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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I won't make a big deal out of it if they don't.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I can handle things, I'm smart! Not like everyone says.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Don't piss MAGA off. They'll do worse things than they are now. I just know it. Please, I beg of you. I need to get the NYT back on the line to smooth this over.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I've decided to only sell my book on Amazon. My buddy Jeff Bezos has promised only glowing reviews will be allowed.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

They'll be time to lament this later, Pete. Instead of focusing on doing whatever I can to block this, I've decided to make a major policy announcement. After a month of consultation with my corporate donors I've come up with a compromise on the gulf naming. Let's just call it " The Gulf of Texaco".

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Mitch McConnell again making me look bad by putting up more resistance than I am.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Maybe I should take this deal. Ha, who am I kidding? I'll get paid another four years for doing nothing.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

This statement exudes nothing but strength. I am a strong leader.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I hit my arbitrary goal. I'm a success.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

But we did get NRBQ to play our holiday party on Joe's yacht.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere so there will continue to be no oversight in the Senate.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Why fight when you can just give in. That's my motto!

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Man, if only there was some way to call him in front of congress.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

My blue dot is about to get much smaller. Oh well, what can you do?

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I'm with Jeffries. No use in rushing to use the power bestowed upon us by the American people with the scant time we have left to do anything about it. Let's all just focus on getting along over Thanksgiving dinner.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Dick Durbin and I need our rest in order to resist as hard as we can in 2025.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It's the height of hypocrisy. Maybe I'll make a speech about it.

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UpchuckSchumer @upchuckschumer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

How can I spend the six remaining weeks as Senate Majority Leader? Maybe some useless speeches and adhering to norms that will be thrown out the window next year. Yes, that will be the best use of my power.

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