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दुर्योधन

@urubhangam.bsky.social
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Duryodhana The Wise?

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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ughhhh.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[Blown off of the ship] Women want meeeee
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#True!
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𝓛ady avalon ✨ @hopeofavalon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Maybe women just want him because he's chill like that.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And that, is the face of someone who agrees with me.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(Fuckkkkkk I do think man is nothing more than a beast who thinks itself better than a beast.)
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[Waves it off.] What are men but bejeweled animals.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You want an animal harem???????? You want a harem with two of every beast???????????????
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As I thought, the drunk has a much better ship.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Harems are specifically not allowed in Chaldea, yes.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tch... What next, I can't offer women financial security to be in my harem?
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A man can't ask his lovely colleague to pour him a drink anymore nowadays.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
[Hands her a sack full of jewels.]
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
/ being on here is so slimy. I'm too familiar with the hindutva castes for this
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Benefit" me? Ah, hahaha! Haah... I suppose you can be forgiven, for now. It does not "benefit" me like I think your words meant. I'm not an upstart commoner with delusions of grandeur. It is my right. *You* are my right. Alas, you're an unruly one who don't know how to treat your betters.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
[Standing in front of her.] Hmmm, I cannot seem to hear you. Oh well.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
With love?
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
An unfortunate obstacle, but we shall get through it together.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ahaha! You are my Rani, obviously. My Maharani, when you stop being so stubborn. But the chase is worthy.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You joke so much. I always pay attention.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What the fuck
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Of course, we can do that, of course... [Hasn't been listening at all]
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yes, yes, of course, my dear lotus.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/ should put cw on my accs, maybe. Problem for tomorrows tasha
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[Ran out of guesses]
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ah.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[Sighs.] I understand. It can be a great undertaking to shed the filth you were born with when you ascend to a palace of kings, warriors and priests. You'll adapt.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's Olivia.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I know what her name is.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/ sorry i make assholes. I hope they're funny
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/ im flattered that every time i make/return to an account they become a main character for a day
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This... thing, is meant for beasts of burden. You are not. You are above them, and you don't partake in what the bottom dwellers do.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The burden of leadership.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/ always. I will go to war to make bits.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
...You are *not* taking anything meant for an animal. What are you thinking.
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olwen @corvidsheir.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I do not trade in cryptocurrency. It's passé, and a lord moves with the time. I'm the head of an AI company, Ancient Insights.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Aaah, like the most fragrant flower, you blossom for me! Yes, let us indulge in man-made dreams!
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ah, she must mean she misses me even as I stand before her, what a precious jewel.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
? I am already here.
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olwen @corvidsheir.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I miss my husband.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nonsense! I've tasted even the most unusual mushroom. We can reach a high together!
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/ don't do that. Talk to your family or partner or housemates. Anyway I'm on pc eating japchae
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/ gimme a sec this is my annoy sarah account ill catch up with follows
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I do partake, from time to time! It's a lord's right! You may accompany me, my lotus.
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Huff *paint*? My lotus, I can afford far more palatable and luxurious highs. Do I huff paint, she asks!
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दुर्योधन @urubhangam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It does indeed!
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