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Uranium @uranium.page · 05/09/2026

Man who says jawn discovers that infact he sounds nothing like most of the US. I can't believe most of the country is out pronouncing words wrong. Fuckin crazy.

A dialect heat map, bright red over Philly/New Jersey/NYC and basics nowhere else.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 13/07/2026

I realize this FF5 Four Job Fiesta chart can also be named "My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery" but please I beg of you, no more Chemists or Bards. Red Mage too, but at least they have downsides. (Berserker is inflated here due to BERSERKERRISK)

A chart of the number of times I rolled a job during the Four Job Fiesta. Its titled why I am tired of Red Mages, Bards, and Chemists in Fiesta. The main takeaways are that Red mage, bard, and Chemist are all tied at 12.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 12/07/2026

I'll always have a fondness in my heart for the Ishkur from Eve Online. It looks like it's about to get ready to joust at the space Renaissance Fair

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Uranium @uranium.page · 06/07/2026

I think I'm only going to Four Job Fiesta once this year. It was a good break in game with my Ayn Thor. Black Mage/Dragoon/Ranger/Chemist is such a strong team and that's not really touching the real busted !Mix stuff.

The death screen of the final boss of final fantasy 5, neo exdeath. The party consists of Dragoon, Black Mage, Ranger, and Chemist

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Uranium @uranium.page · 17/06/2026

Unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to get Marvel Heroes Omega, but Chronicon also rules as an ARPG and deserves to be up here. Any time one of these lists pops up a permutation of Nioh 2, Earth Defense Force 5, Stranger of Paradise is going to be on there.

A list of 9 games and boxart that people should play: Earth Defense Force 5, Nioh 2, Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin, Chronicon, Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries, Under Night In-Birth II Sys:Celes (Sorry screen reader users), HROT, BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT, Lethal League Blaze

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Uranium @uranium.page · 15/06/2026

For everyone saying Dark Phoenix getting patched out of UMVC3 means it's a playable game, let me remind you of the terrible woman and her terrible twin shooting fireballs non stop.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 22/05/2026

I generally don't post scrandle results, but goddamn if this Friday gimmick wasn't good and hard and I somehow aced.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 07/05/2026

i dont follow NoMindProductions, dont play this game, dont know these players, and this showed up in my youtube recommends, but you bet that thumbnail got me to click. gotta watch two folks compete over the cost of a burrito delivered via grubhub the purest form of the FGC

A youtube thumbnail from NoMindProduction for a Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 money match. Its a 35 dollar money match

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Uranium @uranium.page · 29/04/2026

If this ever gets old, all of the joy has been wrenched from my life.

A card from Vampire Crawlers. It is an Attractorb which costs 1 mana and says Draw 27 cards.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 20/04/2026

they call it the xbox 360 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and your vape rig spends all your money on bitcoin and steals all your data

A screenshot of a vape rig with bitcoin behind it and hast he words gudtrip on it. The text says "The first agentic cannabis device. Not just a vape. A connected earning device. Grudtrip combines premium cannabis, blockchain rewards, and AI-powered asset tools in one product.

The vaperig FAQs. Too many characters to write, but they write multiple sentences under the question "is my data private", none of which indicates your data is private. ALso, the AI Agents just sell you bullshit to invest your crypto in like prediction markets, and coins which will be rugpulled.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 18/04/2026

all i wanted when dan olsen mentioned he was doing a mr. beast episode was to get the mr beast face, and i'm glad i got it

Folding Idea's Dan Olsen with his arms spread wide and a forced facial expression such that he looks like Mr. Beast.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 02/04/2026

fuck hulk hogan, but also he had some real banger tweets

A post from hulk hogan's twitter account. Don't even try to bull shit us brother HH. It also has a picture of him in a Jacuzzi with a hat and sunglasses on looking directly at the camera. Over his right shoulder is a tiny dog also looking at the camera.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 17/03/2026

someone said alex was fuckin' the air, and in my head this is all I could hear.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 12/03/2026

Camden NJ? Dracula gonna get bodied by a dude wearin' an Eagles Jersey.

Soma Cruz from Aria of Sorrow with a quickly photoshopped eagles jersey on him.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 27/02/2026

I'm doing my part. Its so nice to open up a newspaper nowadays.

a picture of The Onion physical newspaper.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 08/02/2026

you do not have to thank me great scampuss, i would return all these hairballs for no reward or thanks whatsoever.

Screenshot of Nioh 3. A giant round cat is on screen the textbox says "The Great Scampus thanks you"

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Uranium @uranium.page · 28/01/2026

I'm glad that such unknown virtual boy hits like Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge will finally get mainstream recognition with the Virtual Boy on the switch.

A frame from The Simpsons ending gag of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. It is Lee Carvallo introducing himself and his putting challenge.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 16/12/2025

A shame about Helldivers constantly stepping on rakes, there won't be a three-peat of EDF6/Helldivers2 as my #1 and #2 most played games. Earth Defense Force 6 is still the superior space bug shooting game.

Screenshot of the most played games of 2025. Top 5 are Earth Defense Force 6, Helldivers 2, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, Nioh 2, and Satisfactory.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 05/09/2025

truly, the best image at describing the feeling of using a computer

A pair of comic panels of the SNES game Woverine Adamantium Rage. It is Wolverine sitting at a computer in the first panel, and then his angry reflection in the monitor in the second.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 20/07/2025

For @tietuesday.bsky.social stance on "drawing a little mouse with a sword placeholder art is better than using AI generation". Yea, can confirm, drawin little dudes is fun and doesn't take that long.

The main character of the PSX game Rascal, but a Rat with the name of Ratscal.

A wirleless computer mouse controlling swords wirelessly.

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Uranium @uranium.page · 25/06/2025

normally, i am loathe to congratulate NYC ever; however, even my Philadelphian spirit can allow me to congratulate NYC Dems for nominating someone who seems half decent. even if he is a Mets fan.

An edited screenshot of the SNES game Super Godzilla with Zohran replacing godzilla. There is a commuinication screen with a woman saying "Go ahead and destroy the financial district Zohran. make the people happy

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Uranium @uranium.page · 06/06/2025

I don't know why I was able to remember this movie existed. But with Elon vs Trump splitting the worst posters into factions, this entered my brain and it needed to go onto the internet so it would leave my brain.