Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finally got everything moved in the apartment, tmrw we’re gonna make it look like an actual home lol Denver’s alright with me lol 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To new beginnings! As much as I talk shit about Vegas, it was my home for last 3 years. S/o to everyone I’ve met out here! 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To new beginnings! As much as I talk shit about Vegas, it was my home for last 3 years. S/o to everyone I’ve met out here! 001
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Omfg bro, how the fuck is the apartment complex we’re supposed to move to saying they fucked up our rental application and they have to restart it a day before we’re supposed to be in Denver i’m so pissed 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Completed Sephiroth, Fallen Hero. I was worried I wouldn’t get all the cards by the time we moved lol 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bought one last card before leaving Vegas for good lol 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We leave for Denver in 2 days and it still hasn’t real hit for me yet. I’m excited for a new life in a new place but it’s also our first time being around literally no one we know. But hey, if my parents could move across an ocean to a place they didn’t know, I can move across a couple state lines 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Didn’t know my old 40k had a shit ton of expensive singles in it lol I haven’t played the deck in yearssss so I traded em in for some good shit 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Goldfish’d a turn 2 infinite mana combo with Korvold lol 100
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026PSA: Don’t let the landfall player pop off lmao 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got sent a link for an EDH discord in Denver and it looks like they work with a bunch of local bars and have commander nights most days of the week at different venues. Hell yeah lol 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026MH Wilds DLC prepping lol (yes i love kfc, how did you know?) 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Looking up LGSs in Denver. Anybody got suggestions? 001
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Got new alt art, sleeves, and upgrades for my main commander 🤪 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just sent an email give my two weeks notice to management. I’m almost free! 🙌🏽 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My wife passed her nursing board exams so it’s official: we’re leaving Vegas 🙌🏽😭 Fuck this goddamn hellhole 010
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Hope is a sewer rat, gnawing in the dark” You’d be surprised how much gold is in tiktok comment sections 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Costco, bring back the combo pizza or I will jump in front of a moving vehicle 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026>oh shit they’re gonna reveal an elder dragon for the MH Wilds DLC! >it’s fucking Teostra…….. (we’re getting nuked) 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026S/o to the homie for making a Fatalis proxy of Korvold for me, shit looks fire af goddamn 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone’s saying “omg all these weapon upgrades for the new monster hunter dlc seem so OP” and they’re so happy ……folks, if the weapon upgrades are that good, that means the monsters are going to be murdering you without a second that……. 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ruling question: If I play Grapple while Grave Reaver is already on board and I mill a creature, can I return that creature to my hand or does the Grave Reaver trigger before I can? 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There’s just something about the simplicity of Hawaiian macaroni salad. It’s so fucking good, holy shit 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When you’re supposed to get cards in the mail but the mailman never shows up on your street for some weird reason 001
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Charlie got shot in the neck and bled out like A FUCKING LOSER one year ago today lmao Rest in piss 🫵🏽🤣 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Apparently a lot of cards in my trade binder jumped $10-$20 in price so I traded some in for some slightly powerful upgrades 🤭 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I get so embarrassed to be a man sometimes. I just saw a lady carrying 2 crying toddlers through the casino at the same time Her husband is right next to her with not a damn thing in his hands 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I wish I had a pod to play Commander with, man 😭 Last time I had a group to play with, I always felt like one of the players had some urge to always single me out and was never really welcoming and it led to me just quitting the game. Sucks that I got too much social anxiety to go to an LGS too. 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I haven’t smoked weed in 6 months but we were at Trader Joe’s yesterday and this dude in there was danking af and I almost relapsed holy fuck it smelled so good 😭🤣 110
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026New sleeves problems. Makes you wanna dropkick a fascist. 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Yesterday at work, we had to call EMS for a lady who got bit by a service dog after she petted it. The service dog was wearing a very bright vest that said “DO NOT PET” in multiple places. We all laughed as the ambulance drove away LMAOOOOOO 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Bought my cousin the Grave Danger precon for his bday lol he’s hyped 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I actually had to turn my A/C down when I got in the car this morning Vegas summer is over 😭 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My wife told me that her ipad and laptop started breaking down and joked that “oh maybe they were toughing it out and just waiting for me to get done with nursing school before breaking down” and I got sad because all I could think about was Going Merry in One Piece 😭😅 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It’s September 1st, folks. That means, as a Filipino, I’ve started celebrating Christmas lmao happy holidays y’all 🎄 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I love telling racist white ppl that complain about immigrants in America that they’re getting conquered lmao 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think you should be legally allowed to publicly skin pedophiles while their families are forced to watch. We should start with the judges who said it was legally okay to have AI generated child p*rn. 000
Urth D. Kaiju @urthshattr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026can’t even go to my fucking CHINESE BUFFET without getting reminded of ai omFUCKINGg 000
