Sign in

unoclay

@unoclay.bsky.social
240 followers 235 following 4.8K posts

i make videos about mummies and how to babysit mummies www.youtube.com/@unoclay

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by unoclay
jon christian @jonchristian.net · 15h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
1352110527
Reposted by unoclay
ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
011
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"well, self, with these super cool ed sherran concerts comin up, i better log into good old Ed-Heads.net to talk about the shows and ed's wardrobe and all the hits i hope to hear!" *typing, computer loading* "15,000 new posts today?! wow, seems like ole Ed's got some life left in him yet!"
000
Reposted by unoclay
Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your surfeit of lampreys
1322135
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
point break is a really interesting film when you get older and are fully rooting for the ex presidents even though keanu
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This news about Reggie Watts is really hurting my heart @cbbworld.bsky.social such a legendary part of the family but these allegations are gross If you guys have any public comment I wish I could hear it
020
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
even as someone who lived through it, it is hard to comprehend how this guy was the best pick to play bat guy
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
pet theory---point break and matrix 2 are connected. look at this screenshot from point break, illustrating the undercover cop dual personality. look familiar?
110
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there is that inevitable moment of a given night where you realize the only logical choice is to watch Point Break
100
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
its old news but the bus jump in Speed is the most fake-ass plot point in perhaps cincema history
static.klipy.com
Bus Keanu
ALT: Bus Keanu
110
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"weird" Alfred Cobainovic, hershey pa i couldnt quite make out the lyrics @alyankovic.bsky.social
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
just met @sammorril.bsky.social in the village so i got that going for me which is nice
static.klipy.com
So I Got That Going For Me, Which Is Nice
ALT: So I Got That Going For Me, Which Is Nice
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
000
Reposted by unoclay
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
for my gamer friends. fuck Sony and they're all digital future. preserve physical games, sign the petition. c.org/7vgkPBcSSn
c.org
Sign the Petition
Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games
001
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the body language of #phish during the malfunction does feel a bit staged. what if this is part of another long-form gag.... (trey wasnt stuck---TRS TRS)
static.klipy.com
Keyser Söze's Intense Gaze in The Usual Suspects
ALT: Keyser Söze's Intense Gaze in The Usual Suspects
030
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am at the show in the 200s and it does look like something went wrong with the technology, trey tried to make an announcement and you couldn't even hear him and then they all left the stage shrugging @phish.com #phish
020
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PYITUbeE
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my #vegetarian #vegan friends, what are your favs in #nyc? im doing a food party every day. already hit my favs--- franchia, jajaja, and about to try double zero (plant based pizza, upscale). welcome hidden gems or recs. this city...the best food anywhere (franchia pictured below) #phish
030
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
for my gamer friends. fuck Sony and they're all digital future. preserve physical games, sign the petition. c.org/7vgkPBcSSn
c.org
Sign the Petition
Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games
001
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#phish @phish.com i challenge you to play the JAMS like 1993 etc. so far, its sort of like old ph sets with modern phish jam style. gauntlet thrown brahs @mike-gordon.com hi there
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@disco-biscuits.bsky.social #robots #discobiscuits #h3tty
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
new years run will be 97-00 meaning that show #100 at msg may also be a big cypress celebration carry on #phish (this photo is actually from oswego though)
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"is this still bouncing" #phish
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
after #phish tonight (wednesday) there is a good band playing at the Bowery Palace for 18 bucks, Reality Check Experiment. i will be there w friends. now here for your consideration is an unrelated photo of a billboard i rearranged.
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the best part of ruby waves are the great lyrics that arent definitely 8th grade poetry
static.klipy.com
Wayne's World: NOT!
ALT: Wayne's World: NOT!
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@lifeboy94.bsky.social
110
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@phish @phish.net it just hit me, if the final show of this run is 96, does it mean that the New Year's run is 97 to 2000?!!!
130
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
you know what's wild, when you open the washing machine when it's finished and a fly comes out. I cannot imagine the kind of morning that guy had
120
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@disco-biscuits.bsky.social at jay mountain, vt. they nasty but they gud @marcbrownstein.bsky.social
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
yonder mountain string band, jay peak, VT. 10July2026. pretty neat
010
Reposted by unoclay
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
power shovel is the dark souls of power shovel games i just finished "bury a big hole" challenge after 50+ tries and yelled so loud my dogs thought they needed to defend the homestead
121
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
power shovel is the dark souls of power shovel games i just finished "bury a big hole" challenge after 50+ tries and yelled so loud my dogs thought they needed to defend the homestead
121
Reposted by unoclay
Vincent L. Anthony @vincent-l-anthony.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Everyone knows this guy
0112
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
morpheus putting the entire audience to sleep was a @cbbworld.bsky.social bucket list for me @williebhines.bsky.social and when another guest called @pftompkins.bsky.social for (possibly) laughing to stall for time, i got legit afraid for her. .... he could have owned her a 5 seater indeed
030
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social WE GOT A FIVE SEATER IN PHILLY
020
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
wow. @repriseband.bsky.social are easily the best ph cover ive ever seen. thumbs up. #phish @tommarshall111.bsky.social
050
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#zelda 2 rules and if you dont agree you are incorrect
120
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Philly in a nutshell
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy something day
000
Reposted by unoclay
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
my mom just found these in a storage box. these are the original way we watched the trilogy, dubbed at the time of release by my grandfather. i hearby proclaim this is the only way i willl ever watch them again #vhs #starwars
021
Reposted by unoclay
Martyn @martynpedler.com · 02/05/2026
"The octopus on your plate can feel pain, delay gratification, and probably outthink a toddler. Just something to consider before you order."
psychologytoday.com
Love Eating Octopus? You Might Want to Read This First
The octopus on your plate can feel pain, delay gratification, and probably outthink a toddler. Just something to consider before you order.
831302489
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
my mom just found these in a storage box. these are the original way we watched the trilogy, dubbed at the time of release by my grandfather. i hearby proclaim this is the only way i willl ever watch them again #vhs #starwars
021
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if you use SONGKICK you should delete your account immediately. they have sold the company to a giant AI slop machine. I just switched to band is in town
000
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
you know that the first person to combine jelly with peanut butter as a random experiment was immediately thinking, "damn i am a world class genius"
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
whos getting a refund???!!!
030
Reposted by unoclay
CP @dribbledfiddler.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wish I could take credit for making this, but whoever did, it made me laugh a lot.
3326
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
its Wet Day, here is a list of wets ive done -contact lens -tooth-brush -wash me -"made wet" -coffee -my hummus was a bit wet -gym (sWEaT) -used leeches to cure a minor illness -checked the WETher -sharpened knife (whetstone) -looked forward to many wet beers tonight @cbbworld.bsky.social
010
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
there is no way to explain what living in Philadelphia is like if you don't live here, but one example is when a polite man stops you on the street and asks you can you look at his back and you say why, and he says "to make sure there's no raccoon back there"
020
Reposted by unoclay
✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026
The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something
2833441865
unoclay @unoclay.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i bet regular old benevolent kings are trying to keep a low profile today
010