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Emmet Asher-Perrin

@use-theforce-em.bsky.social
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hey hey the ga(y)ng's all here. Entertainment Editor at Reactor, one of those they/thems, opinions are mine ofc. Rep by thejordache at JABberwocky

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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🫣 ahhh, thank you so much (and I hope you enjoyed the film!)
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When @mollytempleton.com says she thinks you'd write a great piece about glam rock and loving yourself and The Vampire Lestat, and you look up several thousand words later with a track list... reactormag.com/glam-rock-an...
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7 (Un)Easy Steps to Loving Yourself: Glam Rock and The Vampire Lestat - Reactor
What's so great about being a rock star? It doesn't take an interview to tell your story.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If the point where you tear up in the Spider-Man film is when Peter sees his best friend and unironically brings a bouquet of flowers to table, that's not so bad.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
👀 :unsubtly coughs i-am-always-interested-in-talking-about-darth-revan from a haunted corner of the room:
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
CGI Appa can hurt you, in fact.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Exactly! It's the thematic equivalent of telling someone with a freshly broken leg to walk on it unaided as much as possible because that's what you do whenever your arthritis acts up.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You know what's a cool message to give little girls right now? That they'd be somehow forever ruined if they chose to take revenge on men who kill their whole families and want to keep them as breeding stock! This is in no way an exaggeration of what the film's hero says, outright, to a 13yo.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
See also: Fellas, is it gay to wrap your hand in *clean* gauze or fabric?
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🎶Carry On My Waywa-🎶 "We regret to interrupt this program with the following announcement: Supernatural has been cancelled on account of all the infections Sam and Dean got by cutting open their hands once a week and toting dirty shotguns/knives directly after."
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had to stop somewhere on this one, which means that I didn't even get into how it feeds conspiracy mindset in a very bad way...
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Do you like puppets and slapstick and alien politicking and do not need Star Wars to showcase either a) Jedi or b) excessive space battles? You can fit SO MUCH OF THAT in this baby. *slaps hood repeatedly*
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tried to figure out why I walked out of the theater feeling such a profound sense of relief, and then I realized: I hadn't had to think about what a male character thought or how he might react for two whole hours. Maybe you could use that experience, too.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Nathan Tavares is here for everyone enraged over New Sunnydale never seeing the light of day.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Thanks so much!
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What if "bravery" as the sole important attribute to enacting positive change is a scam, actually.
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Project Hail Mary Knows What Makes Humans Special — And It’s Not Heroism - Reactor
Bravery and self-sacrifice are often tied to stories of heroism — but what if there's a better alternative?
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The problem isn't that the Federation has a War College, the problem is that the existence of a war college seems to skate right over the military aspects inherent in Starfleet from go, and I reeaally hope that they deal with that. reactormag.com/the-united-f...
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The United Federation of Planets Has a War College Now — Are We Gonna Talk About It? - Reactor
Are we acknowledging Starfleet's hierarchical makeup here, or attempting to cover it up?
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I can absolutely understand its appeal for some - I wanted to love it! And there were pieces I enjoyed, deeply, but I couldn't get past the feeling that we could've had something really gorgeous with just a few more passes on that script.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the demon looked so much like the electricity monster in the Are You Afraid of the Dark? computer game that haunted me as a child
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
And I scream from the top of my lungs "uh... brain attack"?
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The Bride! Can’t Decide Which Revolution It Wants to Power - Reactor
In the words of its eponymous character… I would prefer not to.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
For the Valentine's Day crowd! "You’re here, you’re queer—and it’s good for you, actually."
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sometimes you need a break - why not laugh about the end of the world for a couple hours, instead of swimming in dread?
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Has a Unique Take on Time Loop Stories - Reactor
Let's go ham on the apocalypse, with glitter and kittens.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Businesses think they can make jokes at their own "expense," but they can't. Not when they're holding the red veto pen.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Next up this January, an important look at intersectional identity, patriarchy, and The Hockey Show...
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I really hope you read this one. Indrapramit Das pulls it all together in a way that will help your brain flip that switch you've been scrabbling for.
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Many thanks to @use-theforce-em.bsky.social & @reactorsff.bsky.social for taking this piece. It's been a while since I've dug into some juicy critical writing, & it felt good (eager to do more). Heads-up that this contains spoilers for s1 of PLURIBUS (which I liked very much, to be clear).
