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Ust Oldfield

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Father to little O, little P, little A, and little F | Chief Data Officer, tech enthusiast and data geek by day | Dad by night and weekends | He/Him

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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 26/08/2026
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What a week, hub?

Captain, it’s Wednesday
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 12/08/2026
Was a bit shite
Partial solar eclipse
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/08/2026
This is a con. Just tastes of banana
Image of
innocent®
smoothie cherries, strawberries & apples
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 21/07/2026
Not even a day old and this government is already putting forward silly proposals.
Andy Burnham has announced an £850mn plan to cut domestic energy bills this winter, in his first major move to tackle the cost of living crisis after becoming prime minister.
Burnham said the move would cut about £45 off a typical annual electricity bill and would be funded by the cancellation of the government's planned digital ID scheme.
Downing Street said the move, currently planned only for this fiscal year, would cost about £850mn in 2026-27 based on estimated electricity prices.
Burnham insisted on Monday that any measures to cut the cost of living would be fully funded and said the VAT cut would be met by axing the digital ID scheme, which he said would save £1.8bn over the next
three years.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 26/06/2026
Fuck yeah!
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 11/06/2026
100% accuracy (so far) with Mexico beating South Africa 2-0.
Predictions of Group A. Mexico to beat South Africa 2-0 in the opener
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 27/05/2026
Read the headline and was like “but your entire education has been based on terms…” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... The content is very different.
Student loans inquiry finds many did not understand terms
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 17/04/2026
Urgh
The voting chance profile for Ust. 45% chance of voting for Labour, 15% chance of voting tories. 13% chance of voting Green.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/04/2026
Don’t hate me… but here’s chicken nugget chilli with pasta. Got better reviews than lunch.
Chicken nugget chilli and pasta
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/04/2026
It was fun while it lasted…
Last seven days of my portfolio performance
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/04/2026
For lunch we pulled out a miracle for an edible salad of chicken nuggets with a barbecue sauce vinaigrette. As my wife said: “I wouldn’t have it again but it’s edible.” High praise.
Chicken nugget salad with bbq sauce vinaigrette
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/04/2026
Two thumbs up from Little P
Un mélange de chips avec de la sauce barbecue
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/04/2026
Like, what do I do with this?
Random food shop from a 5 year old
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 01/04/2026
Little O: “if we stare at this long enough it will enter our minds…” The six seven meme has finally infected our household.
6 7 repeated at scale
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 30/03/2026
It might be spring, but I am in need of a mountain meal.
A tartiflette straight from the oven. Golden, bubbling cheese
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 19/03/2026
Tada!
TACO/FAFO - an inverse correlation
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 18/03/2026
What goes through people’s minds when they say stuff like this? Do they think it makes them sound smart, or professional, or “of the people”?
Alicia Kearns, the Conservative MP and shadow national security minister, called on the government to tighten up what she described as a "loophole" in order to catch out "any Tsarist, Ayatollah-linked or Little Red Book-carrying man pretending to be a Tom, Dick or Harry".
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 11/03/2026
Hang on… government expects individuals and businesses to report spending consistently when submitting tax returns, yet can’t apply the same to itself. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
The Cabinet Office relies on each department to develop its own internal methods for handling and tracking spending but approaches "vary", leading to "inconsistent" data, the report said.
HM Treasury estimated a spend of £1.36bn in 2022-23, but other sources put the figure as high as £2.23bn, according to a National Audit Office report last year.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 28/12/2025
For Christmas I designed and built a story box, an open source version of Yoto or Tonie, for my children to use. They decorated it and enjoy listening to stories on it. Here’s the repo for others to use and make their own story boxes github.com/UstDoesTech/...
The story box, as decorated by Little O and Little P
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 31/10/2025
Well BT, you’ve had two and a half weeks to sort out my broadband, you’ve not kept your promise and I’m going elsewhere.
You enjoy lots of exclusive benefits today by being with BT.
Here's what you'll be missing out on if you decide to leave:
• Your BT Mobile discount - at least £5 a month off any
BT Mobile plans and double data
• Our Keep Connected Promise - we'll keep you connected, no matter what
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 25/10/2025
Just started this book, but I like it so far. It already aligns to my view of governance, and has given me many more ideas.
