Unkle Dan @unkledan.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Was about to go get more coffee, but the girlfriend whos been sick all weekend just rolled over onto me after finally falling asleep. So i guess im just here now, this is like the rule if your cat sits on you, you cant leave right? 010
Unkle Dan @unkledan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Posting these here cause fuck it idk what im doing anymore 220
Unkle Dan @unkledan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Hey everybody, Harry Caray here, for the low price of $20 you too can have stale popcorn with 5 pieces of shrimp scattered about the box. If you ask for more i can tell you where to shove it, were your only option here! 120
Unkle Dan @unkledan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I CANT EVEN WEAR THIS SHIT NO MORE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOQ 120
Unkle Dan @unkledan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Talking to a girl on a dating app for a few days We exchange numbers and I like to send something to break the ice and set the tone etc… I fucking hate my life dude 470
Unkle Dan @unkledan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Without downloading any pictures, where are you at mentally 000