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Tsuki Hideyoshi

@unsunderedblade.bsky.social
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One who bears fangs at god, stand tall and shake the heavens, but for now… have a lightning shot. Serpent mother and loving husband of @machinalemure.bsky.social writer: #ɖɛɱıųཞɠɛ (+21) FFXIV OC (not a WoL)

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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Aster, get the hell away from the salmon. I’m making it this evening. Cedar plank with brown sugar and pepper seasoning. Don’t try to make it into ice cream or something similarly horrifying.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I know that, but I just wanted to make sure none of it goes to waste. Yes, Nom and Moosh will eat just about anything, but don’t let your experiments waste my ingredients.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
[A little blue serpent hops around. His name is Squishy. He is in an adventurous mood today.] > Scree!
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You know that one will break Squishy’s heart. [a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.] Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Don’t you— [Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.] Don’t you fucking dare.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
// hello welcome to the mun gushes over her little Squish Squash. I made him myself irl. He was meant to be a practice one for a normal colored Great Serpent, but I just got attached.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is Squishy. He has no mouth. It’s actually a semipermeable membrane. He just absorbs stuff around there. Isn’t he cute?
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Has anyone seen Perri? He’s a bit of a chunky serpent. He has a deeper voice than most, a bit raspy. He’s kind of clueless and believes himself to be a pirate.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My cooking is serious business, Aster.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
[glaring]
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
[Holds up a feral looking very tiny serpent with a tiny green ribbon on top of her head.] This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Has anyone seen Perri? He has a tendency to wander off. He looks like any other great serpent, but he likes to go “aaaaaaaaaaaa” instead of “scree”.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
[She’s holding a serpent, Pierogi, who is making distressed sounds.] Oh Perri… >Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… [She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
[Tsuki has done nothing all day. Just snuggled in a massive pile of serpents.] If I get a call for a request from the Bismarck, just… tell them I’m busy, unless it’s my two exceptions.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
[Tsuki has been buried under a massive pile of flowers, treats, and other gifts from her countless serpent children. She is a proud lizard mama.]
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
GAZE UPON THE PERFECT FORM! LOOK AT THAT GOOD BEAN!
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
❝ In the name of the Third! ❞ -OC (not WoL) RP ac -Extremely selective -Nonlewd -Mostly serious -generally matches detail -ENG only (sorry) -Current content spoilers -Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac ⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated See bio for more info
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Moosh? What are you—
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
[She picks up a bowl of veggies and sets it down.] Moosh! Dinn— [She hardly has time to finish before a petite serpent zips in and begins to messily devour the vegetables.] Ah. There she goes.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// I should probably write something out to explain all of Tsuki’s tsuchinoko beans.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
// Tsuki will make eggs any way and enjoys them any way too. Squishy, her blue great serpent of ronka companion loves eggs any style too. He like egg lots. Will consume whole egg.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Alas, my wife, Aster Edinth is no more. He has been consumed by the craft and gather…
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
[She has returned with a cleaned tiny serpent. Moosh, the tiny serpent, has been cleaned and now she’s in a glass jar with spiced cashews.] A spicy bean has been placed in a jar of spicy beans. Yes, she knows these aren’t beans. Do not question Moosh.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
[Tsuki has placed a tiny great serpent into a glass container. The little one is covered in blood and has a tooth in its mouth. Said little serpent is hissing and glaring.]
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
[A tiny serpent with a green ribbon is bouncing around, it sounds like the little one is… singing. It sounds something like this] > Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo! > Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo.
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Moosh, dear, please calm down. [A serpent almost a third of the size of the others is practically foaming at the mouth.]
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
[she slowly holds up a sledge hammer.] Can I dismantle it now, @machinalemure.bsky.social ?
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Aster, can I dismantle the Arcadion now? Please? [She has a giant hammer and Moosh on her shoulder.]
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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I have… so many beans! [She holds up her many serpent children.] Gaze upon my beloved nuggets, and tremble!
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