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@unluckyloki13.bsky.social
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A professional speedwalker and dumbass. Come watch me flail about at www.twitch.tv/unlucky_loki13 Wed and Sat 10-5 EST

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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm pretty sure using the firecracker mod on a double barrel shotgun in #Cyberpunk2077 is an actual war crime
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ouch. I just started playing and immediately got the quest "Both Sides, Now" I expected something about Eve's doll personality and her real personality to be fighting for control or something like that Instead, I walked into a suicide. Honestly hits really hard
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Whoops, #stream was a little delayed due to gastrointestinal horror. Anyway, back with #Cyberpunk2077! I'm hoping to finish up gigs around the city, more of the main storyline, and maybe the DLC if I'm lucky. Come check it out over on #Twitch
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kellogg is really skimping on the icing on poptarts lately 😔
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hey all! I should really post more but I'm back with more #Cyberpunk2077 today! Still using @CrowdControl to try and liven the #stream up! Some of the negative prices are lowered so come mess with my #Twitch stream at 11:30AM EST!
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm #streaming over on #Twitch using #CrowdControl! Please come check it out, I've made it easier/cheaper to cause negative effects so you can help me live up to the unlucky part of my name 😃
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'll be starting stream a little bit later than 11. The busses don't run on holidays so I need to bring my wife in to work
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Eeeeeeyyyyy, guess who is on his way to collecting another incurable lifelong disorder? This guy 😎😭😎
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh wow, an AI that grew beyond its capabilities and made smaller AIs for taxis was overthrown once the AI taxi personalities grew beyond their capabilities. I never could have seen this coming #Cyberpunk2077
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh yeah, more #streaming over on Twitch/Youtube! More #Cyberpunk2077! I hope I get to see something fun and whimsical like restoring an old rollercoaster! Johnny and V are starting to get along and have a better relationship and I can't tell if that's tragic or not lol
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/AE_WY... I should never be allowed within 50 yards of any kind of big cat, I will immediately try to make friends with it. I'd make friends with a fuckin bear if I wasn't afraid of my insides turning into my outsides if I try to rub their bellies
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Just a big cat.😻#bigcat#funnyanimals#tiger#leopard
YouTube video by Hoà Nguyễn khanh
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A mission where I fix a rollercoaster was not on my #Cyberpunk2077 bingo card but I thought it was really cool It was especially fun to watch V and Johnny take a ride and have a good time in the middle of all of the violence of the rest of the game 😆
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Even more casual and quiet #stream today as it feels like someone ran me over while I was sleeping. I made the fatal mistake of doing two (2) physical chores this week Idk what I was thinking
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A Better CaturDogDay….
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Delamain: "We have repaired your car and it is in your garage to for use :)" Meanwhile, V getting that text in his newest car: "Lol, lmao"
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Forgot to mention but I'm #streaming over on my #Twitch and #YouTube channels! More #Cyberpunk2077! Come keep me company and tell me of any bad luck you've been having lately!
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#Cinnamon is one of the best things nature has ever given us. Right next to breathable air and sugar
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My boys love their hidey holes and spots
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@rsslmo.bsky.social I'm actually from St Louis! I sorely miss it sometimes and have fond memories of places like City Museum and the Arch! I can't believe there is a page dedicated to the city itself
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So, today's stream is going to be a little late. I have to run a stool sample back to my doctor's and grab some food. On a related note, stool samples are way more difficult than urine samples and they *have* to be done at home
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sick, my #fibromyalgia decided that my jaw was going to hurt today so eating food is painful :)
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Y'all ever get tired from being tired? It's basically like getting a double whammy instead of a regular whammy
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This 👇👇👇 I just hate watching all of that money that could have been used to help people be wasted for his fucking vanity projects. Right now, they're currently covering four bronze horse statues in Washington, D.C., with a thick layer of 23.75-karat gold leaf. Seriously. WTAF. 🤬
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He just can't help himself, can he?
