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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A little unhinged, as a treat

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Pikyan ! @picanch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I've been working on something JP COMMS SHEET V.1 || docs.google.com/spreadsheets... || Please, feel free to message me with suggestions or revisions, I want to expand it as much as possible and I do need more help. Thank you! #compsplatoon

JP COMMS DOCUMENT VERSION 1
Created by: Pikyan, Reika
Translations
Examples
95 callouts / phrases
More to come
ANY CRITIQUE WELCOME

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sorry everyone no more pupcurrent

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

idk how to read numbers im just a pupcurrent here have a spider

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

idk how to read numbers im just a pupcurrent here have a spider

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

@naothecat.bsky.social Congratupcurrent on your achievement!!! !!

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flame! 🦞⭐️ @flame-ots.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

@upcurrent.bsky.social arf arf bark arf woof grrrrr arf arf arf arf arf arf woof bark arf arf woof arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Wait I thought you were 11'8"

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

LF scrim - average team height no more than: 5'11"

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

why hello there ladies.... heard youre getting buffed tonite...

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

It has been brought to our attention that this post is missing the #compsplatoon and #NowhereToGoButUPCURRENT tags We apologize for the inconvenience. We hit character limit on the original and it's been a while, so forgot. Know that Sniker will be streaming 1000 pushups as penance for this error

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

youll never believe what got sent in the team chat yesterday

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Upcurrent places 🥉 3rd in Kitty 4 Black Cat brackat! We finally stopped dying for long enough to play a tourney @junirp.bsky.social - にゃ @scion3241.bsky.social - I got a bluesky account, don't expect me to ever use it @snikerop.blue - Be mine <3 @xdd14.bsky.social - Nah Ggs to everyone, even you

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

OK!!! The orbital laser twitches for everyone at some point anyway

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

UPCURRENT will be playing Kitty 4 at the hour! Come tune into our streams! twitch.tv/snikerop www.youtube.com/@Junii_Ch (no mic) www.twitch.tv/xdd4less3 (maybe not streaming)

Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Upcurrent is not playing in LUTI. But we are a team and we are playing when not hit with cosmic ray bitflips

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Making the room? How about I make your day 🌹

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Happy Upcurrentversary! We all definitely remembered that it's the 16th and not the 17th

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

thats exactly what someone who posted this would say

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Upcurrent is proud to announce that, going into the 11.0 update, we will be the team that plays most traditionally, with the least aura If you ever want a return to the good old days, be sure to catch us at twitch.tv/snikerop (least aura by far) twitch.tv/xdd4less3 youtube.com/@junii_ch

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Pikyan ! @picanch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

no way

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Upcurrent wants to remind you to take breaks if you're hurting. Repetitive stress is serious and you need time to be healthy Unless you're facing us in bracket in which case we will be helping it along witg a baseball bat

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Everyone on Upcurrent is SO BAD at this game it's crazy

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Remember not to get sick everyone. Your health is very important. On an unrelated note teehee our comeback will not be at SOS 214 sorry for baiting you (we want all our members to stay in good health)

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

So nice of Nintendo to buff Upcurrent one week after we come back 🥰

Screenshot of Splatoon 3 patch notes (fake)
Specifications for some main weapons have changed.

Flingza Roller
Shortened the duration of vertical swings by 1/20 of a second.
Decreased the radius inked by outside droplets from vertical swings by approximately 5%.

Tenta Brella
Reduced damage dealt to the canopy before launch by approximately 12%.
Reduced damage dealt to the canopy after launch by approximately 5%.

Inkbrush
Increased movement speed when holding the ZR Button by approximately 3%.
Expanded the width of the ink trail when holding the ZR Button by approximately 8%.

Splatana Stamper
Increased the flight speed of projectiles from charged slashes by approximately 11%

Specifications for some special weapons have changed.

Super Chump
Players from the same team as the Super Chump user can now damage the launched decoys, causing them to explode early.
Decoys exploded in this way have a larger damage radius.
Damage dealt to opponents near the center of the explosion take 60.0 damage.
Damage dealt to opponents further from the center of the explosion take 40.0 damage.
Enjoy your Bubble Blower slop.

Ultra Stamp
For the explosion at the point of impact, decreased the radius near the center of the explosion that does 220.0 damage by approximately 15%.
Decreased the radius of the area where a player can be damaged from the shock waves of continuous stamp attacks by approximately 20%.
Increased the likelihood of destroying projectiles fired at the front of the Ultra Stamp user while doing continuous stamp attacks.

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

▶ Now Playing: Junirp (Skirmisher/Fighter) 💿 Juni is the strategist behind Upcurrent. Inspired by Tents of all kinds, the explosive style we play is built around her Tenta Brella enabling the rest of the team. The goal? Survive. And keep our speed stable. @junirp.bsky.social youtube.com/Juniporp

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

▶ Now Playing: xdd1 (Slayer/Support) 🎛️ xd plays high-damage weapons built to kill. Their cover fire from Slosher or Stampers keeps our more forward weapons safe and finishes off weakened opponents. Do not be fooled! They're still very dangerous even solo. @xdd14.bsky.social twitch.tv/xdd4less3

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

▶ Now Playing: Snikerop (Skirmisher/Fighter) 📻 Snikerop, captain of the team, keeps up as a pace accelerator for the team. He pokes opponents with Inkbrush Nouveau and acquires """hate""", all to probe for openings that the other members can capitalize on. twitch.tv/snikerop @snikerop.blue

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Upcurrent @upcurrent.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

▶ Now Playing: Scion (Anchor/Support) 🎧 Scion is at the core of our stability, being an anchoring presence in matches. You'll catch him playing Flingza and Frozen Pro for our Tenta Missile backbone and to support the aggressive potential of the team.

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