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vent user the damned don't cry 25 | he/they |🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️| landback or fuckoff i like rocks and maybe a stick if its a good shape Venties stick together as we crawl on our bellies across this wretched earth

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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm the only person in town that doesn't neurotically mow my lawn so it's a constant beetle orgy on the seedheads
A stalk of grass seedheads covered in beetles. The beetles are black with light yellow triangular markings. A hand is being used to focus the camera, beauty influencer style
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Blessed friend type creature in the moonlight
virginia opossum
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
ohhh so it's an accomplishment when HE does it
"Kanzi the bonobo, who learned language, made stone tools, and played Minecraft, dies at age 44."


There is a photo of Kanzi looking at the viewer. 

Kanzi
1980-2025

in memoriam
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
idk if that post was a joke or what but I didn't think it was funny because
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A tiktok screenshot of a lewis saunderson video titled "Nurse loses patient💔" but it's been edited to read "nurse loses the game💔" 

Saunderson appears to drive a car while sporting his typical distraught expression: open-mouth wailing with bloodshot eyes.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I'd never seen the full comic of "Here... I saved u the red one" but it's so good
Mostly black & white digital comic of two anime girls. (I think they're from chainsaw man?) 

Panel 1: A woman with an intense expression points at the viewer. "We meet again! My old rival!" 

Panel 2: The perspective has been changed to show what she was pointing at: Another woman, on the ground drawing with crayons. The crayons are the only item depicted in color. Panel 3: A woman with rainbow smears around her mouth looks at the viewer with a friendly, listless expression. She's chewing crayons. 

Panel 4: She holds up a red crayon, offering to share her meal with the viewer.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I love my puppies I had such a good walk
Two dogs walking down a sandy hiking trail in the moonlight. A nearly full moon hangs above them, and a dark treeline borders either side of the trail. The dogs - a yellow labrador and a black poodle - are barely visible.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
all my attempts to let her run around my room have failed because she's like determined to find somewhere in my room to permanently move in to. But she seems to enjoy collecting some treats I scatter in the garden for her
A syrian hamster outdoors, seemingly looking directly at the viewer. She is a brownish black with white paws. She is covered in sticky plant seeds.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
how border collies act while having the best day of their life
A border collie at the start line of the Crufts agility course looking at the viewer. He a calm expression with ears back slightly. He looks a bit uncertain.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Citrus greening sux but it's a great excuse to collect the blossoms
A small square basket filled with bright white citrus blossoms
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I hate this show the plot is terrible
Flatscreen tv, turned off, with a cockroach on the screen.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A standard poodle looking at the viewer. He has a big cabbage leaf on his head like a beanie
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Maybe nobody else is as clumsy, forgetful, and needy as I am but I truly believe everyone should have a tiny first aid kit
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This looked fun so im gonna try it >:) will put them in the replies day by day
This copied a little fucked up but i think it's still comprehensible as a list 




30-DAY SONG CHALLENGE


DAY 1
DAY 2
A song you
A song you like
like with a color
with a number
in the title
in the title

DAY 3
A song that reminds you of summertime
DAY 4
A song that reminds you of someone you'd rather forget
DAY 5
DAY 6
A song that needs
A song that
to be played loud
makes you want to dance
DAY 7
DAY 8

DAY 9
DAY 10
DAY 11
DAY 12
A song to drive to
A song about drugs or alcohol

A song that makes you happy
A song that makes you sad
A song you never
A song from your
get tired of
preteen years
DAY 13
DAY 14
A song you like
A song you'd

DAY 15
A song you like
DAY 16
A song that's a
DAY 17
DAY 18
A song you'd
A song from
from the 70s
love to be played at your wedding
DAY 19
DAY 20

that's a cover by another artist
DAY 21
classic favorite
DAY 22
sing a duet
the year you
with someone
were born
on karaoke
DAY 23
DAY 24
A song that
A song that has
makes you think
many meanings

A song you like with a person's
A song that moves you
A song you
think everybody
A song by a band you wish were still
about life
to you
DAY 25
DAY 26

name in the title
DAY 27
forward
DAY 28
should listen to
together
DAY 29
DAY 30
A song you like
A song that
by an artist
makes you want
no longer living
to fall in love

A song that breaks your heart
A song by an artist whose voice you love
A song you
A song that
remember from
reminds you of
your childhood
yourself
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A 3 panel garfield comic, but garfield has been edited out. 

Panel 1: Jon, looking barely awake and holding a cup of coffee, says "Good morning." 

Panel 2: Jon puts his head on the desk dejectedly 

Panel 3: Repeat of panel 2
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Screenshot of a talklife notification that reads: 

"Your comment has been removed: jennifer druitt i just know your coochina stinks like a freaking onion boil"
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i think its an auto immune issue
francine from american dad slumped over on the couch, in a dimly lit room, crying into a tissue
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Will you all judge me if i start being negative 6 minutes after joining the app. Bc. I already know it's doomed. Anyone that believes they can or SHOULD curate a "positive only public feed" is... almost certainly too naive to manage an app. Sorry. SORRY. It's a cool app but so were the last dozen.
Screenshot of egge post from the, idk, mod? creator? 


