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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 3h
His shitty meme coin wasn’t enough?
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 3h
She was a big woman. A strong woman. Possibly the strongest woman in the history of women. People are saying it. Never cried, even as a baby. But here she was, tears streaming down her face. Beautiful tears. Very high quality. “Sir,” she said, because they always say “Sir.” “Our men have no legs…”
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 8h
If Democrats forced him to fire her, it’s a stunning admission from a man whose entire personality is supposedly refusing to let Democrats tell him what to do. Democrats have been demanding that he fire people for years. If he’s suddenly taking requests, where’s the sign-up sheet? We have a backlog.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 8h
We’ve got a new political unit of measure! 1 Scaramucci - 11 days 1 Flynn - 24 days 1 Truss - 49 days 1 Zacharia - 5 days
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They seem to derive enormous satisfaction from being terrified of things that exist exclusively in their imaginations. It’s their favorite pastime.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So they jet off to Dubai, in a Muslim-majority country, to party, indulge in luxury alongside wanted fugitives, and enjoy the hospitality, only to fly home and declare all Muslims terrorists. Without hypocrisy and double standards, these people wouldn’t have any standards at all.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh wow! What an amazing find. That’s pretty cool. Keep looking! Maybe there are more pictures!
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t think she was made for this. I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t last a single Scaramucci.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is where I think Lindsey Graham actually came in handy. I suspect he was one of the few people who could occasionally talk Trump out of some of his worst impulses regarding Ukraine.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is something wonderfully ironic and incredibly stupid about going into debt just to convince strangers you’re wealthy.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I also wonder if they made her sign an NDA before firing her, because I can easily imagine her knowing where a few bodies are buried, so to speak. The last thing they want is the disgruntled former ambassador suddenly developing a passion for transparency.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The sheer absurdity of suggesting that someone who invents and spreads a malicious rumor also gets to dictate the deadline by which the victim must disprove it. Since when does the burden of proof fall on the person being lied about rather than the person making the accusation? These fucking people.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Isn’t the way they’re punishing him just validating what he said to begin with? I feel like they’re proving his point.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Same reason they want to livestream executions and broadcast footage of the fishing boats they bomb. They thrive on the death, suffering, and misery of others. This regime is nothing more than sadism masquerading as governance.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Susan Collins has an uncanny ability to defy Trump only when her vote makes absolutely no difference. She’s basically mastered the art of opposing Trump without ever inconveniencing him.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean… if she’s right, she’s right.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Talarico was at the Lindner Center the same way Jack Smith was at that Atlanta game supposedly colluding with Fani Willis. At this point, I’m convinced these weirdos get some perverse pleasure out of having their bullshit debunked.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The irony of people who worship a man who incessantly brags about passing a dementia now claiming mental health treatment makes someone unfit to serve. How about people who spread lies about other people’s mental health? Are they fit to serve?
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We invent the lies, manufacture the conspiracies, spread them like wildfire, and naturally, it’s all the Democrats’ fault. The audacity of those Democrats, forcing us to make shit up!
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An intelligent brown South African woman receiving the very prize Trump so desperately covets, but will never have. That’s sure to send the ketchup bottles flying.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, I guess we know when the next Grindr crash is scheduled. Interesting that the Dollar Store Goebbels didn’t make the lineup. Was the bargain-bin fascist unavailable?
