Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I once went barhopping on Halloween as Yoda, mostly so I could present bouncers my “Star File“ card - which clearly stated on the back that I was “900 years” old. I didn’t get a single laugh from those humorless bastards. 111
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026After the (IMO, as a 7-year-old) great movie, the tv series was such a disappointment. It did have this great car, though! Which was later seen in Tom Petty’s post-apocalyptic “You Got Lucky” music video. 100
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s like Milwaukee’s golden age! www.milwaukeemag.com/milwaukees-l... 093
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 02/09/2026$1 coins are wonderful- if they are Loonies, paired with Toonies. Pocket change that’s actually worth something. 1110
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Posting for my own reference. Where I’ve been in the United States: (Couldn’t count SC or Ark., as my 3 nights in each just didn’t feel like “stayed a while” to me. And I’ve stayed 4+ nights in Nebraska, but never 2 nights in a row.) 100
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Minnesota remembers the ICE invasion, and who enabled it. Bye bye, Angie. 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“We can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.“ 1271
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 06/07/2026So the Nazi Tattoo Guy is also a credibly-accused rapist? Shocking. 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“d-DaY wAs MeAnT tO sToP sTaLiN” The Allies: 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Bellamy drew a far cooler monster than BBC SFX delivered 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 10/04/2026If the obvious Bible Epics have all been done, I want more Bible Fanfic Epics like Wyler’s Ben-Hur. 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My teenage Catholic Church had a 10 foot tall bleedin, almost-naked dead guy nailed to a floating cross behind the altar. I stared at it, and all I could see was Kali’s Temple of Doom. Complete with that bloody sacred heart thing. 011
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 30/03/2026An Emperor to rival Nero and Domitian. 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Oh, how I wish this had ended differently: 021
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 25/02/2026But Claude, the “ethical AI” that’s been marketed to us the last few weeks, totally did not do that. Right? Right? 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Look when you’re King of France you’ve got better things to do than sit around all day remembering your bloody number. 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“Who said anything about panicking? This is still culture shock.” 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 25/01/2026They meant different "states rights" 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Nor was I. Just saying that no one has ever been able to demonstrate or quantify the existence of a soul. I guess we’re just using different meanings of “soul.“ Also, James Brown, Soul Brother No. 1: 110
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Did he ever do anything that might raise any suspicions that he was not, in fact, a botanist? Did his neighbors ever wonder 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 12/01/2026They’ve been playing on Easy mode so far. Next week will be a little colder… hoping we’ll get sustained below-zero weather soon 120
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 10/01/2026You must be pretty young! We had to substitute a Fisher Price Adventure Person in 1978. Possibly this guy (a poor match, I admi): 030
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Sadly, TIL ‘these times’ won’t coming soon due to a Sulzberger death of old age. The bstard’s younger than me: 080
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. 000
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 17/12/2025“We can no longer sit back and allow Venezuelan infiltration, Venezuelan indoctrination, Venezuelan subversion, and the Venezuelan conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us.“ 111
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The best I could find... would probably be a better deal for someone in the uk www.abebooks.com/servlet/Sear... 010
Ulysses S. Longtorso, MN @uslongtorso.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Looks wonderful!!!! [searches...] 😐 100
