Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone needs to explain to me why anyone wanted Vickie back. She’s a miserable and nasty person to everyone. I was glad when she was gone and after watching this season and girls trip I can see I didn’t miss her nasty mouth #RHOC #RHUGT 0202
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is one of the most bat shit crazy reunions I have ever seen and I can’t look away!! Love this!! #RHOLDN 000
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think that when Andy is finally over doing reunions with all of the shows #Bravo needs to hire Lindsey to take his place. She was awesome getting down to the nitty gritty or at least trying to when nothing was being answered. And last nights extra show was all bs #SummerHouse 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Kyle was a full stop asshole in his marriage and I STILL feel bad for him after watching this reunion. I was team Amanda for so long and she’s just soured me in her forever. It’s bad enough I was watching #SummerHouse with a side eye now she’s ruining #IntheCity with her fake ass 000
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026How and WHY BRAVO WHY?!? Are we only getting 10 episodes of #LADIESOFLONDON ???? This. Show, this cast are amazing!! If you’re not watching it you’re missing out! 050
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 30/04/2026If Emmy feels SO unsafe around Brad why is she constantly showing up to events she knows he’ll be at? Girl shut up you showed your racist ass now be gone #SouthernHospitality 020
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Kyle has been beating on Dorit all season like a caged dog. Erika backed Kyle up and Dorit like any beaten dog is not going to be able to trust those two. Kyle knows she’s been going after Dorit all season and just wants her hands to look clean. #RHOBH 090
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Gid it’s pissing Kyle off that Dorit isn’t getting hysterical at dinner. Kyle is usually able to turn it around and get everyone on her side when she pokes a person into screaming and that’s just not happening. Hence the “quit riding my ass” comment. Kyle YOU started this whole thing #RHOBH 3261
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Dorit getting in the van and leaving is hilarious! #RHOBH 0200
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Kyle: Phony and using Natalie as a scapegoat to deflect from the shit she’s starting. Sutton: completely full of shit just stirring the pot so Kyle likes her. Erika: over all the bs. Boz: calling Amanda out because she can. Amanda: always a victim. Dorit: going through it and over it #RHOBH 270
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I’m confused… watching #Bravo and see the trailer for #TheValley didn’t Nia and Danny go on and make a big announcement that they would not be on this season? Protecting their peace and all that? I’m not going crazy right?media.tenor.coma man with a beard is holding a cup of coffeeALT: a man with a beard is holding a cup of coffee 130
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026And I KNOW I’m not the only one seeing how the rest of this fucking cast is reacting COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY from when Craig lost his shit on Venita at dinner to when he lost his shit on Salley later on that night. Racist much fucker? #SouthernCharm 281
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I’ve got a serious question. While I’m sure the whole hostile work environment situation is different for reality tv, wallets like the 3rd person who has said this season that Craig is scary. When does this bean HR issue? #SouthernChatm Whitney’s an EP right? 000
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Can’t wait to hear what a sweet guy Craig is from his sympathizers. He’s a horrible drunk bully. What the fuck was that? #SouthernCharm 3120
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026If we’re supposed to believe this anonymous voicemail why are they so adamantly beeping out the name? #RHOP 120
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I did not enjoy the new way to introduce the charter guests. I don’t want to know anything more about them than what’s on their preference sheets and when they board. #BelowDeckDownUnder 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Watching #RealityCheckAmericasNextTopModel documentary on #Netflix the way these women were tortured by the crew and judges, raped (I don’t care what you want to call it she was black out drunk) body shamed, Fuck Tyra, Fuck Janice, Fuck The J’s, Fuck Nigel and all of production 000
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/02/2026The faces Carl was trying VERY HARD to conceal while listening to Kyle’s bs were amazing. Kudos to him for fighting the good fight but I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face either #SummerHouse 080
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/02/2026So if I’m getting this correct Kyle’s away most of the time (year) doing gigs and out partying. He shows up basically to film the show and wants to villainize Amanda for no longer embracing and covering up 10 years of drunken behavior and cheating? Get bent man #SummerHouse 040
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Who knew? Two years in a row still team dorit over here. Kyle is a shit friend #RHOBH 070
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Venita needs to move up here to NY get cast on In the City and start fresh. She’s spending WAY too much time hating on Craig. Is it wasted time? Nah he sucks but I think she would be more interesting and happy. #SouthernCharm 130
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Whitner “I don’t want any god damn fireworks in front of my parents”. I call bs sir I think they want to see the freak show why else would they allow you all to come? #SouthernCharm 120
