mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 26/09/2026these shorts are maybe too short,,,,, do u think it's okay if i go workout like this? 69210
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 18/09/2026*paws at u* i hope you're having a really good day and i love u 1719712
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 14/09/2026did u know that ur smile is really pretty and u should smile more because we all love to see u happy? 1423415
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 08/09/2026this is what happens when a girl drives a miata with no ac for an hour in 100 degree weather. 2647330
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/09/2026h-hey!! what are u looking at?? my boobs are down here, dummy,, 2234932
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/09/2026*gets harder against u* i'm sorry,, *gets harder against u* i'm sorry,, *gets harder against u* i'm sorry,, 11724101
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 02/09/2026is it normal to play with ur boobs when ur really bored or am i just addicted to groping myself? 3438522
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 27/08/2026well,,, since u said i liked my tummy so much, why don't u get closer? 1821513
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 21/08/2026it's 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 !! just remember,, there's no such thing as too much tongue between besties~ 18652115
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 20/08/2026since y'all like girls kissing so much, here's a little teaser of,,,something for you cuties~ warning, it's very gay. 719215
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 20/08/2026sometimes i'll just watch her do her cute little things that she does for minutes at a time until she looks up and notices, causing her to blush and smile and hit me with the classic, "hey cut that out dummy" 3920
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 19/08/2026there's nothing hotter than playing video games with a girl that likes to absentmindedly grope you while you do 171016158
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 15/08/2026hmmmm what if i made it up to you with a little treat thought,,,? i know dumb puppies love putting their little snouts right here~ 620817
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 12/08/2026unfortunately i'm here to remind u that you're loved more than u sometimes let yourself accept so get kissed and adored, dummy. 927367
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 11/08/2026"how's the job search going?" my unemployed ass waking up at 2 pm: 9642125
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 10/08/2026did u know that if u just ask gay women to come pick u up then they will? stay tuned for more lesbian life hacks! 835323
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/08/2026it's feet friday so don't forget to celebrate with ur friends !!! 14741148
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/08/2026talking to my bestie to help her with pursuing a more self-fulfilling relationship led to this,, which then led to me remembering how pretty women are, and well, then my brain went to mush and here i am 0290
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 05/08/2026guess who woke up early to workout and gets to celebrate one month free from nicotine today !! (me!) 5032321
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 02/08/2026and i'd be super thankful if i wasn't already too far gone hehe :3 the thought is very sweet tho 😘 030
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 02/08/2026what would happen if a girl stole u and took u home to keep u as a plushie to cuddle forever? ,,,,,asking for myself. 2935229
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 01/08/2026careful, you're on thick ice,,, keep going and this is gonna be u. i love you 090
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 01/08/2026i was telling my gf about a really sweet dm i had gotten just then from an oomf being appreciative for what i said to them, and she just decided to completely obliterate me,,,, 514410
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 31/07/2026*𝙢𝙬𝙪𝙖𝙝𝙝* get kissed, idiot. *𝙢𝙬𝙪𝙖𝙝𝙝* get absolutely adored, dummy. *𝙢𝙬𝙪𝙖𝙝𝙝* get completely covered by my love, dork. 1027950
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 29/07/2026sorry for getting really hard when u hugged me, did u still wanna hangout? 3235727
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 29/07/2026i'm so powerless to women that if i got held down, i wouldn't even try to fight back tbh,,, like at that point you've bested me and u deserve to take whatever u want from me, beautiful 1038976
mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 24/07/2026when u wanna play a porn game with ur sister so u can mess around with her while she plays but she gets genuinely into it bc the game is actually fun and so now ur just high, horny, and watching my gf build a harem 3830