Book cover of Good Services: How to design services that work by Lou Downe
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 05/10/2025
Totally unnecessary parentheses in an otherwise average article about AI. Tell me how you really feel about Sydney Sweeney… www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/o...
(Sydney Sweeney already looks suspiciously like A.I.)
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 03/10/2025
Mel Stride will need to take a long hard look at state processes and investment to get those numbers down. The world, and the UK, is more complex and underfunded than it was in 2016. on.ft.com/4mMYpuS Shadow chancellor underlines Tory commitment to ‘fiscal responsibility’
Among the policies Stride will set out at the Tory conference in Manchester, from October 5-8, is a pledge to cut the civil service from
517,000 to 384,000 - the number of officials running the state in 2016 before Brexit and the Covid-19 pandemic.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 14/09/2025
The Eiffel Tower is still visible from South London.
The Crystal Palace TV mast, commonly referred as the Eiffel Tower
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 07/09/2025
Little O and Little P enjoyed their first outing to a football match. Little P wanted to play. Despite having possession for most of the game, Croydon WFC lost to Chislehurst in penalties. FA Cup dream ended in rounded 1.
Croydon WFC and Chislehurst Glebe WFC line up ahead of kickoff
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 14/07/2025
Not very surprising
Established Liberals
A secure and internationally-minded group who trust expertise and institutions. They see Britain as part of a liberal global system and believe in reform through established democratic processes.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 14/07/2025
The best thing about being back, is my garden and my roses
Rose variety: sceptred isle (a pink bloom) in bloom
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 08/07/2025
The children looked underneath their bed in the Airbnb and now they’re scared…
A bear’s head under the bed
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 03/07/2025
Well, this was fun. I tested the policy proposal: The government proposes to abolish income tax. Universally hated.
Margaret - Traditional
Conservative
Immediate Reaction:
This sounds far too radical and reckless - you simply cannot run a country without proper tax revenue to fund essential services
Voting Impact:
I would be very concerned about supporting any party proposing such a reckless policy without a clear, costed alternative funding mechanism
"This feels like throwing the baby out with the bathwater - income tax has funded our civilization for generations and you don't tear down institutions lightly."Zara - Urban Progressive
Labour
Immediate Reaction:
This sounds like a regressive policy that would massively benefit the wealthy while gutting public services that people like me depend on
Voting Impact:
This would push me even more firmly towards Labour and away from any party proposing this - it goes against everything I believe about fair taxation and public investment
"Abolishing income tax is just wealth redistribution upwards disguised as helping ordinary people."Connor - Young Liberal
Immediate Reaction:
This sounds like a populist gimmick that would devastate public services and massively increase inequality while primarily benefiting the wealthy
Voting Impact:
Would make me even more likely to vote tactically for whichever party can best oppose this - probably Labour in most constituencies
"Abolishing income tax is just a way to dismantle the welfare state while pretending to help ordinary people."James - Suburban Swing Voter
Immediate Reaction:
This sounds completely unworkable - how would we fund the NHS, schools, and basic public services without income tax revenue?
Voting Impact:
Would make me very skeptical of whichever party proposed this - suggests they're not serious about practical governance
"You can't run a modern country with decent public services without proper tax revenue - this feels like fantasy economics."
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 21/06/2025
These hot months.
Weather forecast. Highs of 34 degrees Celsius
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 11/06/2025
Yelp! on.ft.com/4kMDlnS WPP races to harness AI before the technology kills its business
More than 50,000 people now use WPP Open, the agency's Al platform that can turn simple text prompts into social media ads in minutes.
But for an agency that still bills some clients by the hour, the disruption of its own business has unsettled investors."The unit economics of Al are deflationary; investors find it difficult to look past that," said
another person familiar with the thinking of major investors.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 10/06/2025
The RER E platforms at La Défense are very pretty. Well done, IDF Mobilités.
Grand train platform with mirrored surfaces, gigantic columns and wooden flooring
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 21/05/2025
Well, I did it. Here is the finished product ustdoes.tech/posts/strate...
Jesus as a scrum master
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 17/05/2025
I’m going to burn in hell for this apostasy
Theological Profile Summary:
Liberal Congregationalist Profile
Historical Heresy Alignment
Score: 4
Some alignment with views historically considered heterodox.
Contributing factors may include:
Modalism/Sabellianism
Moral Influence Theory (Denial of
Substitution)
Denial of Literal Hell
(Note: Based on Nicene consensus.)Graph of theological position (liberal) in comparison to other Christian traditions
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 15/05/2025
Cringe
Pop-up Notification from Microsoft Co-Pilot

