Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Take these off for me would ya? I'm tired. 1110
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your big bro had 9m5 hours sleep last night. Feel like I could fight a grizzly bear. 21173
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ain't nothing beating this smell 🤤 #dom #findom 1311
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning. This porn account is going through ftm trans OF content creators and being transphobic. A lot of you follow him, I did up until ten minutes ago. You know what to do. 2338
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My DMS are available for cage checks, just FYI. 2340
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've just seen a woman stick her finger in between her boobs, pull out boob sweat then suck her finger. I wish I was making this up. 230
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'd give five years off the end of my life for this hairline. 😂 0110
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm kinda like if the nicest guy you knew was also a bully who liked to push your face into his pit, then spit in your mouth. 429210
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's still hot in London, sat on the balcony with my tits out 2400
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I deleted Instagram for the weekend, then re-downloaded it this morning and immediately deleted it again. I'm really over it. 070
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just sent a Grindr hookup packing because he stank of cigarettes. Clearly says no smokers in my bio. Annoyed. 1100
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Genuinely thinking of changing gyms to find one with one of these, I need to grow this ass 010
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So went a lot shorter with my hair because male pattern baldness is making me feel very insecure. Can someone please reassure me that I'm still handsome without hair? 😭 7571
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I can't fucking wait to get back to London and take an edible. 060
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My year 9 P.E. teacher watching me kick a ball 0120
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If I don't get off this ship soon and feel someone slap it on my tongue i might jump overboard. 060
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm watching the Earthsea Ghibli movie and it's pissing me off 130
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Time to grow some arms so I can choke you out 😘 1210
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Is anyone else so turned off when they see "masc" in a Grindr profile? 😂 140
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I keep thinking about posting full pole but if I didn't get a lot of likes I'd never recover 090
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Do you know what I'm fucking sick of? Worrying about money. Sick to the back fucking teeth of it actually. 1110
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ate too much. Anyone good for a tummy rub? 0410
Reposted by Trainee Swamp WitchBenjamin Ibañez @bibanez.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Nothing ominous about UK media doing fascist tropes right after hounding a black academic to suicide. 222046
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If anyone needs me I'll be over here riding this high for weeks 💅🏼 040
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I've kissed both lovely boys In this photo, how lucky am I?? 1150
Reposted by Trainee Swamp WitchSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026In a college sociology class in the late 1980s I was assigned a Marxist analysis of education that argued that the US education system is designed primarily to produce efficient workers for the labor market. And now Trump’s Department of Education is just tweeting it out. 47854200
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Does anyone know why I chose musical theatre as a profession. I'm nearly 40 and my hips are killing me 😂 050
Reposted by Trainee Swamp WitchYear Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░ 58.98% 0409
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I've had the nicest day, laying about, drinking tea, eating snacks and reading 😊 0281
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Halt right there. This is a pit stop. #pitstop #pits #gaybear 1423
Reposted by Trainee Swamp WitchBearOfScots🎃🐾🏴 @bearofscots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Helen Joyce sitting pissed off while being absolutely rinsed on bbc talk back yesterday! INJECT IT💁♂️🖕😂 2276
Reposted by Trainee Swamp WitchIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026LMFAO 9124794140
Trainee Swamp Witch @urbigbr0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I think what I like best about this outfit is how understated it is. 0120
Reposted by Trainee Swamp WitchScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Absolutely awful www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...bbc.co.ukOne dead, 14 injured at Berlin Pride event, police say, after vehicle driven into crowdPolice launch an intensive manhunt in the German capital and tell people to avoid the area. 06317