"Welcome!!
We're so happy to have you here!!
Important Info:
This was not created to be a vent alternative.
That being said, we are happy to have you all here!
Please put any venting or potentially triggering content on friends only/close friends so the public feed stays safe and positive
FYI: Comments coming very soon
Also we know that the app is a little slow right"
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My friend offered to pay 4 this in exchange for altering a BAB for her 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
A fully dressed build a bear sitting on a white background. It's a rainbow confetti colored dinosaur dressed like a very cool 3rd grader: a bucket hat, sunglasses, a "Dinomania" T-shirt covered in prehistoric animals, cargo shorts, and Vans-type sneakers covered in flames.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm manifesting him in my local goodwill bin 🙏🏻 I was gonna get the tie dye frog but id rather buy secondhand for the same price honestly
A build a bear dinosaur sitting in front of a white background. He is a diplodocus with rainbow confetti colored fur.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Palate cleanser: this joe camel puppet. Imagine having cigarettes advertised to you with this guy
A puppet of joe camel, the mascot for camel cigarettes in the 90s. It is dressed in a leather jacket and black jeans A closeup of the face of the puppet. he is so fucking cool
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Sleepy baby
A silver standard poodle resting its head on a pillow, staring at the viewer.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A cat, very close to the camera, staring directly at it. He looks demanding. 

The original caption has been edited from "play toys with me" to "Parallel play with me."
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm probably not the easiest person to live with but if you can put up with me being autistic and antisocial and unemployed i WILL feed you 3/7nights a week on average
ALT TXT: A plate of food sitting on a wooden desk. 

On the plate: A cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onion and bacon. Angelhair pasta in parmesan sauce. Golden brown fried potato cubes.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
More Bug Pictures....
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
there's no more veggie wrap ingredients. i have a tub of hummus but nothing i could put hummus on. This is like a saw trap
A monochrome blue painting of a wolf furry sitting on a bed crying with its head in its hands. The Closed blinds behind him are the only source of light, along with an open flip phone sitting in front of him.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I always thought the color of dead pine needles was one of the prettiest things but nobody ever agrees with me so i changed the settings on this pic to match what i see irl
Alt txt: A fallen pine tree lays along the side of a grassy trail. The long pine needles have died and turned a deep, striking burnt orange color that stands out against the green foliage and clear blue sky.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Buying something on ebay for 1/10th the price it should've been listed at
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Your mutuals rn:
2 panel simpsons screenshot. Lisa, Maggie, and Bart are looking out the window with worried expressions. 

The captions read: "They're fighting in the car again. That music always sends a chill down my spine"
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy valentine's day :3 I have no romantic experience and zero real inclination to seek any out but don't rlly care
A vintage valentine's day card depicting two realistic alligators, standing up and hugging each other. One is smoking a cigar, and one is wearing a bow around its body. It reads: 

Suggestions for lovers from the jungle 

Your sweet smile haunts me stillA vintage valentine's day card depicting a puppy, probably a boston terrier, looking at the viewer. The tag on its collar says "License 2 love U" and the card reads: 

Be My Valentine 

I'm licensed to LOVE YOU, so make it 'SNAPPY'A vintage valentine's day card depicting a Perch fish sitting on a wooden post at the dock. It reads: 

I'm going to PERCH here 'til you're mineA vintage valentine's day card depicting a Herring popping out of the water. It is cupping a human ear as if trying to listen closely. It reads: 

I've been HERRING a lot about you
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
What it used to feel like on vent when everyone was having a bad day
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
everyone think good thoughts about My Baby Boy. He's at the vet and they hope it might just be a hernia
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"this edible ain't shit" --- >
greyscale horse "squirt 1732"
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tumblr froze before i could note the artist but i refuse to download google to use reverse image search on my phone
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
trying to pull it together and appreciate the curlies
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
SAME HAT! yours is bigger than mine ),: Good god these things smell fucking awful
A stinkhorn mushroom sticking out of the ground. it's red, with a strange jellyfish like shape. In the middle, it has a black gooey ball of spores. It smells awful to attract gnats
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A screenshot of a youtube comment thread. It starts with the following comment, posted 6 years ago:
"adorable!! please keep updating us!"

A 3 month old reply reads: "she did"

OP has responded: "i have since become and drug addict and no longer care about hamsters"
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I can't believe they wanted to delete this app
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
my boys are so batman & robin coded
Two dogs laying down on a bed, facing the camera. A silver poodle on the left, and a yellow labrador on the right. Both are chewing on pieces of a blue octopus toy.
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I offered her a lettuce plant since everything else is dead after the freeze. see u space cowboy... good luck out there
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
a kind and loving god won't let my small ship run aground
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
He is everything 2 me
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
what the do you MEAN you don't know why...were you not gifted with the ability to know love and beauty and wonder that you can't understand why people would be obsessed with horses
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I drew roger from memory as a distraction yesterday only to discover these markers don't wash off right so i'm stuck with him
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"what could possibly be worse for local ecosystems than a hundred years of poorly managed cattle grazing?" "oh, I know! MILES AND MILES OF SOD LAWN AND PAVEMENT!"
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
this picture was posted as a joke i guess by people who have never felt the heart break of seeing every local farmer in ur area eventually need to sell their land due to financial strain
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
motherfucker thats like all 50 of them
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Can some cool gay person with a basenji buy this cool jacket i keep seeing on ebay
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🐺🌾 @upthewolves.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
God save the queen
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