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Zach

@utm.bsky.social
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Mostly Denver Nuggets basketball stuff. Storm, Lunar Owls, bikes, photography, too loud music, bus riding enthusiast, city enjoyer.

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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fever home crowd is one of the best in the league
A crowd of red hat wearing trumpers at a maga rally
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're calling him the American Usain Bolt of bike racing
Photo of World Championship road race winner, Brandon McNulty
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's go Denver nuggets
Captain Planet and the planeteers
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Letterboxd recent activity

The weight
Nirvana the band the show the movie
Akira
Tony
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bad day to be a hot dog
Regal card with 9,717 points, enough for a free hot dog
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Annoyed at how accurately this clocked where I grew up
A mydialect.us map
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Matt Moore is an s-tier contrarian. Few are doing it at this level. Ranking starting lineups:
Tier list ranking nba teams' starting lineups
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thousands and thousands of miles running tubeless: 0 flats 17 miles on new bike with tubes:
Bike flipped upside down to replace a flat tube
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nikola Jokic (ally)
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do your part to fight car supremacy
A beg button wrapped in tape to be permanently activated
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ramona Shelburne:
Kellyanne Conway on Fox News holding signs that say Conclusion? Collusion | Illusion Delusion
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Alex G is putting in some work on the new Phoebe Bridgers. Him and JackOff are credited like 8 times on every track
Credit listing for Phoebe Bridgers' song Panorama
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
George S. Langberg has some explaining to do
Shams: Lonnie Walker IV agreed to a one-year, $3-3 million deal with the Denver Nuggets, agent George S. Langberg of GSL Sports Group told ESPN on Wednesday night.
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Election Day:
Everyone gets a puppy (50.1) vs Diarrhea Forever (49.9) meme
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Package isn't getting to Ithaca
Banner on USPS.com:  Alert: IMPACTS FROM WILDFIRES IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST, IMPACTS FROM A POWER OUTAGE IN NORTH CAROLINA, AND IMPACTS FROM A TROPICAL STORM IN THE GULF REGION OF THE U.S. MAY DELAY FINAL DELIVERY OF YOUR MAIL AND PACKAGES.
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'll Never Forget
Ryan Nembhard's stat line vs the nuggets dec 1 2025. Torched tf outta them bums
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
tgif
last.fm album quilt
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
how can you not be romantic about cycling?
Tadej Pogacar climbing the Tourmalet while a male fan in a g-string bikini cheers him on
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The entire mountain west is being choked out by wildfires and someone in the neighborhood has been lighting off fireworks for an hour
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm willing to take another ride on the Brodie Coaster
Westbrook in a nuggets jersey
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lebron you are going to love the cherry creek and south platte trails
lebron on a bike looking back at the camera, smiling because he's happy
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He's clearly asking about the Denver Botanic Gardens cactus house and who's playing at the Hi-Dive. Nugget for sure.
Lebron chillin with Stan Kroenke at a Rams game
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
:checks nba calendar: Lebron is a Nugget guaranteed
Instagram post of Lebron on a boat with Jokic's agent saying "The summer of 2025 is the perfect time to make big plans for the fall of 2026!"
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Nuggets "white pride" jersey
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Chris Paul with a speech bubble
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
End of an era
Jalen Picket celebrating beating the piss out of Joel Embiid (I think)
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Azzi Fudd says Denver needs a W team
Azzi Fudd in a Nuggets Mutumbo jersey
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
For nonreaders
A stop sign with a hammer and clock symbols painted on it
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"They're clearing space for Giannis" brother I have some bad news for you
ESPN screenshot "Sources: A-Rod, Lore eyed Wolves payroll cuts..."
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The thrashers were getting goofy at confluence park today
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
XKCD comic:

A WEIGHTED RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR JUST PRODUCED A NEW BATCH OF NUMBERS.

LET'S USE THEM TO BUILD NARRATIVES!

ALL SPORTS COMMENTARY
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Live shot of the Knicks celebrating in San Antonio tonight
I-10 in San Antonio
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We need way more of this
STOP DO NOT ENTER - SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE WILL OCCUR sign
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My teenage niece wants to attend a basketball game for her birthday... to see Caitlin Clark
Lebron James happy / Lebron James sad
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Castle is the most important spur
Rockwell brave guy meme
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
After describing to Vic Lombardi how nice his life is without a car, Vic asks Spencer Jones why the Nuggets should put their trust in someone who doesn't even own a car
Funny wide angle photo of a cat's face
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Denver Tech Center has the most generic Cities Skylines ass suburban hellscape design
Apple maps screenshot: Weird octagon parking lotAnother wacky parking lotA wavy parking lot
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A lifted truck rolls over a parked Lamborghini because the driver couldn't see it
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You're not a real New Yorker unless you have Patrick Ewing hanging off a shelf in your garage 100% agree
A dusty busted Patrick Ewing figurine hanging off the shelf in my garage
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Look how far we've come
Boogie Cousins easily stonewalling a KAT drive
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why do they dress like this
Spurs camo outfits
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy lastfm is independent again to all who celebrate
Weekly 3x3 album quilt from last.fm
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mine lives in the sacred off-limits mug cupboard for safety
Blue late night with Conan O'Brien coffee mug
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Don't even watch baseball but tb devil ray on a skateboard is calling me
Tampa Bay Devil Rays hat with a ray riding a skateboard
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The silent majority
A 2024 statewide survey by state transportation authorities found that 56% of Coloradans ride their bike to get to a destination at least
once a week
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Chet v Wemby
Dancing alien statue outside of the convention center in Denver
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Kenrich Williams is a coward for abandoning this hair
Kenrich Williams weird mullet cut thing
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hard to believe a guy like this will sue you if you make fun of him on the internet
SGA dressed in cornball Blade cosplay standing next to his cybertruck
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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That's what happens when a rich white guy rides the bus just one time
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs Senate Bill 26-150 into law aboard a shuttle bus in Denver on Tuesday. Next to him is Sen. Matt Ball, a Denver Democrat. (Photo by Sara Wilson/Colorado Newsline)
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