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America Patch Notes

@uspatchnotes.bsky.social
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releasing continuous balance patches to the united states

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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
(+) Gave WY some of NE's water (+) AK is significantly more lore accurate (+) Gave OH slightly more land (*) Merged TN and VA to make Virginia Prime (VP) (-) added a scar to TX (-) SI is shorter (-) Removed TN and VA A lot had to be done in the back end to let VP happen. Thank you for your patience.
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
(+) WA is longer (+) TN now includes MO (+) WY and UT have been noticeably increased in size (-) United Kolorado (UK) is now shaped like the United Kingdom (-) Turned NE into a body of water (-) Removed Franklin (-) Circumsized TX
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(+) Lengthened SI (+) TN now includes KT (+) OK now includes KS (+) GA now has SC's coast (+) GB now includes PA (-) Removed KS, KY, and PA (-) Landlocked SC (-) Removed Franklin
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
(+) IA now includes MN (+) TN now includes NC (+) VA now includes WV (+) FL is bigger (+) SC now has more coast (*) Short Island (SL) is now an available server (-) KS no longer has the panhandle (-) Landlocked GA (-) Removed Franklin Dr Manhattaned the guy whos been ai generating code in our game
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
(+) TN is now significantly longer (+) WV now includes MD and DE (+) KS now has a pan handle (+) Gave MT's "face" some facial hair (+) AR now includes LA (=) Dakota (DK) renamed to Donkey Kong (DK) (-) Removed LA, MD, and DE (-) ID is smaller now (-) Removed Franklin
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
(+) TN now includes the number ten (+) Un-Reverted the NV-CH change (+) Increased MO's Bootheel again (*) Merged VT and NH to make Rectangle (RT) (*) Merged North/South Dakota (ND/SD) to make Dakota (=) CH change reverted to CA (-) MI's upper half given back to canada (-) Removed franklin
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(+) MO's "bootheel" increased in size (+) Reverted CN's border change due to popular demand (+) Longer Island (*) Combined AB and MS to make Alabamississippi (AM) (-) Removed AB (-) Removed MS (-) Removed Frranklin (-) Gave AK's southeast portion back to Canada
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
(+) HI is about 25% larger (+) NV now includes most of North CA (=) California (CA) is now Californah (CN) (=) Colorado (CO) is now United Kolorado (UK) (=) New Jersey (NJ) is now Gabagool (GB) (-) Reduced Northern CA
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
(+) Stretched ME to the Northeast slightly (+) Merged RI with CT and MA (+) Stretched TX' Northernmost point more north (=) Renamed New York (NY) to Mid York (MY) (-) Removed OK's pan handle and southernmost parts (-) Removed MA (-) Removed CT
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America Patch Notes @uspatchnotes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
RULES: nothing actively offensive no external images (unless its REALLY funny) 5 patch notes per post if i dont know how to do it in ms paint i wont do it
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