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Please watch Dust Bunny and talk to me about fighting for connection and belonging k thanks
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A Family of Monsters: On Dust Bunny and Fighting for the Love We Deserve - Reactor
Okay, the monster IS a metaphor. Just not the one you think.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Thank you for the rec!
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Look, I made a joke about it before, but I'm back with receipts this time, and my logic is unassailable...
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
😘
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I might also do that...
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Between this and Legend of Ochi this year, the tiny child I used to be feels very seen and loved. (This is my favorite movie of the year, though. Find a theater, Pushing Daisies crowd.)
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Dust Bunny Will Have You Demanding That Bryan Fuller Make More Movies - Reactor
Monsters-as-metaphor is a tactic Fuller knows all too well — and he will not be playing by “the rules.”
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm just asking questions! (pretty sure it's true, though)
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Are the Fantastic Four Leading a Planet-Wide Cult in Their Universe? - Reactor
Sorry, they let Sue Storm do what?
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This one hurt. (Maybe just watch the first and final ten minutes?)
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Seems Intent on Proving That You Can’t Make a Good Fantastic Four Movie - Reactor
Fans hoped that getting folded into the MCU would fix the team’s track record on film. It’s clobbering time?
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Everyone wants to talk about Superman saving the squirrel, or saying I love you 3 months into dating, or holding a dying robot, and I just wanna shake them and shout "And *why* do you like that part??" (This is why.)
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We Don't Love Superman Because He'll Save Us - Reactor
Superman gives audiences hope — but not as a straightforward savior narrative.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The Vulcan underground depilation community must be *wild*. Wild, I say. Yes, this is the sort of thing I'm thinking about when I watch TV.
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Some Thoughts About Spock's Chest Hair - Reactor
Or: We Need to Talk About Vulcan Manscaping on Strange New Worlds
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I don't care if it's overcrowded, give me every superhero story where we skip origins, always.
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Superman Cracks a Long-Forgotten Code to Its Central Character - Reactor
The movie is over-stuffed, but who cares when being kind is the new punk rock?
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 12/06/2025
I know this is a losing battle and yet! I will die on this hill: SIX EPISODES IS NOT A SEASON IT IS A MINISERIES
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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Renewed for Fifth and Final Season - Reactor
Captain Pike and his crew will close out with six final episodes.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You can never go wrong with that one
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The wildest slap in the face! Undercutting all the incredible work they did. I'll never understand it.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The thing I realized as we put these lists together is that, regardless of subject matter or genre, I have 2 main desires: slapstick soulmate shenanigans or *gay ennui* Even the stuff that didn't make the list pretty much always hit those two categories.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
That is genuinely so gratifying to hear! Thanks so much
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Anywho, here are all my Andor recaps in one place:
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Andor recaps - Reactor
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Those last twenty seconds nearly ruined the entire show for me. I'm going to pretend they never happened.
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Andor’s Participation in One Tired Trope Is Uniquely Infuriating - Reactor
Those final shots really pull the rug out from under the whole thing.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Aahhh, thanks so much! Always glad to hear something still resonating 💕
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Get thee to a theater, trust me, just go.
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Mickey 17 Offers Catharsis in Uncertain Times - Reactor
What if there was a version of yourself who was actually willing to fight for you?
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My body is on some kinda quest to destroy me (that's unfair, it hasn't caught a break in well over a year), but I have to admit, there is nothing objectively funnier than sneezing while wearing a neck brace.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
How'd everyone like the Thaddeus Ross movie where Captain America showed up sometimes? reactormag.com/captain-amer...
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Captain America: Brave New World Seems Incredibly Afraid of Its Own Audience - Reactor
Weird how Captain America seems to be a backseat passenger in his own movie.
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Lynch was a saint cloaked as a transgressor in a world full of transgressors cloaked as saints.
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
From Lynch's family, in case you need more fuel for the tears: "There’s a big hole in the world now that he’s no longer with us. But, as he would say, ‘Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.'"
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Emmet Asher-Perrin @use-theforce-em.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Coming in the wake of news around a certain author, it feels like such an unjust blow when Lynch - a guy obsessed with the darkness in our collective natures - by all accounts I've ever read, provided meaningful artistic spaces to explore those things, rather than using that fascination to hurt.
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