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@uselessfactsboy.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 If 'woke' means: "Being kind, thinking others should be entitled to benefits I might not get" then I'm woke AF! Mark Carney, I support you, but I don't want a tax cut! Keep or increase services...but keep sticking it to trump, pp, and punchable scheer

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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MY EXACT THOUGHT!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Michigan: DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!! ... unfortunately, I think you will. ... how is this election close?? Fuck is your country stupid
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm absolutely pissed off that ANY of my fellow canucks are going to 'murica ... maybe somebody can convince that orange guy to close the border to all personal travel... bring Canadian tourists dollars to 0% To all americans, come visit and spend money... but don't be an ass while you're here
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I genuinely laughed at that
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no, peter navarro is threatening us, whatever shall we do?!?!?!?
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuckin' reporters!! Would it kill one of them to say: "Well, there's been no evidence of that so far"
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💯
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ... those trees are gonna... ... ...attack us(?) I guess. This person mentioning sharia law can't be serious ... but likely that the comment is not meant to be funny, because that's how fucked up things are in 'murica now
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So he's met my wife
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's actually worse than hitler because he knew that Hitler existed and has chosen to emulate him. May his death be long and painful, and hopefully the deaths of his family and friends/syncophants are equally long and painful...except for millers, may they only realize pain with no relief of death
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAMN!! I've crossed every line with those moronic, incestual, waste-of- skin, sub-human cunts and nothing!! I doff my cap to you sir!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moe comes off so whiny in his response. His response should have been: "Good luck with that"
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guess what anybody attacking D.C. will target first: A. Big stupid arch loaded with weaponry B. Big stupid bunker ballroom C. Big stupid houses of congress Answer: why not everything all at once? Force a whack of defence armaments to be spent instantaneously Just Sayin' #golden(shower)dome
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Then if Sheeran says "Macklemore stays" and the venue bans both Sheeran and Macklemore then it would be the promoter fighting the venue - Sheeran would not be in breach because he's ready to perform ...so Sheeran COULD control the situation.
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy Shit!! West Side Story come to life!!! ... because...you know... ... ... shark vs. jet I'll see myself out ... and I stole the graphic
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Connor Ingram is an easy guy to root for - going all the way back to his days in Kamloops. Wishing him nothing but the best in his psychology endeavours, although I think he'd be a GREAT personality on hockey broadcasts... wait, he could do both.
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At a cost of roughly $1.25 trillion... give or take Totally feasible .../s
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All business aside, if somebody drew a bald spot on Trump, he'd lose his shit (moreso) Carney though... check out his interview with Nardwuar on YouTube, he gets a chuckle out of the 'Carney cut'
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stealing that!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Somebody else (facetiously, yet factually) said: No more borders! No ICE, everybody is a citizen and can vote! Let's ask to be states with ALL rights of states. Based on 538 redistribution, MX135, CAD42, CA41, NY20, IL12, NJ10 would be all that are needed to win the presidency. (270) #saveusa!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This guy *might* be speaking the truth, and as dire the results might be, it would be FAR WORSE to capitulate. ...it's been 18 months!! I know that not EVERY firm can meaningfully pivot away from 'murica, but EVERY firm should have truly explored the option by now. #minimize'muricanexports
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not sure that you want to stake your reputation on this. Maybe a "we'll see" would have been prudent. My economic chops are but a pittance of yours, but the ADP report of 38,000 would give me pause when commenting on this 161,000 number
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can get one of those???
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mark Carney must just laugh his ass off every time he sees these headlines. Has anybody else noticed Carney being much looser in press conferences these days? His rumoured cutting wit is coming through more and more, and I love it!!
Photo of an orange idiot threatening a policy that will devastate his own country
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just need red food-colouring ...too soon?
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It just says a lot about somebody when that person STILL supports the orange cunt. Even with favourable tax cuts - these people don't even consider the lack of humanity. Truly sad. I have no sympathy if he fears for his life, he wouldn't care if you were in danger - maybe he should go back.
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is that orange cunt sleeping?
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's awesome!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You nailed it!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay, we all know that all of that is bullshit...except the moose riverdancing ...good work to hide our secret in plain sight
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And it'll totally work this time because of two reasons. First, the digital technology is so much more inferior today than --... ... okay, there is ONE reason why it will work: the people in charge of 'murica now are wayyyy more competent than --... ... ...yeah, it ain't gonna fuckin' work
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*yawn* ...whatever... not worth being concerned because it means nothing
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He ain't perfect, I don't agree with everything he has done, but a more competent PM has not existed in my lifetime.
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And nobody saw that coming. ;-) ...it's like the Strait of Hormuz, BEFORE the Strait of Hormuz was the Strait of Hormuz
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"You can no more win a (trade) war, than win an earthquake" ~Jeanette Rankin (with apologies to... for my edit)
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is the 'Jimmy Fallon' of politics. Translation: He's a lightweight who is respected very little ...he just flat out sucks!!...but have your little sit-in Hakeem. How can the GOP disrupt EVERYTHING when they are in the minority, but you can't do shit to them now??? #weaksauce
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Those fuckin' traitorous cunts!!!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I came here to say that danielle smith is an absolute fuckin' cunt!!! ...scott moe too Fuck you two, traitorous pieces of shit!!!!!!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean the process shouldn't start with a couple hangings, just to establish the baseline for the hypothesis. #SCIENCE!! ...p.s. I have a couple suggestions for the first two
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That would work!! ... the candy more than the flowers I reckon. Hell, beer and cannabis would go way further... but it would have to be Canadian beer and cannabis.
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No lies detected!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Our 'problem' is that we have a PM who comprehends the world economy like few others. Is ANYBODY surprised that the 'muricans would try to change the deal at the last minute?? There never was a deal to be made, but it had to be attempted.
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And if that gets them re-elected, your country's fucked... ... ... ... like, moreso than it is now. I feel for those of you that aren't fuckin idiots
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Without knowing anything, I KNOW this is pp's way of thinking. ... now I'm like: sacrifice the alcohol ban IF it gets Canada what it wants (not just relief from these new tariffs, whatever the fuck they are) ... but then LABEL the 'murikkkan alcohol in the stores, so it is easier to not buy
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
She's such a cunt. Wait, I meant to cleverly disguise the word 'cunt' and say 'cunt' instead. Damnit!! Fuckin' autocorrect!! Every time I think of her name, my phone automatically types 'cunt' ... it actually happens for a LOT of people... ...eerie, I know!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
After I read the story I thought: that should happen to more people. (The old lady, not the shift lead)
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How fucked up is it that ANYBODY voted for him?? Your country sucks!!
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uselessfactsboy.bsky.social @uselessfactsboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dr. Hannibal Lector ... yes, he would STILL be better than rfkj !!!
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