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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 6h
"patient zero" really encapsulates taylor swift's hall of fame songwriting. she seems very pleased with herself for knowing the phrases "patient zero" and "free solo", but the way she uses them makes no sense if you know what they mean. they muddy rather than clarify meaning and there's no insight.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kit kats for Halloween and green bean casserole for Thanksgiving!
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Thorne 🌸 - Play Cozysters! @ens0.me · 09/10/2026
I know some people just want to cast the United States as ontologically, irreparably evil, but there's something to the idea of framing political movements through the lens of "we're just trying to live up to our stated ideals" *That* resonates with people broadly
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/10/2026
Literally all these dudes
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bet he knows how to use that tail
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being a language prescriptivist in 2026 and calling people neonazi propagandists for a use of a word that's been around for decades just because you're not personally used to it is shameful
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He said someone "lowered themselves beneath the bedrock of hell" just for giving examples of other uses of "training" for inanimate objects. This is not a thoughtful or reasonable ride you're tagging along on.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, you're just not reading the thread at all then
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You, literally 15 minutes ago bsky.app/profile/them...
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can train an AI on a person's voice. You shouldn't and it's immoral to use it this way, but you are the ones saying it's neonazi propaganda to describe what it is.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And you're obsessing over the word train and saying it's neonazi propaganda. It's not. The word train is not the problem, the child neglect is.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you think they're saying it's alive because they use the word train, that's on you. Algorithms have been training on data since long before AI.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not "pushing ai" to describe how it works. It's not "neonazi propaganda" to be aware that words can have multiple meanings. You don't have to like what you're describing to describe it. This is like talking to a child. Algorithms have been training on data long before AI for good & bad purposes
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jfc is it neonazi propaganda to say someone trained a camera at something?
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is nothing immoral about a word having multiple uses. You're being weird.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking Cleta
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Two Choices: Heads Divorce, Tails Murder Funny
Alt: Two Choices: Heads Divorce, Tails Murder
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Lavacastle @lavacastle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Suite Life On Deck: Way To Go Guys, Shoot For 40!
ALT: The Suite Life On Deck: Way To Go Guys, Shoot For 40!
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Artificial is the only thing it inarguably is
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ghostie (𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱) 🦋👻🍂 @ssadghostt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in the spirit of not letting the assholes get me down, here’s another snippet from my sleepy hollow au for #reyloween! #reyloww
[text in front of a picture of the headless horseman atop a rearing horse]
the devil & all his works
A legend of sleepy hollow au for Reyloween by ssalemghostss 
19.10.26She pulls back just enough to look him in the eye. “Do you love me?”

He smiles, and though it’s tinged with sadness, he doesn’t allow her to feel that part. He runs his fingers through her hair and leans his forehead against hers.

“It is impossible not to,” he says. “I, for one, was doomed from the start.” 

“Ben…”

He does love it when she says his name like that. When she sighs it, so soft and lovely, like it’s her last breath and she has happily saved it for him and him alone. 

He kisses her gently, because he wants nothing more and because he doesn’t need to hear her say she loves him too. Not yet. Maybe not ever, if he’s smart and can learn to stay away. Ensuring that she knows how he feels about her was the most crucial thing, anyway. 

If he is to become a monster tomorrow, let her know that he loved her before he turned into her nightmare.
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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 07/10/2026
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre…
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 07/10/2026
In the last 24 hours, Elon added $5,423,645.66. New totals include: $13,131,789.48 vs @jamestalarico.bsky.social $6,308,848.86 vs @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social $5,117,111.82 vs @abdulelsayed.bsky.social $1,991,872.98 vs @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social $1,176,301.42 vs @troyjackson207.bsky.social
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The 1970s? You mean the decade in which women finally got the right to our own bank accounts?
Jim Downey on Conan's podcast saying "Jeff Epstein? You mean the New York financier?"
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Solidarity is the only way
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
their faces ❤️‍🔥
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My dad does this annoying thing where when he wants to confirm I'm not watching a show before he talks about it, instead of saying "You're not watching Lanterns, right?", he says "You're too good for Lanterns, right?" and then I scowl as I grudgingly agree I'm "too good" for Lanterns
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😹 this is such a creative take
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thanks for not holding men to a lower standard going forward
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
saying misogyny is worse when done by a woman is so regressive and unnecessary. you can just say it's misogynistic and disgusting.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Boy Shouts 'Mooooom!'
Alt: Boy Shouts 'Mooooom!'
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just rewatched The Faculty recently. So good! and so many recognizable faces
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I started making one of these and Mulan was the first one I picked. I only got as far as that and LotR lol
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people keep saying “well AI can detect cancer so if you hate AI, you’re pro-cancer” and to that i say: congrats on falling for their PR. they are absolutely not prioritizing shit like that and are only mentioning that it is theoretically possible to get normie support.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh I love this concept! 🧡
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But he also did that window pane pun
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McDonald's is now reportedly pressuring franchisees to use AI to price food. Its CEO raked in $20.6M last year, over 1,000x the median McDonald's worker pay of $19,020. And they remain one of the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients. I'm not lovin' it.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't trust a head of trust and safety who thinks he's being abused by receiving criticism he disagrees with about his behavior on the site he has power over
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The median Trump voter
Nick Pinto, a 26-year-old crypto investor, said he invested $450,000 in the Trump meme coin and the value of his investments is down to roughly $50,000. He said he was disappointed by the first dinner last year, as Trump was there for "no more" than 20 minutes and did not take photos
with the crypto holders. The steak was only 5 ounces and "not something you'd get at a steakhouse in New York," he said.
Pinto also said that, if it was an option, he could see himself voting for Trump again. He plans on attending the upcoming dinner.
"I hope the food is better this time," he said.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The guy you apparently spend your free time diving in front of criticism for suspended a bunch of people for talking about a skeet he once liked in his work account & wants to create a dystopian AI toxicity bot that automatically suppresses users who violate his personal ethos
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not doing homework for randos sucking up to the mods
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Eric J Morey @ericjmorey.com · 02/10/2026
"I care about football, my family, my faith and my country." Guy who thinks 24 independent sexual assault and sexual harassment lawsuits are not woth discussing if you convert 3rd downs.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Admitting that he had seen the initial Snapchat message before he went in the room, he told investigators that he went in briefly because he was looking for a vape and did not know whether the message “was a joke or what was going on in the [alumni] room,” according to the report." bro what
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're gonna pretend I didn't see what I saw, you can just rant to yourself
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people say stuff that's critical of bluesky. There's no limit to what they will suspend you for. They treat being a person in power on this website as the most vulnerable marginalized community possible that must be most vigorously protected.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never said it was violent so I don't know what you're on about. It is a hateful thing to say and targeted at a marginalized community. "Hit yourself with a hammer" is just rude. It is not a threat and it is clearly comical. Bluesky does not do this song and dance of oh our hands are tied when
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yet here he is whining about people saying he should hit himself in the face with a hammer which, unlike being rounded up in camps, is not something with a realistic chance of ever happening because Aaron can simply choose not to do it
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw the original thread, he said it was fine because because he didn't consider it a direct threat
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am perfectly amiated by people in chairs
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some of these are terrible and some of these are very childish to group with threats of violence
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