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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 6m
'Veni, Vidi, Vici.' ~ Wall-E
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1h
'Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!' ~ Snow White
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 2h
'Plus ultra.' ~ Samurai Jack
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 3h
'We must be the great arsenal of democracy.' ~ T-1000
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 4h
'I'm a Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future' ~ Sylvia Plath
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 5h
'Put that cookie down, now!' ~ Adolf Hitler
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 6h
'We learn from history that we do not learn from history' ~ Jean-Luc Picard
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 7h
'I'm going to give it to you straight: I believe the bomb is an obscenity.' ~ Andy Dufresne
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 8h
'Call me Snake.' ~ Borat Sagdiyev
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 9h
'To thine own self be true.' ~ Tommy DeVito
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 10h
'Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.' ~ Elaine Benes
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 11h
'Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!' ~ Krusty the Clown
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 12h
'You're the one that I want, ooh ooh ooh, honey.' ~ M. Bison
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 13h
'Please state the nature of the medical emergency' ~ Black Panther
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 14h
'I have a natural instinct for science' ~ Augustus Gloop
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 15h
'I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.' ~ Colonel Nathan R. Jessup
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 16h
'Arrr!' ~ Kylo Ren
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 17h
'If you're going through hell, keep going.' ~ Ned Flanders
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 18h
'Sometimes the only way to deal with a crisis is with humor.' ~ Rom
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 19h
'All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.' ~ Margaret Thatcher
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 20h
'Freedom is life's great lie.' ~ Snowball II
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 21h
'Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.' ~ Charlie Chaplin
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 22h
'Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!' ~ Max Planck
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 23h
'A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.' ~ Jon Arbuckle
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'When they go low, we go high.' ~ Cole Porter
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'I've seen what I've seen. You can't explain that away.' ~ Lorraine Baines
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.' ~ Arthur Rimbaud
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.' ~ Star-Lord
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'My uncle-in-law always said life was like a box of bell pepper. You never know what you're gonna get.' ~ Rembrandt
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Paddington Bear that killed the Beast.' ~ Tweety Bird
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'It's a good thing.' ~ Miss Piggy
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Not everything is a conspiracy, Scully.' ~ Kyle Reese
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.' ~ Robin Hood
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'You're not just a guy in a $4,000 suit. You're a guy in a $4,000 suit who needs to learn some lessons.' ~ Princess Leia
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.' ~ Pope Benedict XVI
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Who are you to tell me that it's not?' ~ Bluto
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'If it bleeds, we can kill it.' ~ Rochester
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Reality is frequently inaccurate.' ~ Jessie
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Wit is educated insolence.' ~ Ronald Reagan
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Wait for it.' ~ Alessandro Volta
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Smithers, it's time to release the robotic Richard Simmons.' ~ Michael Joseph Savage
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Colors of the wind.' ~ Brick Top
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Steve Holt!' ~ Angelica Pickles
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'I’m a wolf, but I like to wear sheep’s clothing.' ~ Boromir
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'That's not even a word!' ~ Supreme Leader Grover Cleveland
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'I’m a shadow of the man I used to be.' ~ Emmeline Pankhurst
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.' ~ Dee Dee
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'The Three Laws are meant to protect humans' ~ Lil DeVille
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.' ~ Sauron
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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'That's gold, Jerry! Gold!' ~ Nathan Shelley
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