet. Instead, you've got John taking up the ring and deciding to go solo, with a bootleg lantern
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 15h
Multiple fucking HP references aside (It's corporate synergy, I get it, fuck WB and Ellison), Lanterns did something really interesting in this last episode of the season. Spoilers in the next post, for those who care.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 17h
Oh, also... entremets aren't impressive--basically they're an ice cream cake minus a step. And only use fondant if you absolutely must. Like, come on, if you're on baking competition, you should know by now that fondant is considered inedible to anyone over the age of 5. Just use buttercream or smth
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 17h
(also, if you're a super stereotypical cis gay man who thinks "camp" means just the occasional drag at a party, being a bitch, and the lowest hanging polari that's entered wider use, maybe just... Stay home. You've been amply repped on these shows. Give use other queers a chance.)
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 17h
2- When you have to replicate, or even just represent, a thing, like, say, a spider, look at the photo reference you're given! Like, christ, Spiders have two body segments, and the legs are attached to the one with the head, not the ass! Ditto Scorpions, which you need the photo ref for even more!
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 17h
People going on, well, any Baking Competition show, but in particular Halloween ones, I'm begging you two things- 1- Work on your sculptural ability. So many people seem to go on these shows never having had to do more than small accent decor piece that has to look like something
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 20h
that's not even remotely similar! The squirrel would do a much better job.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 22h
Artists, quote with women
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 22h
...and yet they lose to fascists, anyway. It's almost like Dems are trying to appeal to bigots who are just going to vote for the more bigoted party anyway, at the cost of actual progressives...
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 23h
Like, you can definitely see some asian monk influence in the outfit, but it also works as just "what a fantasy martial artist would wear."
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 23h
I think Wuxia flavored stuff is kinda ok (not asian, I'm an outsider on this) simply because Wuxia/Kung Fu Action Movie tropes have become so... universally beloved? But yeah. As I point out, the 3.X iconic monk was a black woman in a very culture-agnostic outfit-
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 23h
D&D does have a bit of a way to go, but they're trying to fix some of the bigotry that got baked in through older editions. They're doing it for woke bucks, but, hell, I'd rather they pander to rational non-bigots than fascists.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 23h
Older versions of the Monk class definitely have a bunch of "exotic asia" sinophobic shit, even into 3.X, tho it was starting to improve by then (hell, the 3.X iconic monk is a black woman named Ember, dressed in a very culturally agnostic martial arts outfit). Not too sure about newer editions.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, just the assumption that "monk=asian" is pretty fucking racist...
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
Satan, I'd love that. I want to go to a pumpkin patch so badly
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
Say hi to the corvids for me, please!
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
Was thinking about a quickie backstory for my clown girl character. Decided she was banished from the clown-people homeworld (Zooshyckle) by a moderately veiled Trump expy for the high crime of "being unfunny"
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
He's a natural at pratfalls
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
I'll take Things That Definitely Have Not Happened for $1000, Alex.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 04/10/2026
She mentioned SN&R and I was like, "Wait, these fucks are local?"
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[pǝʇɔɐ p ǝ ɹ ] farts in public 🙀 🍑💨 @datagurl77.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the fact that Aaron still has a job makes me distrust bsky's entire corporate ownership and c suite up and down
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