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why is it so hard for them to grasp the simple and obvious fact that Trump will NEVER win the Nobel Peace Prize? Is what bothers them that he can’t just slap his name on it, threaten the committee, or buy the naming rights? Must be infuriating to encounter something that isn’t for sale.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literally nobody “needs” to hear from Nancy Mace about…anything.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WTF is this? Did one of his great-great-great-great-grandkids write it? “365 days ago” instead of “a year ago,” yet somehow he ran out of vowels for “have” and “because”? And the random capitalization? It’s like a 2005 middle schooler furiously texting on a Motorola Razr with a broken Shift key.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which means he’s almost certainly planning an attack before the midterms. His demented version of rope-a-dope: lull them into dropping their guard, then strike. Brilliant strategy, assuming his opponents have amnesia and suddenly believe every word he says. Subtle as a chainsaw, that one.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t forget disease outbreaks. They also offer those.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By 2028, Vance will also have changed his name again and claim that whatever happened during Trump 2.0 doesn’t apply because technically that was JD Vance.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Translation: We’ll investigate the ads, condemn the ads, explain why the ads are problematic, and most importantly, continue accepting payment to make sure you see them.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only consolation is that the ads are so painfully tone-deaf and smug that there may actually be a direct correlation between how often you see them and how badly you want to vote against Republicans.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump is a proper narcissist. He doesn’t actually care if Republicans lose as long as he stays in power, has someone else to blame, and can keep on grifting. In his mind, their losses won’t reflect on him. In his words, “I already won. I’m not on the ballot.” Heads he wins, tails someone else loses.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’ll be hilarious because they’ll be blaming Trump for their losses while Trump, who’s already planning to blame them for not worshipping him hard enough, blames them right back. The circular firing squad is already loading.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does an 80-year-old coffin-dodger who’s already filthy rich keep finding new depths of corruption to plumb for another dollar? The greed is pathological.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The funny thing is Trump despises these people because, in his own words, they’re “so low class” and make him look bad. He wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. Meanwhile, she’s bitching about Muslims while Trump cozies up to the Saudis and practically drools over Mamdani.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is absolutely bonkers. I doubt even religious people in the military signed up to have their faith weaponized into unhinged zealotry. Bastardized ancient ideology armed with 21st-century weapons. I can’t imagine how this could possibly go wrong.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was funny how Nutlick kept speaking louder and louder, apparently hoping the volume would jolt the geriatric buffoon from his slumber. Nope. Grandpa slept through the whole damn thing.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A perfectly spontaneous, and I’m sure totally uncoordinated bout of network-wide amnesia.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What I wonder is whether he’s been a Republican sleeper agent this whole time, or if the stroke came with a surprise political realignment. I’ve heard strokes can change your personality, but “congratulations, you’re a right-winger now” feels like a pretty wild side effect. 😂
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hear you, but Fetterman has broken with the Dem caucus at least 20 times this year, sometimes as the only Democrat siding with Republicans. Those breaks are becoming more frequent. He can be an independent and vote however he wants without enjoying the benefits of being a Democrat.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s to stop rewarding him with Democratic caucus privileges - committee assignments, leadership opportunities, party strategy and institutional support. If you’re actively helping the opposition while sitting in on strategy meetings, you might as well be their spy in the room.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why can’t Democrats strip him of the affiliation? There’s “reaching across the aisle,” and then there’s apparently setting up an office over there. Is there really no mechanism for dealing with someone who calls himself a Democrat while actively working to advance the interests of fascists?
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So Congress is just openly admitting it can’t do its job, and the solution is to let the sociopathic AI tech bros who got us into this mess just regulate themselves? That’s not regulation. That’s letting the casinos write the gambling laws.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump may be a drag on Paxton, but an even bigger drag on Paxton is…Paxton.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, for fuck’s sake. And if my aunt had wheels, she’d be a bicycle! “If Trump turns out his people who still like him…” Yes, Frank. And if Democrats turn out everyone who doesn’t, we’re right back to the inconvenient fact: that group is considerably larger, isn’t it?
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An “intellectual giant” who grabbed the grenade and threw the pin.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if Smith had been at the ATL game, Schmitt was prepared to inflate that unsubstantiated detail into “proof” of collusion with Fani Willis. The first allegation was based on zero facts, yet the second depended on it entirely. A baseless claim being used to manufacture another. Bloody hell!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He really thought he had him, too. You could just see how proud he was of that little “gotcha.” He probably practiced that shit in the mirror in his best Perry Mason voice, and was so pleased with himself that he skipped the rather important step of checking whether any of it was actually true.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even if they were all furries, I think their track record of successfully flying planes has been stellar thus far, so what’s the issue? Every pilot could show up in a full wolf costume and call themselves Captain Fuzz Aldrin for all I care.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Psychopaths.
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UserNotFound @usernotf0und81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s more entertaining than watching Mamdani playing Trump like a fiddle is watching right-wingers spontaneously combust over it because they can’t figure out how he keeps doing it. Mamdani understands Trump’s weaknesses and exploits them in ways their fuzzy little brains can’t even fathom.
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