US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Give the gift of one hundred dollars in cash this Christmas 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 05/12/2025No. But we’re taking the Jerma two hundred dollar bill idea. That’s fire 020
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The official final pressings will be flattened into Disneyland souvenir coins 010
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 12/11/2025We’re coming for the nickel next. You’re on watch, Thomas Jefferson. 010
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The US Mint is officially retiring the penny. Many people are calling this “the worst thing to happen to Abraham Lincoln” 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 13/10/2025We have received a lot of feedback about the new silver dollar portraying President Trump. In light of that feedback, we will be making it a GOLD dollar coin instead. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #SilverDollar #Trump #Coin 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Apologies, we have to mint the coins. We’ve rolled over and showed the President our soft underbelly 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 05/10/2025ow ow ow I tripped so hardddd fuck man ouch my knee all fucked up shit fuck man that hurt 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 10/09/2025What is the TL;DR on this? Our attention spans have been fried. 100
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 23/08/2025The “infinite money glitch” is real and we’re not telling you what it is 100
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Will do. He will be missed. As for your question, we just sent out our pennies for the year last week. Sorry champ. 100
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Stopped printing money early today, we had a technician fall into the printer today and he was compressed in the roller. Head blew off like a car slowly running over a tube of toothpaste. 110
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 17/06/2025If you didn’t like this then you’re REALLY gonna hate what we’re doing to the 100 dollar bill… 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 12/06/2025This is cool, you know what else is cool? A billion dollars 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 12/06/2025This Pride Month we’re giving away “Woke Bucks”. They’re each worth $10,000 and cops can’t use them 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 17/05/2025We here at the US Mint formally challenge Elon Musk to a game of Heads or Tails to decide our fate 010
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 17/05/2025We cant stop printing money, the printer learned to give us a treat every time we use it (Pavlovian-style) 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Y’all fw dimes? They kinda useless no? I guess like parking meters take them but most take debit cards now anyways… 010
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Big Pink does not have permission to print money. That would be illegal. 110
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Thank goodness the dollar is safe! 😁 Get yours now at participating locations! 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Please do not send us jokes/puns. We are a very serious institution. 100
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 15/05/2025We lost a printer recently. If you’ve seen a money printer recently please let us know. Thanks 😁 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 15/05/2025We’re working on a new 1/2 cent coin. It’s shaped like a hexagon and it’s sharp. 110
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Congrats to @booker.senate.gov on his incredible filibuster. We’ve decided to celebrate his achievement by printing #BookerBucks (redeem at participating locations only, void where prohibited) 110
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 23/03/2025We hear you, instead we’re using your money specifically to buy #bitcoin 120
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Due to recent staffing cuts issued by #DOGE we have fired Tim. We will miss him dearly. 111
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 28/12/2024sometimes I feel like people don’t even want money… I wish I could just go away 101
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Come back anytime and we will give you one of those gold bricks 001
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to use the promo code GOBBLE at any United States bank for a FREE $100 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Due to the recent controversy surrounding who we put on the 12 dollar bill, we will no longer be printing more. This is not a formal apology. 000
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 19/11/2024We accidentally printed too many $100 bills today. We apologize in advance for the havoc this will wreak on the stock prices. 111
US Mint* @usmint.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Great day of printing more money here at the US Mint. More to follow. 151