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Austen & Craig with the constant fighting while continuing to silently advertise the bar/ restaurant they just opened together makes me give a little side eye to the “reality” of it all. #SouthernCharm 020
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I’m a Kyle translator: I’ve spent one weekend with my wife for the last six months but now that I’m back on tv I want folks to think I’m the good guy in this relationship and haven’t spent years (before dj’ing) cheating on her so I’ll look and sound sad. #SummerHouse 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Giselle and Ashley have been doing too much this season but right here right now? They’re right. I KNOW they’ll be dining out in this the rest of the season and the reunion but they’re not wrong here #RHOP 080
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Kierna acting like no water and excessive heat is something she would be tolerating is complete bull. #RHOP 060
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I need Venus to cut three inches of hair and get a deep conditioning treatment to make his hair more beautiful #VanderpumpRules 161
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Chris and Jason #VanderpumpRules #VPRmedia.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other in a dark room and one of them is wearing a red jacketALT: two men are standing next to each other in a dark room and one of them is wearing a red jacket 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025What type of parents raised you to shit in the shower? Fucking disgusting animals. #BELOWDECKMED 010
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Joshua from #BelowDeckMed or Ringi Starrs illegitimate love child? 🤔 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Angel getting ready to have her moment with “nobody will be disrespectful to me in my home”. Girl why not just throw them out now instead of making them fly to Colorado? You get offended by fly farts. You’re doing too much! #RHOP 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Joe you may be a single man as you say but you pursue women in a small space with BIG fuck boy energy. You treat women like they’re disposable and then use your accent and aww shucks manner to get away with it. You suck so you should back of Gael #BELOWDECKMED 040
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Kiearna making excuses for getting a damn frame with hearts surrounding it. Girl you’re not 14 and that’s not a damn ring. #RHOP 040
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Ashley kissing your friends son? Girl you’re gross #RHOP 030
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Out of the mouths of babes! Best line of the night came from Cam Osefo “Is this a Donald Trump plate?” Stacey “It’s an American flag” Cam “Same thing”. And that little girl was right to be offended #RHOP 020
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 16/12/2025So per Kierna on #WWHL in Nieves Stacey said twice (off camera of course) that she’s not interested in being friends with Kierna. This trip was after K had gone after her twice already. Leaving ALL OF THAT aside, if S said it why wouldn’t K bring that up first at the lunch between them? 🤔 #RHOP 230
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I’m with Gizelle. Angel did an Airbnb for the show and can’t stay past a month so the company prevents squatting. This is some crazy bs just for the show. And why wouldn’t she be out looking at houses all the damn time??? #RHOP 010
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Salley was clearly never taught that “if he wants you he’ll make a move” #SouthernCharm 010
Reposted by HeatherShimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 10/12/2025Release the Epstein files. Release the Jan. 6 documents. Lock up the war criminals. Abolish the ICE Gestapo. Lock up the felon. 1053377841
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Well that and the politicians on both sides of the aisle who happen to be on the list themselves 010
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/12/2025And why would Lisa not know that Marcus’ mother passed away three months ago if she’s actually their boss? #VanderpumoRules 000
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 11/12/2025You k ow what throws off my vibe with the new #VanderpumpRules? All of these “struggling employees” seem to have fabulous homes, clothes, etc… they don’t seem to have to struggle at all which makes it seem inauthentic 100
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Tom Schwartz still trying to be on everything #Bravo #VanderpumpRules 050
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 27/11/2025So Sally’s party is a bunch of young pretty women and then the same five used condoms parading around as men for singles? Oh wait there’s the new cabbage haircut Whitner. Which girl will throw themselves at him per productions prodding? It’s very contrived #SouthernCharm 180
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I need Bravo to stop trying to sell Kory as attractive #SouthernCharm 0110
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Personally I find showers (baby, wedding) boring as all hell. What’s more boring than attending one? Being forced to watch one as a season opener #SouthernCharm 120
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Anyone else get the sense that Andy is REALLY tired of Tamra’s shit? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him go in on a HW this hard ever. I actually think he should do this more often #RHOC 000
Heather @uumpabo1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I’m torn. I dislike all three of them. But right now I really loathe Emily and Gretchen for making me think Tamra is the one telling the truth here. Their actions are way too inauthentic #RHOC 050
