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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society

@uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social
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Humor for the curious and kind. Religion for heretics. Fun for all, so long as you're nice about it. Founded in Canada, so we mean it about being nice.

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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Starbucks barista: order for cathy lou
Cthulu: (visibly incensed) I guess that's me
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
My dog Jack is a purebred rescue mutt, and not a day goes by that I do't get asked what kind of dog he is. The only problem is Ihave no idea, so sometimes I'll just make somethingup. So this month alone, Jack has been: a Rhodesaian Hatchback, a Folding Retriever, a Hyrulian Shepherd, A Mini Collabradoodle, a Stocky spaniel, a slack-nosed warbler
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom was printed: "Your presence is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding." I was confused, so I read it again and again. Finally I came to the conclusion that I am not invited.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
car window sticker reading: No baby on board, so please feel free to run into me.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Reasons to bring back cloaks: great for majestically striding through hallways, comfortable and warm, can use all the folds to hide the 12 books you got after you said you'd only get one, all the wizards are wearing them, it has pockets.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.
Sorry, we only take cash.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Good evening. Do you have reservations?
Yes. But I've decided to throw caution to the wind and eat here anyway.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Ugh.  I feel consumed by self-doubt. Or do I?
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
picture of antiques store with sign shit you don't need
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My father worked 12 hours a day to put food on the table.
Great man, but he sure was a slow cook.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well, the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact that you can talk.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You don't know fear until you have tried on something too small and thought you were stuck in it forever.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling YEARNING and in trying to appease them I ask FOR WHAT but they are too small so all the can say is YEARNING which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm a dentist, and I graduated with 68 other ones. I've met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I realized there was no gender neutral for "my sister from another mister" or "brother from another mother" and so I present to you all "my sib from another crib."
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Glass coffins...will they be popular? Remains to be seen!!
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The existence of a Trans Siberian Orchestra implies the existence of a Cis Tropical soloist.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy for asking if it's a fusion restaurant? That's a 10/10 joke.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Sign hung on dog says I have no shame. I jumped outof the car window and got into the next car because the person was eating KFC chicken.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Phonetic is not. abbreviation is 12 letters. Thesaurus doesn't have a synonym. Monosyllabic and five syllables. Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.
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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society @uuhystericalsoc.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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