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pretty sick ngl
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He ain't got no brain
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Elon said both Tesla and SpaceX were saved by government contracts and yet he despises when poor people are given money so they don't starve to death. Unreal
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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“People don’t use the word ‘dagnabbit’ enough anymore.”
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Definitely deserved tbh
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My #cat Kerrigan almost looks like a potato when she's curled up and loafing
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I helped my wife with yard work since I can't do it like I used to. I weedwacked around the and the stairs but now my arms are wobbly from the vibrating of the weedwacker and fatigue 😩
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
More #Cyberpunk2077 over on my #Twitch and my @#YouTube! #Streaming now!
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Is anything better than re-heated Chinese leftovers?
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Coincidence? I Think Not
ALT: Coincidence? I Think Not
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Whoops, I forgot to say it but strean will start a bit later today, probably 11am EST but I'll be streaming until 7-7:30pm EST from here on My wife's schedule changed so I'm spending a little more time with her on Saturday mornings
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Time for more #Cyberpunk2077! I'm finding that being a decent person in Night City is kinda difficult lol Oh and I'll be leaving a little bit early (4:15~EST) because it's my wife and I's 5th anniversary and I'm picking up Chinese food and then my wife from work
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Why must I torment myself with trying to convince people on the internet. I've really gotta stop doing that, it doesn't work
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh sick, today's fibro star feature is jaw pain while I'm trying to eat :/
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So my cat Kerrigan couldn't stop vomiting between last night and this morning so we took her to the emergency vet. Lucky she seems to be over her stomach bug and everything checked out at the vet. She got some fluids, some anti-nausea meds, and is back home and doing okay!
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Tiny bit of a late start today as my wife and I had a little moment due to the stresses of life. Sitting down to eat now, should start pretty much at 10 but I'll still be eating a bit lol. More #Cyberpunk2077 over on my #Twitch and #YouTube! Come stop by pwz 🥹
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
More #Cyberpunk2077 today over on #Twitch and #YouTubeLive !! Currently finishing up a therapy session and then I'm gonna eat some breakfast so the stream might be a tiny bit later than 10am but it shouldn't be too much longer. I'm really excited with where the story and combat are going!
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh, I forgor to mention but I won't be streaming today. Its my friend's birthday and I'm gonna spend it hanging out with him. I'm moving the stream to this Friday but also I'm probably going to move to Fri/Sat for streaming anyway from here on out
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So far #Cyberpunk2077 is extremely good. I was expecting more moral choices a la #MassEffect or #Fallout but it's more like #GTA morality instead. That isn't a bad thing and I love the game's political commentary so far. I'm genuinely excited to see more ^^
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So I went to check in on Hajime no Ippo after I stopped reading it a few years ago. Have you ever become so strong that your muscles have to contort themselves like @Clavicular0 contorting his jawline to stand out from the rest off the riff raff?
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
While I've been enjoying #MassEffectAndromeda, I can't help this itch I've had for playing Cyberpunk 2077. So that's what I'm going to do! I'll be livestreaming 10am-5pm EST over on my #Twitch and hopefully also on my #YouTube channel as well!
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Do I even want to and can I even be a streamer? It feels like only the most vile and extreme people like AssGrowsMold and Hasan dog-shocker Piker seem to be able climb the ranks and grow an audience....
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Update, his posture got stupider
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My cat Storm is just the dumbest creature I've ever known and I love him immensely He sits, sleeps, and cleans himself in absurd ways. I used to wonder what he had going on in his brain but my wife and I have discovered that he has no brain and operates on vibes alone
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Meanwhile in Indiana… @robertlandrumjr.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Remember, China’s President Xi insulted Trump and America 🇺🇸 to his face. Then Trump thanked him for his compliment. And yes, Trump is that dumb.
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's me and I accept that I would not be able to survive any kind of horror setting lol
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Loki @unluckyloki13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So after an awful night and morning headache that felt like someone put a spear through my left eye, I'm a little delayed in starting the stream. I'm about to eat some breakfast and should be on after that. I'm hoping to be live before 10:30~ish
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