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Andy Crossfield

@usandy.bsky.social
326 followers 160 following 380 posts

Cat lover and progressive. Humor curator and author of The Premise, A Novel to Save the World. Trainer: Kid, do you think you can take the champ? Boxer: I can beat him blindfolded! Trainer: What if he's not blindfolded?

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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 16h
Math isn't hard when you know the answer you want...
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 20h
If you sign up for vote by mail, you won't have to wonder, a ballot in the mail proves you are registered!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 20h
I believe his bellicose rants are the first step in crafting a fighting force that will attack Americans if so ordered. The winnowing of troops toward that end is beginning.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A homeless shelter for Haitian immigrants would be nice.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope we're still making character like he had!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What does it take to get Florida out of the RED?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile in Florida, a Black woman is tied with a white woman that 'misappropriated' $10 million for the governors secret push to defeat pot possession.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is an economic decision. Families that have trouble with an unexpected $400 bill have trouble buying a new car. And why is that? Some say the system holds the poor back so the rich have a labor force. Blaming the poor for being stupid is the cruelest irony.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He'll keep delaying as long as we keep beileving the reason.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like it! Johnson just put the lid on the issue, turned the heat to simmer and left the kitchen!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not accepting ANY list that puts Survivor ahead of Hacks!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And eating our vegetables, don't forget them!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Camelot had an evil twin...
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But do the drivers get their share? That's always the question in big settlements... who gets the reward?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If we want greater turnout, we need candidates with ideas that make people realize a better life is possible and it all starts with elections! Kudos to El Sayed and to Kamala for bringing the dream to the people.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
America's Pravda!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aboriginal people in Australia have relied on oral histories of their people and ancestors for millenia.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Roman emperors had a solution for running short of cash. They tallied the wealth of Rome's richest citizens, compiled a proscription list and murdered them, took their wealth and scattered their families. Surely we needn't resort to that.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
wow, when you put it that way...
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why does Washington DC need drones? Are we preparing for conflict? Or maybe a president that won't leave?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If they required new gun owners to take classes on firearm safety, registered the gun and kept them locked away from ammo, then age would be no problem for most people.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This jerk may finally lead to the defense department being audited for the first time in like my lifetime!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not only isn't his policies working for the American people, his brand new plane has issues with the slide!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll be doing my revolution from the comfort of my mailbox!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Way too high brow for the votes you're trying to change...
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But WHY don't we have the numbers? Asking at any other time would get quizzical looks! ...wait,
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So now what? Does he have to hit ten before the arrest?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How can we object to these endless wars while also rejecting candidates with 'low T'??? Does anyone see a connection?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Netanyoohoo has already said he want's a more 'distanced' relationship with us...
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not the 'little' white asses that are causing the problem Dolly, it's the BIG white asses.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He's had 80 years of experience.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From now on, America needs a law that mandates congressional and presidential sons and daughters must go to the front lines of ANYBODY WE ATTACK FIRST!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
your brush strokes bring the rose alive!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We're #1 in billionaires and have the world's only trillionaire! (does that help?)
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Or a firm in my hometown, Cheatham, Cumming and Goen. :)
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Soon, consumers around the world will see a new slogan on our dollar. E pluribus unum will be changed to caveat emptor.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Way to screw up the talks nimrod
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's because rich people get 5 votes each...
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
what kinds of tumors does this eliminate?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And to think, this whole time, I'd been substituting Republican in that thought.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Data centers provide jobs while being built and compute power after they start up. And if you don't see the need for some intelligence in the way this country is being run, then no, you can't see one single reason for them to exist., But understand... we're $1.7T more in debt since January!
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Are we talking about the fact that he let go of his baby to catch the ball, or the fact that he also caught the baby, or the fact that in addition he saved most of his beer?
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He's confusing bad treatment for condemnation... that's gonna happen when you rip off an entire country and then proclaim you are the best ever president.
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Andy Crossfield @usandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One doesn't have to be an engineer to realize this is impossible. One unit 'set' in a stream cannot possibly have enough torque to spin the generator fast enough to supply five light bulbs, much less five homes.
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