trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 03/09/2025i HeArD yOu ThE FiRsT tiMe, AlRiGhT ?!?!?!?!?????? ? ? ? ? 😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025wHUH ? ? SO IS TEAM TEEBFLY A NO GO THEN 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025stormfly , we are RIZZING . we are RIZZLERS . ( WE ? ? ) 030
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025stormfly , can you remix the song to have it say that ? ( still dancing ? ? ) 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i think you're really cool by the way 120
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025oh yeah , jazz ! this is nice ! ( STARTS DANCING ) 140
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025wait , hang on , i got a stupid grubhub ad . . . at least they' re not the scary dancing people . . i- stormfly . . i think i got a virus :^( . ( trying to usher his friend back to their private public huddle, showing flappy birds on his phone ) 010
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025WaITEAITWAITWAITWAIIT , EEEEEK -- STORMFLY ! ! ! ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE LIFTS. THAT' S MASCULINE . && THEN WHATEVER NUMBER HE SAYS . . TELL HIM I CAN LIFT TEN TIMES THA- WAIT . I CAN GET THE CALCULATOR APP OUT , I' LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I' M REA- READY !! 110
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025.... . . . appease him ? ( acting like jazz is an Aztec diety ? ? ) 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025. . . . . . . . stormfly . . . do you think . . he likes our music . . . ( leaning down , whispering but still yelling , like jazz isn' t right there , actively participating in their conversation ) you' re really good at that stuff . . can you lioke . . 120
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025. . does he even have optics ? i'm not judging if he doesn't- iF i SHOW MY OPTICS, WILL YOU SHOW YOURS ? ? wait. don' t just blurt that out. you'll sound WEIRD. don' t be WEIRD in front of JAZZ. jazz is so cool . ... . . . YOU 'RE SO COOL , JAZZ !!!!!! 💭 stupidstupidSTUPID ! ! 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025wE' re lioke ! officia- . . i have a badge ! ! i have - a lot of . . ethic committee . . badges . . ..becausenooneelsereallyknowsaboutu- JAZZ ! ! 💭 OMPOMPOMPOMP it's JAZZ. HE 'S TALKING . ABOUT ME . TO ME. HE'S ? IS HE DISAPPOINTED ? I CAN' T TELL. i wonder what color optics he has 120
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025w-well , there 's, you know , lioke - not lioke . . a lotta bots on it. . . But- but that ' s okay though because you know lioke... mecha are busy && not everybot wants to . . squabble over . . how to uh. ... fight .. fair . . when death is unfair but uh th- 120
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025YEAAH ! ! you know , i mean , it ' s not . . . Lioke . . the largest . .. there's only lioke . . Three people .. on the committee.. BuT I' M LIOKE. BIG. SO. it makes THE COMMITTEE LOOK BIG . but YEAH- YOU KNOW. LIOKE. it' s pretty Awesome 😎 . i' m awesome 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 25/08/2025NAWWT THAT ANYBOT MENTIONED , BUT INCASE ANYBOT FORGOT , I AM A PROUD CORE MEMBER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE ! SORREE TO INTERRUPT . . . just thought . . ..... . . incase anybot was wondering . . . . . um. i got a Badge - 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 02/08/2025cuddling an entire ship' s supply of energex in his sleep , truck engine revving rumbling little purrs as he rubs his face against the barrel . a thigh hoisted && thoroughly hooked across it , arms hugging it tightly to his koala wrap . making happy , sleepy little noises 000
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025you guys Both should be cut off . all competition && blunder && bluster aside . you dudes need a safe escort to berth. maybe even the medbay-- after all this . . 030
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025this is kind of getting concerning . especially if they' re so. like. i mean. the Drinks- && stuff. aren't the . . Most trustworthy of sourced concoctions.. you know ? but they're just being piled on by slushed up pride, like . you know, like- ethically . . 130
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025. . i' m Allll one for some friendly competition (<- lies guy who is lazy & nonconfrontational), && i know it's like- fun && all . . to see. like. . . not the nicest of mechs like. not be all composed && . Like. capable of meanness cause of it.. && stuff, but - like- 130
