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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Getting head from an android, call that chrome dome

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

LATER TODAY MY FIRST EVER 12 HOUR BIRTHDAY STREAM

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Pussy so good they're attempting to hit me up a decade later while they're married. (This is unfortunately not a joke, i am so fucking confused as to why they would, dude get out of my dms)

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

When will my husband return from war. (Hes at offkai and i miss him so much)

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Myusagii | ミュウサギー 🥭🌸 @myusagii.mangobun.family · 16/04/2026

That One Braincell Just Left the Chat w/ HarukaKaribu & Ushimama 📹 @/niko_kaisen #vtuber #vsky #vtuberen

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I am... baffled. A regular customer came in and we have a tip jar at the counter, she was 1 dollar short on her purchase and she REACHED INTO OUR JAR TO GRAB A DOLLAR?????

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I had to satisfy my curiosity and make that dumpling lasagna.... buhhh

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Do you think Quentin Tarantino got into movies cause he found out film was called "footage"?

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

After living in the house and renting here for 8 years with no issues, my housemate and I got a new property manager late last year who basically had been breathing down our necks for months and her true intentions came out 1/2 ko-fi.com/ushimama/goa...

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

she wants to vacate the premises so it can be rented out for higher value so we have not been offered a renewal of our lease, we have to leave in 2 months. 8 years worth of stuff to be moved, in 2 months. Anything given helps tremendously. 2/2

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

No The largest seed is going to be the one I nuke into this coconut holy fuh

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I was sitting behind the counter with the laptop ordering stock today and a lady came up and asked if I was doing my homework. I replied saying "I havent done homework in 16 years" She looked shocked. I swear I look like I'm in my 30s. Everytime this happens I feel like the antithesis of this guy

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

"Orange peel theory" this "Bird theory" that. Listen, just get yourself a partner who wants to bring you bowls of fruit and change their entire social media feed just to send you post of cool birds.

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Finished showing Ruben Evangelion (excluding Rebuild), its so nice to know he'd turn into primorial goop to see me again.

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Got asked if I'm taking ozempic by a customer today because I've been working out again. Should I take this as a compliment or not?

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Please go follow my model mama on all her platforms. She's so amazing.

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Ruben: (yapping about Honkai star rail and Pokemon for 30 minutes straight) Me: it's crazy your raads score was so low.

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MotherLyra @motherlyra.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Almost an 11 hour stream, and we have most of @foresttherotten.bsky.social 's Cowtaur modeled! Tomorrow we'll do some textures 💕

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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 26/08/2025

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

GRINDSET FOR SUCCESS. 4:00AM - WAKE UP 4:15AM - MORNING STRETCHES 4:30AM - HANDSTAND AND BUTTCHUG 3 CHERRY CELCIUS FIGURE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAY FROM THERE.

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Haggy ♡ @sluttyswamp.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

What if you wanted to get to heaven but god said "hold on now there sonny Jim, did you buy a candle from @ushimama.gay ?" Well if you wanna get to heaven, not a cult, qandle.store/collections/... get yourself a candle today ♡

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Somethings different...

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Basil 🐺🌿 OUT IN THE WOODS! @basilwoof.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Can't make this shit up. My cat Marci turned off my PC at the most insane time.

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Big love to @tumbly.bsky.social for being such a delight to work with. You were so patient with all my little requests and came through every time. 💕💕💕

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Big love to @tumbly.bsky.social for being such a delight to work with. You were so patient with all my little requests and came through every time. 💕💕💕

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

They won't find ur body Abra cadaver

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Ripping off the bandaid. Saturday 9th August 4:00pm AEST Friday 8th August 11:00pm PDT twitch.tv/ushimama

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Haggy ♡ @sluttyswamp.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I'd like to wish @ushimama.gay a very happy birthday even though I'm a whole day late because I was out forgive me calcium mother, i am so proud of you and i hope your day was as lovely ad you

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Ushimama Cacao @ushimama.bsky.social · 07/08/2025