UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Genuinely how is a young vampire supposed to become a rich and prosperous count in today's economy? 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025The downside to the AAA Mario clip is it just missed The Game Awards so now everyone is frothing at the mouth to actually use it on something. I feel bad for the next game trailer that comes out because that thing is going to get torn to shreds. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Why is my bathroom so dirty?!?! I JUST cleaned it 2 months ago! 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Farting in the elevator to distract them from the fact I just successfully sued them for $500,000 and ruined their life 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 18/01/2025The whiplash of emotions I felt going into a meeting with my supervisor fully expecting to get laid off only to be told about my guaranteed future work sites for the next year and how I'll actually be doing less work with more pay cannot be described. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Anyone got that one GIF of Sol Badguy about to punch the camera and, at the last second, his gigantic pecs rip out of his tight shirt and flash you? 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Found this in a Schlotzsky's bathroom. Instantly thought of this. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Here's our haul from the Christmas parade my friends and I went to today. Felt like a kid again sorting candy on a bed between everyone. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 09/12/2024WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PRONOUNCED "ORN-ER-REE" AND NOT "AWN-REE"??? MOM, THE CHILDREN ARE LAUGHING AT ME NOW!! 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I had a dream where I kept getting stalked and attacked by a beast. I was confused why until I woke up and this was the first thing I see 010
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I finally drew my main OCs but now I'm too nervous to actually show them... I-I'M JUST GONNA ADD SOME COLORS THEN I WILL I SWEAR 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 23/11/2024There's something kind of depressing about seeing a hentai doujin artist stop drawing while they were still in the middle of the foreplay. Like damn, dude, I'm sorry you got burnt out before even getting to draw a nipple. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Riding your shopping cart down the parking lot back to your car in your mid 20s is the most liberating feeling in the world 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You ever get mad over something that doesn't matter and you just want to stop being mad and instantly move on because it doesn't deserve the attention but the thing is SO frustrating that it's impossible to just drop it and you get even madder over the fact that you can't just move on? 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The worst thing about having a professor with a dry sense of humor and a monotone voice is I never know when he's just joking and when he's actually lecturing me. He keeps trashing on Clip Studio Paint and idk if it's a meme or if it actually killed his family. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The dentist describing your teeth to their assistant so they can put it in the records gives the same feeling as the teacher grading your test right in front of you. 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Ass so hot you gotta do the "Ha-Cha-cha" mouth cool down technique while eating it out 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 16/11/2024How it feels to not need to wipe after straining on the toilet for 30+ minutes 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024We need to shit-talk quiet speakers more often. What they gonna do about it? Speak up???? 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My heart goes out to everyone living in Wyoming when the rapture happens and they get left behind because God forgot people actually live there 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 13/11/2024"Oh shit, I wasn't listening. I hope he didn't say anything important." -My stupid ass if I was at the Gettysburg Address 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I WAS TALKING TO A REALLY CUTE GIRL AT A CAFE AND WE WERE HITTING IT OFF SUPER WELL AND SHE LEFT ME HER PHONE NUMBER BUT AS I WAS READING IT, I WOKE UP FUUUUUUUUCK 010
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Guilty Gear is so funny because you'll have this genuinely heartfelt story about a girl finally accepting herself and coming out as trans, but she'll be saying this to a guy that carries around an alien in a coffin and is also the United States Secretary of Defense 010
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Bluesky feels like moving to a nice, small town suburb after living in downtown Detroit for 10 years 100
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 24/10/2024My white blood cells after I eat the 3 month old sandwich I found in the back of my fridge 000
UsuallyChill @usuallychill.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Me: Oh boy! A fresh start with tons of new people all now looking for some new accounts to follow! Now's my chance to put myself out there! Me, meanwhile: 041
