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ursula 🥂

@urspostrophe.bsky.social
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writer, editor, artist | she/her | chicago | “you never miss an opportunity to be a bummer” epigraphcreative.com

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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The tech at this urgent care loves my bangs so much that I had to take a picture, for posterity
Me, a white lady with long auburn hair, glasses, and blunt bangs
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This was a personal favorite of mine
Hinge prompt: A random fact I love is
The answer: Sports
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The photo in question
An orange cat with white paws curled up in my lap and looking directly into the camera
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Between leftovers from NYE and my housewarming party I am extremely prepared for, well, you know
A fridge shelf with four full-size and one mini bottle of various brands of champagne
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Look at Texas Roadhouse
A screen grab of a pet adoption site with a gray and white kitten whose name is Texas Roadhouse
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I have emptied my entire inbox. My phone insists I have one unread email. It does not exist. I feel crazy
A screenshot of four apps on my phone. The Gmail app has a red dot indicating I have one unread email
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
An orange cat with white paws relaxing on a grey couch
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Crust is a little crazy but I made the tart!!!
A homemade cranberry curd tart sitting on a stove. It is bright red and encircled by a light brown pie crust
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I was Helly R for Halloween
I’m taking a mirror selfie of myself dressed as Helly from Severance. Featuring: red hair with baby bangs, a dark blue blouse and navy blue skirt, and a blue Lumon badge on a lanyard
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Helloooooooo
Interior of an old house for sale. Mint green walls, elaborate filigree, hardwood floors, and an ancient stone fireplace
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Just a cozy Sunday morning
An orange cat on a pillow with his head resting on my arm and side-eyeing the camera. You can see my arm and a little bit of my face. We are leaning against a wood headboard with a light blue wall above
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Probably a Charles Wysocki puzzle
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Today in AI renderings of home furnishings
A photo of a kitchen from a real estate listing where a kitchen chair is bent and warped in a way that doesn’t seem geometrically possible
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
His fur is Mysteriously Wet this morning
An orange cat sitting on my lap and staring up at me as I pet him
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I just like doing this now
Me responding “No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to a political text asking me for money
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Update: he’s home, groggy, newly obsessed with this old surge protector he dug out from under the bookcase
An orange cat with white paws. He’s lying on the floor with one paw tucked protectively over a charger and staring sleepily at the camera
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This young man went to the vet this morning for a dental procedure and everyone there promptly fell in love with him.
An orange and white cat rolled on his back, with my arm petting his chest. His face is partially visible but fully blissed out
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This isn’t really “Breaking News.” In fact I’m not sure this is really news at all
A NYT breaking news notification stating that Kamala Harris will not be running for governor of California
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is my cat if you even care
An orange cat with white paws, sleeping in a crescent shape across the top of a couch
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is Théodore. He lives at a cat cafe in Montreal and he gave my hand a bath for several minutes before falling asleep 😻😻😻😻😻
An orange cat with a pink nose asleep against my hand
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My first tonic espresso. Bizarre and refreshing.
A glass of espresso with a short white straw sticking out of it, resembling a cigarette in an ashtray
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This is a real (promoted!) headline that popped up in my LinkedIn feed
“What defending my mini horse from a mountain lion taught me about bravery in life and work”
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I am in Alaska for Christmas! This is from a little neighborhood walk yesterday, casual
A suburban road flanked by fir trees with a mountain up ahead
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I would like to wish the owners of this condo luck in actually getting the listing price of $240k when they have the audacity to make the ONE BATHROOM like this.
A bathroom with a shower that does not appear to have a tub or any other separation from the rest of the bathroom floor.
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is my cat btw
An orange cat inside a cupboard full of mugs
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
His hind leg is mysteriously soaking wet. I double checked that it’s just water. But still, WHY
An orange cat sits contentedly on a human’s lap and stares straight down the camera
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Mildly threatening vibes on the Indiana highway
A sign that reads: “Quizno’s is closed. Watch and see what is coming next.”
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ursula 🥂 @urspostrophe.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Dying at this text I don’t remember sending last night after several whiskeys
A text sent at 12:21 AM: Seinfeld called Christopher Columbus “eurotrash” and I thought that was very funny
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