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Brian

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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 2h
They look like they were worth breaking for your streak for. How does your body feel afterward?
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 3h
You don’t want to know how many bags of bbq baked Lay’s I’ve ate over the last few days
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a beautiful home. You know I love some biophilic design (shoutout to you for teaching me that word)
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tortoise shell grows like a tree, adding ring after ring of keratin that can reveal its age and the seasons it lived through.
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The previews on hulu looked interesting. You know I have a crazy watchlist backlog so I‘ll rely on your reviews/updates
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol not bad at all. It just irks me to see them being portrayed as helpful/competent/heroic in any way. With so many other entertainment options I choose not to give them any of my attention or support via ratings
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heated floors
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eh, it’s never critical enough. They gets no empathy
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Special windows that allow in light but not the heat from the sun
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Double island in the kitchen
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Steam room
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Things I want in my custom home:
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Question Mark butterfly showing off in the garden #invertebrates 🌿 #BugSky
An orange butterfly with dark spots rests on a green leaf in bright sunshine, its wings most of the way open.
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But like, the cognitive dissonance. And with something so important
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just worry about your subconscious. Can’t give em a inch
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
ALT text is important because what exactly am I looking at?
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Chris Tucker's Disappointed Face Palm
ALT: Chris Tucker's Disappointed Face Palm
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s fuck/abolish the police but you’re watching copaganda shows?
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Super lame. Officiate the game and stay out of the way. Ain’t nobody here to see you
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m of the mind that nothing a player says should be a tech. Everyone participating is an adult. I think it’s simply a way to police (usually) Black players behavior
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her tongue was quick. She was French, I knew it
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
76 years ago today, Snoopy made his first appearance in ‘Peanuts.’
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elmer Fudd said shoot em down
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💙Matthew U.💙 @match74.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Axel/Sunset θΔ @axeltheaussie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have received; The Curliest Fry
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need some good french toast in the near future
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Not fragile like a flower. Fragile like a bomb
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Minus the bullshit…
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Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet) @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re ok. They’re just thoughts.
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 02/10/2026
Sony's Sports Line 🔥
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The actresses in commercials be finer than a lot of tv/movie actresses
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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patrick stump dance
ALT: patrick stump dance
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This ain’t a sssccceeennnneee, it’s a 🗣️god. Damn. Arms. Race
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao down and packed away by the end of the day on the 26th
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t argue with that in the slightest. Got to hold on to what makes/keeps you happy until your knuckles are white
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol what is it?
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nigga lol
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Front cover of the book It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown by Charles M. Schulz
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Killer Katie Kat 👻♥️✨😽🎃 @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never seen anger and nachos in the same room
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skip the hypnotist and do like the old folks say and give me some sugar. It‘ll balance out
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Open up your flower please let me taste your love
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By Will McPhail
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wanting it to work/believing it will is like 80% of it. Where the Black hypnotists at?
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Toni Morrison said yall need to put more carrot in your carrot cake
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I‘d be open to being hypnotized
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☀️ @tscrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sofiimagines @sofiimagines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A couple of fun miniature abstract watercolor paintings I made earlier in the year using a squeegee, spray bottle with water, blowing on a straw and a slightly tilted drawing board. #art #painting #fineart #visualart #redwed #coloraday #artyear #abstractart #fun
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ChicagoVintageTileFloors @chicagovtfloor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terrazzo today.
A starburst of green and white terrazzo tile floor.
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like something someone else would have to make and I try a bowl of it first
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a good chili recipe
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