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Edd

@unnegative.bsky.social
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I'm just here to post pictures of my dogs and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum.

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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think we have to wait for 2032 for there to be oldies radio stations offering wall to wall mini tunes
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I work at a brewery with a strict no ai policy, and explaining to pubs that we don't want our logo used in ai generated images is usually met with blank stares and open confusion. Got to be done though!
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm sure I met this guy at a Jimmy Eat World gig in the early 2000s
An aubergine with a sweep of green across the "forehead" resembling hair and a very prominent nose. I've called it emaubergine.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
2/10 - needs more cupholders
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've heard that Gravyvision is one of the heroes being brought in for the next avengers movie
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They spent so long thinking about whether they could write a song about Milton Keynes...they didn't consider whether they should...
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As the one person who still holds a candle for Brut IPAS and keeps trying to sneak them onto our brew schedule I abhor this comparison. Wes Streeting is more like a Becks blue. Nobody wants one, there are better options that do the same thing, yet somehow it's still touted as a viable option.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@atomcrowley.bsky.social the horror...
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I've been trying to find a legal way to watch Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ in the UK for ages....
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
To this day though the theme song will randomly appear in my head at inopportune times and won't leave until I sing it. This gets awkward in meetings.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Was F Scott Fitzgerald writing about W B Yeats when he wrote B Button?
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Well when it comes to oscar season it wouldn't hurt to give them a quick shout out
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Disappointed not to hear any thanks to Wingnut in your speech. Success seems to have gone to your head already...
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I would pay upwards of 70p to be at this screening
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I don't know how they've done it, but this is somehow more depressing than the actual book.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I read it as Maria from Sound Of Music, and it can't hamper her movements much more than her Sandy outfit from the latest series!
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
A luxury sit-down wee is a thing to be cherished. Why would I stand, like some kind of chump?
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Best beer in the world, everyone says so, even the haters and losers. 3/5
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Katie Field @katiefield4.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So much fun to record this with Tabby, really looking forward to future episodes! listen here: player.sheffield.ac.uk/events/wood-... or search (+ subscribe) ‘That’s Science’ on all podcast platforms 🤩
player.sheffield.ac.uk
Wood Wide Web: Myth or Science? | The University of Sheffield Player
Discover the truth behind the Wood Wide Web with plant scientist Professor Katie Field from the University of Sheffield.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Any word you think about too much becomes an alien species. The Bruschetta peoples of Baguette 4 have been at war with the Houmous folk from the Pitta nebula since time immemorial.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I think I know you best from your cameo in The Last Starfighter
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Saw a man unwrapping a burrito before eating it today and had to resist the urge to confiscate it.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
He probably hasn't even kept the grit bin filled up
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I guess thats one way to stop school shootings
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My dogs staring at me to let me know it's bedtime at 9pm most nights has led to a drastic improvement in my sleep patterns. The staring doesn't stop until you give in.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
No obvious successor, so I'm imagining the kingdom is going to be split three ways - the religious states will support Vance, the militarists will follow Hegseth and the loyalists will rally behind whichever of trumps children wins an arm wrestling contest, so probably Ivanka?
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I believe it's spelt whey
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Even if this weren't hyperbole, people don't need PhD level experts. 99% of what people use LLMs for could be accomplished by a search engine, if the market leaders hadn't all been enshittified
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
TBF, nobody wants to be up shit kriek
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
As ridiculous billionaire activities go, this one at least seems less wasteful than building phallic rockets to go into space
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I genuinely can't imagine being that passionate about centrism - it's like being a huge fan of grey overcast days.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You absolutely wanted to like it!
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I feel like just a year ago if masked men with guns claiming to be representing the government but offering no identification tried to gain access to a public event they would have been arrested? I'm not American though so please forgive my naivety if that's not the case
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Those actors sure are playing characters
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
You seem to have confused him for someone with wants, beliefs and dreams which aren't just "be prime minister". He wants to make whatever beer the Daily Mail tells him they hate him for not making
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Honestly downing trou at their dining table and Jackson Pollocking their house might be worth it
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I just really hope the underdog team make it to regionals.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I feel like this is a little unfair to the 7.7 billion of us who aren't allowed to vote in US Elections
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Big Gas have been taking the piss with those lights they put in boilers. Ripe for a suing if you ask me.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Don't get me wrong, Brexit was stupid and led by misguided nationalism and (in some cases) racism...but we aren't threatening to annex other countries whilst dismantling all checks and balances within our own system. So, you know, not *quite* as far along as you guys yet...
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Kipper just chilling in a corner of the sofa
A rough, scribbled drawing of a dog curled up at the end of a sofa.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I appreciate this. Just carry on not being a massive dick - that's all I really ask of anyone whose work I enjoy.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This is 2025's "freedom fries"
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
As long as noone is throwing cheese away, I'll still sleep soundly
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It works better if you can vacuum seal it, and the harder the cheese, the less water is left in it, so less frost damage can occur.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hard cheese actually freezes pretty well...the texture can suffer, but if you're cooking with it that's not usually an issue.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Two years? Those are rookie numbers
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Turns out our neighbours children are rubbish at building snowmen. Derivative, pedestrian and lacking any artistic flair. 2/10.
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Edd @unnegative.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Brewing was seen as women's work until about the 18th century, and brewsters dominated the profession, then they were forced out of the role by men. Just another enshittification effect of rampant capitalism 👍
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