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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 15h
Is that why you engaged?
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 15h
It says right on the banner “real strange ai”
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 15h
Doesn’t matter if this one is ai. It’s meant to be a metaphor: Liberty is undefeated.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 15h
That’s why he wants to win the Nobel Peace Prize so badly. He thinks it will prove he is not what he is.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 15h
The entire world hates Trump, and so will History.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They want the Epstein Files released.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😢 RIP Mike Ditka ❤️🐻🏈
chicago.suntimes.com
Mike Ditka, who coached the Bears to their only Super Bowl championship, has died
The Chicago Bears legend was 86.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Super intelligent.
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Donald Trump Struggles with Umbrella Boarding Air Force One
ALT: Donald Trump Struggles with Umbrella Boarding Air Force One
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
President Fake Tan Girdle Wig is lashing out against the word “artificial”.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The baseballical colon was a legendary pitcher.
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Bartolo Colon Warming Up for Mets
ALT: Bartolo Colon Warming Up for Mets
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Satan: I can ensure a limitless fortune and eternal life. Dell: I’m in! What do I have to do? Satan: Marry my daughter. Dell: I would love to meet… oh shit! Satan: Also the company can be named after you. Dell: Can you cast a spell on my eyes? — from my one act play “Fucking Yikes!”
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The spineless pipsqueak known as Marco Rubio is auditioning for the part of Project 2025’s candidate in the 2028 Presidential race. #spinelesspipsqueak #marcorubio #greece
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump is trying to steal a $30,000 ring that was “given to the American people“ and *not* at all a bribe.
newrepublic.com
Democratic Senators Demand Answers on That Diamond Ring Trump Got
Donald Trump accepted a massive diamond ring months ago. What happened to it?
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rafael seems to be controlling Trump’s walking with a remote control in his pocket.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coincidentally that’s also the way he talks
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And that is his best of his qualities
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The word “lead” in terms of typography is pronounced like “led”. So I guess “lede” as in “leed” so no one says ”bury the led”
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First, Presidents don’t impeach anyone. Second, even if they could how would US citizen Obama have impeached him? His term was over by then.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yikes! 😱
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He verbally threatened to destroy an entire civilization. He incited violence at his own rally, more than once. He mocked a reporter with a disability. He started a war without Congress. He beat and raped his first wife. Normally the Peace Prize doesn’t go to this kind of person.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning Bro
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does it bug anyone that there are no question marks.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow, you are so much better than the rest of us.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He followed the right people. PS: German Shepards are the best!
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How does Paramount and Warner feel about Iran attacking LA? 👍 👎
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 06/10/2026
I am directing the State Threat Assessment Center to actively monitor the situation in the event that foreign actors interpret the President’s remarks as an invitation to target California.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why would Iran fly over the entire US continent and attack the west coast? Why not Florida?
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder what the Republican candidate for Governor of California thinks about LA and San Diego.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And a wig
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum is the Grandpa Rossy of the Bears
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ what are you 12
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As in “dissent“
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hooray for Super Intelligence!
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Question, is the discount beef the recalled beef?
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would matter. It would be a formal action of disagreement. Just because a candidate loses an election doesn’t mean the votes didn’t count. 75 million voters did not choose this administration.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s called “artificial” intelligence because it is modeled after human intelligence. AI cannot experience the natural world, like what rain feels like on skin. It can only recite what humans have already recorded about rain and skin. It can’t be relied on if the data is not in the data centers.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The precedent (or unprecedented as you are saying) was the Rs discarding the President’s nomination. The Dems could have refused to certify Rs nominees.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s what I mean: there was precedent.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dems could have not certified Coney Barrett and Kavanaugh. I don’t know all the mechanics, but the Rs did not certify Garland.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Karen Pleass, contemporary Irish textile artist #womensart #Autumn
Pictorial textile artwork featuring a landscape with a central small white house among hills in purples and blues
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Question.......?
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, Hitler.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That must be how the snipers on top of the Arch de Bone spurs come into play.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The flag was ridged, it was not waving
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why were the shoes she’s holding so much bigger than her feet?
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No. We don’t want images of lynchings. Seems reasonable.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now his lies will effectively reach his MAGA audience unencumbered by facts.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Because JD Vance refers to his children as “it”.
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Parity 🦜 @usaytomato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The “100 best tv shows” meme is a ploy to get people to mention HBO, CBS, Paramount, and Warner Brothers products.
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