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Marvin the delicious

@ursolicious.bsky.social
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Not here to collect a bunch of anonymous followers. If I don’t know you don’t expect a follow back. Bluesky doesn’t support private accounts so if I don’t know you and you follow me don’t get offended if I block you. I’m not on here to be an open book.

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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 11h
Rebel Wilson’s Teeth would be a good name for an Indy hardcore band.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 12h
Where you can find me for the next few days.
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Miss Killer in Smoke from F-Zero
ALT: Miss Killer in Smoke from F-Zero
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any subs out there into doing domestic chores? Asking for my dishes… I mean a friend. (Might delete later if I get too many weird responses. IDK)
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I should be doing laundry. Professional Crastonator.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Obligatory haircut transformation sequence. Murder hobo =>=> heartbreaker.
Murder hobo start phaseShorn an a little rough lookingRelaxed and ready for love
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That one poop that shows up after you’ve already cleaned up and washed your hands. 🤬
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Station19: Carina DeLuca Says 'Sorry I'm Late'
ALT: Station19: Carina DeLuca Says 'Sorry I'm Late'
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently the new era of Survivor is all about the subtle dick jokes and innuendo. #Survivor #Survivor51 #SurvivorNewEra #SurvivorOpenEra
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s time to put echinacea back in the supplement rotation. Nasty bitches are spreading colds again. 🤧
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why have none of you told me about this band before? Kyuss goes fucking hard, dude! 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
Album art for the Kyuss title, Muchas Gracias: The Best Of Kyuss
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We had horizontal rain most of the day yesterday but just as I got home from work the sky opened up and smiled on me. I took advantage of it by taking out the trash. 🤣 #Fall in the #PNW
A selfie to celebrate blue skies after a rainy day
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like just stop, Brady. Just stop. It’s not happening. #Suvivor51 #Survivor #PermanentUncertainty
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, so I kinda need it to be Friday now so can you get working on that? It’s a team priority. M’kay, thank youuuuu!
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know I’m tired and need to catch up on sleep when I have dreams about sleeping. 🥱🫩
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weekend wind down.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok Traitors casting. I see you. #TraitorsNewBlood
Joe from Traitors New BloodJoe from Traitors New Blood
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is a Noom commercial where Rebel Wilson talks about food noise and how Noom and GLP-1’s help her ignore the noise. Then at the end her line is, “Instead of reaching for ice cream you reach for something better.” As she picks up a small child and my first thought is she’s gonna eat that child.
Rebel Wilson seemingly opting to eat a child instead of ice cream thanks to GLP-1s and Noom.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OMG best YouTube thumbnail. [Angry Mayonnaise Noises] ☠️
A YouTube thumbnail with a screen from Southpark Mocking the POSPOTUS next to a picture of a M:A .G A guy that looks like mashed potatoes with a caption saying, “Angry Mayonnaise Noises.”
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
With this anointing in sacred smoke, I decree the trials of the work week cleansed and the weekend beginith! 😙💨💨
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What?!? You can post your own GIF’s now? I have been given too much power.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sesame ginger tofu lettuce wraps for din-din. Turned out better than I expected. 👨🏾‍🍳🤌🏾
Sesame, ginger, tofu, lettuce wraps, made from scratch. 
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I actually have a day off where I can sleep in late so of course I wake up at 4am and can’t fall back to sleep. 🤬
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That late afternoon Public Transit lighting though.
Trying to look as unfriendly as possible on the lightrail so no one will sit near me but the afternoon lighting is pretty dope.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
More signs that autumn is upon us. I prefer this one to PSL Mania. #SpookySeasonIsHere
Big spider hanging out on the ceiling right outside of my office.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welp, didn’t win the lottery jackpot again so here I am on a Monday eating lunch in my car to get a moment of peace from the normies in the office. Happy Monday!
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s really annoying how many entitled assholes there are out there. So I joined grommr again recently because I’d like to meet someone and I figured I’d try casting a wider net. As usual these sites have a large number of people who don’t post their face…
Blocked profile on grommrSame person stalked me on BiggerCity and had to block them there too. Stalker sending me hate messages on BiggerCity after tracking me down there
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🥵 Costco after work when it’s 80° F out. Do not recommend. 2/10. I even got rock star parking and only had to wait a minute to check out. Still sweaty mess after carrying the haul in from the car. Someone come fan me and feed me chilled grapes. It’ll be easy because I got grapes at Costco.
Sweaty man in repose
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
With the caveat that I only sampled one disposable BHO vape, my feelings on WA weed versus MD weed, I have to say WA has the better bud.
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Tupac Shakur's Iconic West Side Gesture
Alt: Tupac Shakur's Iconic West Side Gesture
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me sitting in first class watching all the normies board the plain while I sip my beverage from an actual glass.
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Beyonce: Out of My Way Peasants
ALT: Beyonce: Out of My Way Peasants
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On my way home! It was good to visit with family but I’m ready to be home.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mmmm. Got some o’ that sweet sweet sugar jizz.
An Aunti Annie’s pretzel dripping sweet glaze dipping sauce.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know I grew up here, but why is everyone in Baltimore so loud?
Trying to sleep in at the hotel but people are making a lot of noise.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Baltimore, I am in you.
Obligatory Hotel bed selfie.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Airport gates are the worst. People are just so impatient and dumb. I do feel for parents traveling with small kids but really they should just stay within driving distance of their homes until their kids are old enough to be conscious and courteous of other people around them.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My kitchen smells so good right now.
Making pasta sauce from scratch. A pan simmering with chunks of tomato, onions garlic and herbs.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Apparently the new meta for #PokemonChampions is to make the most annoying stall teams possible.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can haz Frydey nau?
Flopped in bed with my tongue out in a display of fatigue.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They are literally trying to sell the product this video is warning contains 1000x the recommended maximum safe amount. Y’all need to recognize the dystopian future is now.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m a wildcard baby. I live life on the edge.
A bag with the Taco Bell logo on it.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Game of Chairs
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pissing off the manosphere with my post work Decaf Soy Matcha Latte with local wild unfiltered honey and a touch of infused sugar to elevate the experience, while wearing a purple polo shirt.
Me drinking a decaf soy Matcha latte after work and my purple polo shirt 
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wore this shirt for a reason today.
Me eating a t-shirt with a tired cartoon cat that says, “Social interactions limit reached.”
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The shitty part about being a public servant is the is a small percentage of the public that are infuriatingly stupid. So much so that their stupidity gives them an unwavering amount of confidence in how correct they are when they couldn’t be more wrong.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just saw a commercial with Ludacris hocking Men’s One a day Multivitamin. What strange times we live in.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Insomnia fucking sucks
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What it do, fam?
Lounging on the couch on a Saturday.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Can I just fucking win the lottery already!!! Seriously
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
More aerodynamic and ready for summer!
A picture of me pre and post hair cut.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bowser out here makin me gayer
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pretty
A picture of rain drops on glass with overcast grey skies in the background. The sun barely showing through the clouds as a blurred bright spot.
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Marvin the delicious @ursolicious.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Errands and a Belgian waffle combo at ihop got me like 🥱
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