Remember Me?
Need a creative bestie? I'm here for all the brainstorming vibes.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 03/05/2025
If this thing starts developing a personality, I’m going to flip. It’s not Jean-Louis, it’s synthesising the Draghi Report.
First, I'm Jean-Louis, and I'm working through the Draghi report, focusing on large-scale investments, capital markets union, regulatory simplification, education reform, and industrial policy.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 20/04/2025
As you can see in the graphs below, different contexts change the shape of the numbers, and this is best visualised over time (100 steps). What might have started as 1 in step 1, is certainly not 1 even in step 2 let alone step 100.
Graphs displaying the evolution of numbers (1-10) as a result of changing contexts over time
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 16/04/2025
Last night I asked ChatGPT to research me, but the only way I could convince it to conduct the research was by telling it I was a fictional character. Here are some of its “thinking”…
Considering whether “Ust Oldfield” appears in Tolkien’s universe, as a minor fictional character, or as a writer of obscure fiction. I’m considering that “Ust Oldfield” is likely a minor character from a lesser-known series or an obscure piece of media, possibly found on a wiki. Alternatively, it could be a pseudonym or anagram.I’m piecing together Ust Oldfield’s profile to explore his real-life accomplishments, his engaging tech-savvy personality, his analytical insights, and his unique role in blending fictional elements with real-world analysis.I'm building a structured, narrative-style overview of Ust Oldfield's role, using concise bullet points and brief sections, while remaining factual and engaging.
I'm honing sections with a balanced narrative and concise bullet points.
Consulting sources for Ust Oldfield's background, personality traits, and his insights on Middle-earth's economy.
Ust Oldfield uses fictional scenarios and companies, like those in agile data product design courses, to demonstrate how data concepts can be applied, providing a unique blend of storytelling and analytics.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 31/03/2025
Seems like Instagram has taken revenge against me reporting their adverts that you must watch as "irrelevant" by classifying my post about swans as spam.
Instagram reporting a picture of a swan as spam
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 18/03/2025
Also had this little cutie join me
A honey bee on the ground
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 16/02/2025
Quelle surprise !
Scooby Doo meme of Fred taking off the mask of Macronism to reveal Gaullism
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 24/01/2025
Querying Databricks Unity Catalog through a Streamlit app, because... Surprises are coming.
A Streamlit app that is querying and displaying data from Databricks Unity Catalog. The SQL query is:  SELECT * FROM samples.nyctaxi.trips.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 16/01/2025
The joys of having a chess set is that Little O and I get to play chess over breakfast. He's learning how the pieces are allowed to move. Got to say, some of the rules don't make sense when explaining to a 4yo.
Chess board
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 14/01/2025
No, it is you who is obsessed with Napoleon. I just have a healthy interest in the Napoleonic era...
Napoleonic themed chess pieces, with Napoleon as the king.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 07/01/2025
The omelette in question. Looks terrible because he didn't say please.
An omelette.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 07/01/2025
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image
Leonard Nimoy: "Well, my work is done here."

Barney: "What do you mean, your work is done? You didn't do anything."

From the monorail episode of the Simpsons.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 03/01/2025
But they do make good pastries
A knotted chocolate pastry in the shape of a Christmas tree
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 27/12/2024
I went on a pilgrimage to Napoleon's tomb today. I would probably have been a Bonapartist back in the day...
Ust in front of Napoleon's tomb.Napoleon's tomb. A huge marble coffin, on a plinth, surrounded by the names of his famous victories e.g. Marengo and Austerlitz.
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 06/12/2024
I'm in the dome of the UGC at La Defense. It's impressively big! Looking forward to seeing Wicked.
Cinema screen showing an advert for Sonic 3
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Ust Oldfield @ustdoes.tech · 28/11/2024
Ah ouais
French people: God, where do all my problems come from?
God presents a cloud in the shape of England
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