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@unknownmuses.bsky.social
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“You never really know who shits and giggles 'til they Giggle and Shit” -Me, just now. #Crack&SeriousRP #CrossoverFriendly #OpenDMs #Lewd#Maybe#NeedanAspirin

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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Nah but like actually, Big Tiddies Dentist assistants always seem to have the largest lack of boundaries when it comes to those mamaries! Not that I mind but, I'm here getting a root canal while being bricked up, PLEASE BACK UP!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*From a Random Building* “SHUT THE F@CK UP! I'M TRYIN' T' SLEEP!” -Yep, that's New York alright.
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“. . . Maybe Cows ain't so bad....still don't trust 'em”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“So that's why they call it the Milky Way, Heh I can see Uranus too~ Looks lonely!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Ah, 2011, Miss those days”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
”Just hope Jameson doesn't give her a hard time, cause I will throw hands”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Will I ever fucking matter to anyone? Will anything I do ever matter? Can you silence the deafening voices in my head? I'd like for things to be...quiet. For once.” -Wade Wilson, vulnerable? That's gotta be something.-
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
-At the line- “CAN YA MILFS FIGHT SOME OTHER TIME!? I GOT PLACES T' BE!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“I know a thing or two 'bout spandex! And lady y' fill yours just dandy!~”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Hard to know what to...Even now, I should do an 18+ Post. But, at the same time...All this death is really bumming me out...”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“If you're going to be a hero. Remember, Be strong enough to be Gentle.” - Peter Cullen.
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“TIM CURRY!?! THEY TOOK TIM FUCKING CURRY!?! NOOOOOO!!!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
”Dolly Parton's dead, not America's Sweetheart...why couldn't it have been that Cheetoh bastard...”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Diamond in your ears? I need your help! ” -He would shout from a Megaphone he now somehow had- *FWIP* “I got stuck on a realm where clearly I didn't belong, and saw something I probably shouldn't have seen. And I need your help to lock it in M' brain til' I can figure it out”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“But if I do that, who will tell Jeffy about the birbs and the shrimps? 'sides I'm the only one that can stop what's coming. Seeing as it is KINDA my fault. Admittedly I wanted to' ask for your help in the matter”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“First a Bald guy now a Ginger, Evolution really said nah f-you guys”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Could be Sundays or any other day o' the week! I'll still bust regardless!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Oh! Livin' the dream! Don't remember ordering from Amabois Prime, but if this is their subscription service! I'm in!~ Or at least I will be~”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Tony Stark adopting children? That's a new one! Well nice t' meet you, the Name's Wade Wilson. My fr-people call me Deadpool. So ya got any powers or did Papa Stark teach you all about those flying cans?”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Well for your sake I hope yer right! Cause I just got a whole other issue t' deal with! Wanna see how long we can last?”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“He gotta stahp moving so excelen- ecile- Ex- Execently- Excellently 'round me! Or I'mma put a baby in those sausage warmers! Gotta start calling me Phoenix with the way I'll ruin his mental state”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
-Back Pats- “Oh!~ You're such a sweetheart to such an ugly prick like m'self! Y' remind me of Grandpa Pool. With a distinct Lack of racism!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
:🍒: Got an event in mind, well two events, same idea different people. Been on a bit of a Minecraft ARG flow, and hey I wanted to do a Lovecraft inspired event in the future anyway! Original inspo was Wifies btw Ifykyk!