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025BRAiNSTORM-- ? ? ? WOAH , WAIT . IS THAT LIKE. APPROVED . THOUGH. LIKE. CERTIFIABLY - LIKE. LEGAL . THOUGH, CAUSE, LIKE . WELL. YOU KNOW. . .uh. BRAiNSTORM ? ? && LIKE. WHO WERE THE POSITIVE SOURCES WHO SAID YES TO THIS ? ? && ARE WE POSITIVE THEY'RE ALL OKAY . 010
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i don' t really Know things . . but i' ll Say them 030
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025so, like, BOOM! && like- yeah, like- honestly , i. i don' t really know what i'm talking about here. i'm just kinda spitballing . . figured i kinda had to say.. like.. something . . considering i like. practically live in the bar. So. um. like. anyway , dudes- 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i think HE thinks it's weak because you're like the size of an ant, so , like, maybe, just maybe, bro, he's like. Underestimating you. && your liquid strength . because of your diminutive size. HOWEVER. .ants are like. SUPER TOUGH , RIOGHT? SO. LIOKE. CONUDRUM ! 120
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 16/07/2025HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY , DUDERRRRRRR ! ! ! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡media.tenor.coma cartoon fox giving the middle finger in a video gameALT: a cartoon fox giving the middle finger in a video game 000
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 14/07/2025OH BOY!!!!! I' M FINALLY HERE FOR THE EPIC POOL PARTYYYYYY !!!!!!! I SET OFF LIKE 5 DAYS IN ADVANCE, HAHA - you know how this bulky body can be sometimes,, ah-- hope i'm not TOO early ! i brought some drinks ! of COURSE! so let's ge- wdym over . 010
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 08/07/2025no Mcdonald's is the Real reason behind my depression . 000
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 30/05/2025yes , but i require at least a two weeks notice due to travel time 000
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 30/05/2025YOU GUYS DRANK LAVA ? ! ? . . . && without ME ? ? ? ? 000
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 22/05/2025' okay, trailbreaker, so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake , && 7 male strippers . but make sure none of them are white, i won 't be able to see the coke on them if they are . ' 000
Reposted by trails.🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 15/05/2025⠀ ooh we break the laws of attraction like you're sent from up above got a case of Fiery Love ooh we're like a chemical reaction or a code you can't debug got a case of Fiery Love ( humming incredibly quiet under his engine's vents as he puruses through the security system. thinking of inferno ) ⠀ 061
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 14/05/2025good meowrning, guys :] ( it ' s the late afternoon . ) 050
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 12/05/2025nau - nau ! ! omp ! ! IT' S BEEN LIOKE !! FOREVERRR, omp, how ARE you, bes- URRKKF. URFFN GAH - !! 130
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i mean-- cake is cake, so, thank you- this is DEFINITELY life-like will it cake, lioke, REALLY high quality, lioke, can i have your recipe, dude ? lioke- this is crazy, REALLY crunchy- lioke- kinda staticy... almost . . uh- BuT iT's COOL 😁 ! 010
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 12/05/2025HIHIHIHELLO- i HEARD THERE WAS CA- ( waltzing without any hesitancy on over to the camera system. grabbing a now -non-cake camera monitor && taking a massive chomp off the corner of it. .... ) . . . . . this is --- . . ... did you perhaps forget the butter -- 😅 ? 120
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 11/05/2025average conversations with red alert . @paranoidirect.bsky.social . 032
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 10/05/2025. . you' re welcome , emo ?? ( my boss is so fucking lame.. trailbreaker thinks to himself while he puts on a plague doctor mask && gloves. trying to put the cloak on but it rips at his chassis so he just ties it on as an emo cape . okay, purrrr, safety ! purrrrr ! ) 020
Reposted by trails.🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 10/05/2025⠀ my Dark Mistress awaits me . ( rolls away in his forcefield hamster ball & hazmat suit . majestically . ) ⠀ 121
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 10/05/2025wait- lioke, where are you going though -- ( . . forming a hamster ball bubble around the neat freak anyway ? ? ) 020
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 10/05/2025💭 fortress maximus < TRAILBREAKERRRRRR 😛😛😛😛😛 110
trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · 10/05/2025aw hell nah , ratchet got the damn cheese touch 😭 061
