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Gayyy. Cat photos. Nerd stuff. Dumb jokes.

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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 2h
"Oh god, the infill - it's - it's coming! It's BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR - TELL MY WIFE I -" *garbled screaming*
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love all the Jeni's flavors I've had in equal measure to how much I find it painful that it's like $10 for a pint!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I agreed with you on this at the time but here is saying "no no I did mean they should get nuked" bsky.app/profile/fact...
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I checked what Amazon knows about me and the most exciting thing was "uses Cottonelle"
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not just dairy - she's got range!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm glad that notification alerted the mods
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Festus Who?" they're saying in my Middenheim
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's a good sign that it seems like many outcomes are possible. In my Toddy game Bretonnia was fine (if occasionally beating back Grom and whatever Skaven) but Karl Franz and Elspeth were devoured entirely by the von Carsteins
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would love to stop waking up and immediately needing five minutes of stretching to feel normal
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This feels like it ends with something the history books forever call the Lafayette Square Massacre
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Many such cases but the final season of Fringe
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026
the birthright citizenship question is, to me, the clearest evidence that originalism as practiced is just living constitutionalism for right-wing jurists. the originalist answer is the conventional one is the textual one, but that was basically unacceptable to much of the right.
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody's harder on themselves than a baker, alas
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god that decoration is incredible!!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday!!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
filhotes para todo mundo: 49.9% diarreia para sempre: 50.1%
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yikes yikes yikes hopefully this isn't indicative
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can confirm!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The one little tooth 😭
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're trying to steal the election. The Plot to Enslave America
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's #fossilfriday! Meet Hatzegopteryx, a predatory, ground-stalking pterosaur the size of a small giraffe, found on the islands of Cretaceous Eastern Europe. Survival Verdict: lol good luck HOW TO SURVIVE PREHISTORY. Out April 27, 2027. Preorder now! bookshop.org/p/books/how-...
An enormous Hatzegopteryx pterosaur stands in the rain on all fours, its head a mass of turkey-like wrinkles around a wicked, machete-shaped beak. It turns a cold, considering eye on you. Two others approach through the mist. Art by Stieven Van Der Poorten for HOW TO SURVIVE PREHISTORY
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's what I got you for your birthday! I didn't realize you already had, though
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fani Willis and Jack Smith were colluding at the Hawks game and I saw one of the Hawks and the Hawk looked at me
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...a mulberry bush, I assume. Right? RIGHT??
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 29/09/2026
Stopping the fascists from sabotaging the midterms is what the next No Kings is all about. On October 17, we need millions of people in the streets putting the regime on notice that We The People won’t accept any of Trump’s bullshit: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
NO KINGS
NO THRONES. NO CROWNS.
VOTE EARLY
OCTOBER 17
NOKINGS.ORG
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it's a stew but a soup is too far!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dressmaker is extremely cute; I am willing to spend all my budget to make Edith happy
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"San Jose? You mean slightly nicer New Jersey?"
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This Week in Videogames @thisweekinvideogames.com · 23/09/2026
Dwarf Fortress co-creator Tarn Adams says he has no need for GenAI, because his artists are bursting with cool, weird ideas like meat biomes and sphincter doors. "[Tolkien] didn’t have a sphincter door. I mean, I don’t think he did… Who knows what’s going on in, like, Minas Morgul though."
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27 Chaotic Minutes with Dwarf Fortress Creator Tarn Adams
Tarn Adams talks about Dwarf Fortress, his favourite bugs of the last 20 years, and why it's incredibly important to have a "meat biome"
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
babylon 5 is incredible
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Definitely don't listen to the trees whispering that your deepest desires can come true!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why are men
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
literal ghost haunting you via digital
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rice with a sauce. Doesn't really matter what culture invented it or what the ingredients are, those two elements pretty much always slap
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A horror story in six sentences
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I truly don’t understand this “transplant” nonsense. The whole THING about NYC is that ppl come here from other places to mutate into New Yorkers! TO SEE IF THEY CAN BE KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP! Imho a rando who moved here a year ago is the MOST NY person. Welcome Ohio rando, have a bagel
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And now to begin Fortune's Weave
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I beat Star Wars: Zero Company. Super satisfying, best X-Com-like since, well, X-Com. Although I came in with a squad that was crack enough to beat the final boss in one round, which led to uhhh a somewhat anticlimactic battle. Still, if tactical battles are your bag, highly recommend!
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing about actual Roman damnationes memoriarum is that they didn't really obliterate all memory of a bad emperor. None of our sources are afraid to talk about these figures. It wasn't truly about forgetting the guy, but about abolishing his (positive) public commemoration.
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had to look it up :)
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Armored League is the name I have; no idea about the style, tbh!
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I learned today about the medieval MMA league in NYC and I am very excited to see some folks in seventy pounds of metal armor wail on each other
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brendy @uplift17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry, no takesie backsies
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