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@neonrocker99.bsky.social “Yana! Nice t' see ya here too! Was wondering if we'd ever have an interaction”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Hey, slong as I'm invited to the Baby shower! We're as golden as Huntr/x. Quuiiiick question sesh though! Ya know of anyone that can read Latin? Or maybe ancient Atlantean? Or whatever these Tentacle bastards speak? Enchantin' table maybe?” :🧱⁴: “Iykyk HEH~”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Something I read on the forums 'bout you two having a little Marie Lebau, ya know, kids? What? Kids don't exist where you're from? Where was it again, Spain?”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💭: “Keep it soft, keep it soft, keep it soft!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Sweet Mary Poppins on a stick.”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
-Yoinks his underwear to sell on the Black Market-
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“You're still beautiful! Just like you always are!” 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Alright, Channing Tatum, let's keep the vocal coaches paid. Anyway, how are you and Annie doin'? Heard there was a Bun in the oven! You dawg! Couldn't just stick to the cats huh?~”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“I'mma hijack your signal one of these days you sock!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@madisonstark.bsky.social “Your description isn't wrong! I have no clue as to who you are, an alternate Tony, His kid from Endgame which will probably be Retcon after Secret Wars, or just someone who happens to be a Stark! Ooh! Are you related to Arya Stark!?”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks over to the Dialogue box. “Pin me down? Now hold on, I didn't think we were getting that familiar~ ” *Nudge nudge* “Anyway, I'M IN!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“It's either that or a very angry Piss Yellow monarch consumes our reality. Or fecks it, Still confused as to which one it is. I'd go in, but you have the charm that would make Kingpin cover his pants in more white than usual”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“If ya can do that, Y' got my services for Free for at least a month! Ya name it Uber, Tinder, Grindr, The app that's owned by a cuck, Lex Luthor but he's gay and rhymes with Pesos! ”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@silken-moon.bsky.social “I didn't know Peni was in town! Oh wait, nope, you're uhhhh...Who are you? Don't think we've interacted before, heard about some gal that made out with Spider-Man every time they met. Then again, I'd kiss him too if I could”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Totally Jacking it to this later”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“ Oh! Wait! Silly BITCH me, I did read a name! Or at least I'm being fed a name. I think that when I saw that thing it poured a whole lotta knowledge into M' brain! Hastur keeps popping up in the Noggin”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“How can I fight the will of God? Also, because why not? Don't usually lose too much when I'm part'a the narrative! By the way, you should try some of those Mother's Circus frosted animal cookies. They look Nothing like animals but they are so freakin' good!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“You'll be glad ya asked!” He placed his hand over her shoulder before -POOMF- Lo-and behold they stood in front of the Sanctum Sanctorum, hehe Scrotumtorum~ “The Book's in there, kinda need it to stop a cosmic threat I may, or may not, allegedly, have caused”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“We're all controlled by something, someone, somewhere. Point is we just ignore it! Unless you're me. Or Gwen. Or Shulkie- OOOH! COOKIES!” Proceeds to eat through the mask...somehow
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“How about a Pulp Fiction reference?” -Brings up a Briefcase with...Not sure what's in there honestly, Mcguffin probably- “I apologize for the approach Momoko Kitty, but It got your attention! As it usually does~ HEH! I really do need your help though.”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Everyone's travelling through the Multiverse nowadays! It's crazy! Name's Wade Winston Wilson! I divorced Natasha back in the early 90's I'mma merc with a mouth and a big girthy thing that rhymes with dock. But! I ain't here for that! In fact, not sure what'm here for. Script doesn't say. ”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@queenpinhardy.bsky.social “Cruella De Vil! You're looking tit rocking fantastic! Since you're a Kleptomaniac I figured you'd be the best gal to call for a tightly squeezed job! And no, I'm not talking about the girth! I need ya to steal a book for me! Pretty please?”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@thegoldenbullet.bsky.social “Huh, I'm used Natasha or Yelena showing up to reprimand me, you're new! ”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Gotta think with the head that matters Hun, how 'bout a team-up issue?” He'd stand up after his mental breakdown, seemingly pushing those feelings to the back of his head again. “Let's go kick DocOcks tentacles!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“I...mostly did it because I wanted to be friends. Someone to love me for the efforts and tried to look past the Merc. Behind the insanity, there's some semblance of Sanity too.”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🧱⁴: “Ahhh, so she's that kinda peep! I got this!” -Proceeds to scoop up the princess, placing her over his shoulder and looking around for any clues as to where this Princess Bride comes from- “By my father's honor you shall have a bed!”
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🍒Ya already know🍒 @unknownmuses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“I only murder what I'm contracted to Murder! But I try to do things non-lethally as well! Honestly, it was thanks to you that I started to go a little more into the heroics. Still. . . Gotta lot to go...”
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