Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Maybe eating an entire pot of cauliflower soup will fix my problems 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Scherzer needs to retire NOW. Not at the end of this season or anything, I mean the end of this INNING. 001
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Blue Jays only win against good teams and only lose against shitty teams 010
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Brett Bateman might be the only genius in baseball. 1. Get hit on first pitch 2. score first of 4 runs 3. Does his little batters box dance to FUCK with the pitcher's head 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kubrick staring into the bathroom mirror with the light dimmed after the Jays loss tonight. I don't think I like baseball anymore 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Man reportedly quits his "256-disc Towers of Hanoi" solving halfway through because "he got bored" 001
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So those Toronto Baseball Birds CAN win three games in a row against the same team, they've just haven't been. I think they're too polite to sweep, it's their Canadian ways 000
Reposted by Unthinkable HopeJILLIAN F. KILLS⚾Shortstop by the Sea @killjill.itch.io · 13/08/2026diva mode..... 081
Reposted by Unthinkable HopeJILLIAN F. KILLS⚾Shortstop by the Sea @killjill.itch.io · 13/08/2026the red sox have entered "diva mode" while the blue jays are now in "beastmode" 4141
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sitting and picturing in my mind the series of twists of fate and clerical mishaps that would need to occur for Ohtani and McDavid to be traded for each other and the only way they can return to their normal sports is by winning the respective championships of their new sports 100
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Tonight thinking about how there's no rule saying an inning of baseball ever has to end 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The thing is I'm fairly certain Sauron would have won if he hadn't done the Rings boondoggle in the first place 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 02/04/2026As the wise man said the first inclination is to become a monk and leave the situation 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Nothing bad could possibly happen if you eat a pound of raw table salt 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Just wishin we could get back to the days where gas was one ha'penny a gallon and there wasn't no self serve and YES the guy pumping your gas was smoking a cigarette the entire time he was operating the pump like doctors in hospitals 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Introducing my iconic and pioneered "Nothingball" pitch in the majors from the artful school of "Dog Tricks and Gags" in which I pretend to pitch but then swiftly hide the ball behind my back to the batter's chagrin. I have an era of 152 by the end of the second inning. 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I bet millionaires in the great depression were like aw man this depression is so bad I could only buy 7 railway companies this year 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Finished "Herculine" by Grace Byron. Probably the 4th scariest series of events in Indiana this month. First to third places are my cousin Flunk's breakfast lunch and dinner tuna casseroles with the "unsecret sauce" ! 021
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Why is it called "Mad Men" these guys seem pretty calm so far 012
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I wonder how much football would change if they retroactively invalidated every field goal and extra point in history and changed the records to reflect that 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Now, that is just the height of foolishness. 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I once had an uncle from Burbank Who fell in his own septic tank Although he smelt bad, a big laugh he did have And stank all the way to the bank 010
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Hey Lois remember the time I had syphilis and fell to my death 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The Dodgers are soulless husks prancing around in a parody of life. Heaven may not exist but Hell certainly does and it is evidenced by these heartless ghouls on the baseball field tonight for what other plutonian pit could have spat out such creatures 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The Mlb Should introduce a new rule where if the batter has fewer than two strikes and doesn't like the hit he doesn't have to run and can't get out at the cost of a strike The Mulligan Rule 010
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Maintaining the theory that "Toby Fox" is simply the pseudonym of Temmie Chang and she's actually the real mastermind behind the games but 2015 was a dark time and a woman could never make it in the conservative games industry of '15 and I expect the ruse will be tossed off any day now 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I genuinely think if I practiced and had access to one I'd kill on the electric organ 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Scared to watch Deltarune videos in case the Youtube AI thinks I'm a kid and deletes my google account 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 27/08/2025So let me get this right: No passwords were actually stolen but they're doing the same old phishing thing in this gmail fracas? Do I have to change my passwords or what 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Now, that is just the height of foolishness. 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025What do you call an unprepared thief? A convict!. Once I heard someone knocking at the door and calling for me. I went out and he spoke to me about the length of the grass on my lawn. My brother came out to see who it was. He looked and looked, but saw no one. 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Alt history Captain America where he's Mr Avenger and he's not strong and his shield sucks 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It has to suck being on a Fantastic 4 team and one of the guys named himself MR FANTASTIC. That's like if you joined the Avengers and there was just some jerk with the name Mr Avenger and he's lame 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I'm not calling comic book characters by their "real" names I'm not friends with these people we are NOT on a personal name basis 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Silver Surfer should have lived at the end I think and I genuinely wished Human Torch would have died 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Fantastic 4 preliminary criticism: Mr Fantastic didn't fantastic enough and Silver Surfer wasn't in the movie enough 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Nothingburger today 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Duck walks into a psychiatrist's office. DUCK — "Doc, you gotta help me I feel like I'm quacking up." PSYCH — "Well, that's perfectly natural. You're a duck." DUCK — "Oh thanks, Doc I feel much better." PSYCH — "Of course. That'll be $450." DUCK — "That's alright, just put it on my bill." 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Kyle MacLachlan for the role of The Baroness 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025"[...] I made a lesbian mistake, [...]" — Rodney Dangerfield, Black Flame 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025What a magnificent day to become bearer of the Curse of Tutankhamun! 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Black Flame spoilers but: Considering it more. Benjamin in the Hebrew bible is a son of Rachel and Jacob, the youngest in fact. Rachel yes. Who died during his birth, and his father named him. Oh yes. Now, Rachel could be seen as the "mother", progenitor/creator in a sense OF Benjamin (cont.) 100
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 18/08/2025God Black Flame was so good. The type of book that makes you want to stand atop a sun-soaked cliff at dusk and watch the setting sun stain the sea with its reflection and ruminate. Fuck yeah 0241
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Kyle McLachlan for the role of Dad Egbert in the Homestuck show 000
Reposted by Unthinkable HopeTau ✨🔞 @toypantheon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025All three Canadians out here with me, don't let them win a fucking inch of ground. 12919841
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Free story concept for any of the writers in the audience: A small town is plagued by a horde of feral rams that stalk the night and ambush any people unfortunate enough to wander outdoors at night. Chop chop 100
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I happen to know many farmers, they're outstanding in their fields 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I'd say the world is a vampire and the Jupiter is a Were the Wolf 000
Unthinkable Hope @unthinkablehope.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The fish in the percolator killed Laura Palmer 000