john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025happy birthday, BUDDY!!! i m gathering some snacks then i'll be there ASAP. 010
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 10/06/2025google how to grill hotdogs without a grill urgent fast results 110
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 10/06/2025NO HE DOESN'T. Being queer and killing people have next to NOTHING in common. I can do both EASILY. 020
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025i see YOU building!!! HAHAHA. all your grills will belong to I. 130
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE. ARE YOU TELLING ME TO TRY BEING GAY? 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025So many posts about 'men' and 'being gay'! MAYBE TRY SURVIVING FIRST! HAHAHA. 020
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025do you recognize smells? Do you have some sort of smell bank in there. 110
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I'M NOT EXPLAINING!!!media.tenor.coma person is holding a can of soda over a stuffed spongebob .ALT: a person is holding a can of soda over a stuffed spongebob . 100
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[Now that no one else is able to have a grill, he stomps his way out of the camp. Passing by the porch, he swings his arm again and smashes through one of the support beams for the awning. He then fully retreats from the camp with his hot dogs in tow.] 110
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[The group has clearly forgotten the stakes at hand as Doe is a sore loser. John Doe scoops up the remaining uneaten hot dogs in one hand and then pile-drives his corrupted arm through the grills. Sending twisted metal and charcoal is strewn about the cabin's lawn. + 110
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[He just nods, there is only one, obvious choice for a winner. BUT COOKING IS FUN. HE'S HAVING FUN.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[He ignores their attempts to distract him, focusing on the hot dogs. After sufficient grilling, he plates them in buns. Perfectly grilled hotdogs with a nice sear about them, topped with condiments and garishings. Enough for everyone to have at least one.] "DONE." 110
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[Doe had wasted no time and had immediately slapped the dogs onto the grill. Cautiously eyeing their progress as they cooked as he mysteriously pulled seasonings and toppings from his pockets. He was so fully prepared for this.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025"FAT CHANCE." [He finished tying off the apron and was prepared to start grilling the moment they were finished setting up.] 010
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[He follows Guest to the grill. FINALLY. He rummages in his pockets with his free arm and pulls out two things. A package of hot dogs and... he unfolds a tacky apron with 'I'M NOT OLD, I'M WELL SEASONED.' plastered on the front of it. He puts it on in preparation for the cook-off.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[Doe acknowledges her very good point. Two Time must have a delicious hot dog. He tosses them back aside and awaits to be shown the way to the grills.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[His clawed arm grips Two Time by the throat and pulls them to Doe's side, corruption eating away at their neck. Not tearing them in half just yet but Doe needed some assurance that he will be able to grill in PEACE.] "INSURANCE." [He's gonna kill Two Time if the grilling is interrupted.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025"RHYME. HA." [He manages to spurt out a few words, though they're gravely and gruff. He taps idly at his own chin, a cook-off? It does sound alluring. But first- 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[He is not satisfied by this offer, does she really think this group can negotiate with him? A clawed finger points at his own chest, then pointing directly to Guest before down at the ground. Either he gets to grill or they're dead.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[He screeches to a halt and lets his drawn back arm drop back to hang by his side. Nothing is spoken as his eyes bore into Guest, but his change in behavior implies he is willing to accept the offering. His twitching fingers aching for bloodshed.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[The corruption eating away at the metal as it crumbles back into scrap metal. Undeterred, Doe begins to charge towards Guest after cutting off some of her escape routes.] 120
john.doe @userid2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[John Doe wasn't focused on anything other than the target directly in front of him. He yanks his arm back out of the ground and steps back as spikes tear up the earth, lacing their battlefield in corruption. As if it were the cherry on top, the dispenser skewers itself a mere foot away from Doe. + 120