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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
“Well, now, that's a difficult question... if only for one reason. I see you as someone, not something. So how exactly am I supposed to answer that honestly, no?” A sigh, shaking his head slightly. “Like minds, maybe? Similar circumstances? All I know is, that my black heart is yours.” 》
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
jamcat Every muse invited to therapy needs it but refuses to go. These muses are mentally sound. *sips coffee*
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“...Elesa, look at me.” Angling her chin up with a finger. “I can't relate exactly. And I wouldn't try, because it wouldn't be fair. I have a different mind than you, just as you do me. But I, personally, don't believe you to be the kind of monster you think of yourself.” 》
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Go on. I'm always listening.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I think that would be for the best, yes.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I meant at this exact moment. You seem to be having a crisis.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
...would you like me to stay?
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
That doesn't sound like it's a solution, either...
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
No- no apologies, none. In fact, I actually think talking might be the solution here. Again.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Head in hands.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“And it's nice to meet you, as well. Regardless of the circumstances.” “I promise you I'll take care of her. I mean, I would literally kill for her, if that's any indication. But that's also something she's helped me get away from.” “You get the point.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A little smile. “Appreciated. And, I do apologize we had to meet so suddenly after the info-drop. Colress, by the way. But I take it you knew that by now, given how openly we've all been speaking.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“Once upon a time. I despise the ‘bad guys’ now. Quite a lot, young one.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Believe me, she's a treasure. Especially considering the circumstances of our initial meeting. I've no intention of hurting her. Or letting anyone else hurt her, for that matter. I like to think that the current me is far better at following through with that than the me of the past. 》
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“Oh, the Pokémon. Like you weren't torturing them by causing undue duress in their trainers and them alike.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“That's REALLY not helping your case, here.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm a man of science. And back then, I was also a man of data. Cold, calculated outcomes, and hard facts. I was all logic, all drive. To put it bluntly, I was dangerous. Not only to others, but to myself.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“You would have raised your ‘prince’ in a lab if there wouldn't have been any negative impact on his relationship with Pokémon, and you know it.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm going to be honest, I was a different man back then. Or, perhaps it's more accurate to say, I didn't know enough about myself to call my own bluff.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Once again, I cannot comment. That said, I feel anything but awkward around you. It's hard to feel awkward about anything when you're a literal war criminal turned husband.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
At this point, I'm convinced no drug cocktail could numb this cacophony.
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𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒂 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒕 @popstaraura.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"Are the Unovans okay?" Almost never, thanks for asking.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You think I could think up the ridiculous, outlandish hypotheses I write up sober? Honestly, how many scientists do you think are actually in their right mind most of the time?
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
LSD and shrooms.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“You know what? Sacrifice yourself for your cause.” Lightning strike. “Right the fuck now.” Lightning strike again.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Whatever strongest substance you have, yes.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“In the words of many a sassy youth: Did I ask?”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Noooo, no, no, I don't think that's enough, dear, we need to be seeing things that AREN'T our reality.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm not going to say anything. I'm just not. I'm going to pretend that walking cadaver isn't actually alive, and I'll feel just a bit better about myself.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
...I suddenly feel immense hatred.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm not denying either of those things. ...in fact, I might actually let you do the honors yourself, if he's still around. It would be far more satisfying that way. ...maybe I'm just paranoid.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
What happens if Interpol asks around about us and somehow, somehow gets led to her? I'm not saying she'll answer, like you said, she won't. But even still, that's Interpol knocking at her door, and if Interpol comes knocking, our past employers could come knocking too.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
We're fine. Yes. But it's not exactly the two of us I'm concerned about. We're aware of the consequences of our actions. Other people might not be.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Elesa, you're aware a popstar now knows we're both literal war criminals, now, right. Again, not saying I don't trust your judgement. Just checking to make sure you've realized that this could possibly have unforeseen consequences.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
jamcat There. There's your one "I disagree!" joke for like, the year. Probably less than that.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
...normally, I'd disagree. However, you actually make a fairly valid point.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
That's being incredibly generous, if you were to ask me.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
...nope, I'm not commenting on any of this. I'm a grown man who still runs off more caffeine than he does proper rest, and if it weren't for Elesa, I'd probably be in another dimension rotting right about now. ...ew. Just got shivers thinking about it for some reason.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
...I'm afraid you're going to have to stick with it, now. Both of us are.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I'm aware. That's why I'm pointing out this potential flaw in your approach..?
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
...Elesa I'm not upset with you, but you're aware of how much of an utter bombshell that would be even if you'd told an average individual, right?
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“...I don't think that's bad at all, honestly. I feel the same way, at least, I think... I don't quite know how to act regarding these feelings. Especially since most of them have only ever surfaced being around you.” “But I wouldn't call that all a bad thing. Not in the slightest.” 》
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“...I doubt I could hate you. There's a pretty high bar set to garner my hatred, and I sincerely doubt you would breach that threshold.” Placing a kiss to her forehead. “What is it?”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
He would lean his head atop hers in turn, wrapping an arm around her. “And it always pleases me to hear the feeling's mutual.”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
He just kind of... stares at her. Tilting his head slightly, pulling his glasses off as he listened intently. “...I couldn't agree more.” “Have I ever told you how much I love you? About the clawing feeling in my chest? I have, right?”
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
That's a fair point.
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
...we're going to drive ourselves insane with paranoia until we finally tie the knot, aren't we?
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—𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @unovanscientific.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
...I'm not sure many people know me, outside the government of Unova. And Team Plasma. And Interpol.
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