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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 1h

"That's some /deep/ thought ya got going on there! What's a pretty lady like you worrying yourself over? Something Unkillable Guzran can assist with?"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 1h

-- less chalant than Olympia is likely hoping for.

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 1h

"Ah, well Miss Olympia, the Blue Rose of Caelus, you're currently in the presence of Unkillable Guzran!" He punctuates his introduction with a fist-pump. "Many men have /tried/ to kill me, so that's nothing new." He's not intentionally downplaying the importance of taking her out, but is far --

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 9h

He scratches his head with a nervous laugh. He doesn't remember a thing about what she's mentioning, the dolt that he is. Thankfully, he focuses on the drinks and is able to get away with such a mishap. "OH YEAH! To the tavern! Hope you're ready for the night of your life, Blondie!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 20h

"Whoops, that nap was a bit longer than intended."

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Offering up my services to the highest bidder. Murder or murder insurance!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don't get yourself down about it! You're young! You've got your whole life ahead of ya, and if it means anything... You've got my blessin', kid. Been told my blessing has saved plenty of folks from death, so you should be free to earn it however you need! { A tad obtuse, but he's sincere! }

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I feel bad for Sirocco. So murderable. Unlike me. 😎

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Oh really now? Don't threaten me with a good time, girlie!" He wears what he believes to be a smooth smirk before chuckling once more. "Consider it done! When are you free? Actually, you seem ready now! The lowtown tavern has some cheap ghosh at the moment!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

{ Speaking of which... For around a minute he's just pointing to the various scars that are tattooed across his well defined body. } These bad boys! This one was from a bear! This one was from a stray arrow! { One could not fault her if she snuck away. } Wait! What's your title, missy?

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"It's the scars right? Ladies really dig scars!" He lets out a hearty laugh, perhaps a little too loud for how close he's stood. "They're the proof of my stories!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't know about bein' a hero, but I know for sure that I'm unkillable! { He's prone to talking in circles... }

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've got taste! Right now it's some mature ghosh!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"You could try putting your hat in her mouth. ACTUALLY that reminds me of the time I did that with a training towel to one of the temple priests that kept blabbering on about how I couldn't challenge Mars to an arm-wrestle."

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I don't mind a flower here and there. Mostly used to them sittin' in a glass of water on a table in taverns, though. You're cute enough to share a drink with - I'll give ya that much for free."

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Weird way of pronouncing Unkillable. Must be a Fódlan thing. { Secretly he understood exactly what Fabio meant, he's simply playing along just to entertain himself. }

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[ Guzran thirdwheeling everything is fucking hilarious to me given how shoehorned he is in game XD ]

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Woman are simple, pal. You just gotta..." He pauses. "Actually, a master never reveals his secrets without adequate pay."

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I knew it! I could tell by the look in your eye that ya knew me! Look, I can see that you're a little star-struck but I can assure you that beneath the awesome exterior... I'm still just as awesome, but also willing to be patient!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Ahh I get it. You're a fan of men that are more... Experienced and battle-tested! The kind that can actually entertain! Am I right?" Delusional. He's downright delusional.

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"But living is so much better! Take from me, dying doesn't seem fun. Surely Weird-hat ain't that bad!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Wouldn't be the first time I was the ultimate match-maker!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lady problems? In my experience, talkin' about your achievements either shuts em up or makes em love ya! Be careful, pal.

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Speaking of wind, I once survived a tornado! Cut me up real good! One swipe of my sword and it vanished! Even wind fears my skill.

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Damn right he does! Wait, what does that last part mean?

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Yeah, seen her little rascal running around. The kid has a lotta promise! Must've learned my lessons through her mother! Hey, maybe If I teach ya, then maybe your future kid may be even stronger!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think you may be colourblind, lady. My mane is brown and orange! Anyway, my name is known by many, feared by some and revered by plenty of ladies. { Seems everything flew over his head. Not an uncommon occurrence for him. }

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"You'd never find a better instructor! Ever heard of Mikaela Red Blade? Yeeeah I took her under my wing and she blossomed into a beautiful merc!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Hard to not be positive when you're such a stud. Reckon a few rounds in the arena with me and I could get those noodle-arms big enough that even /you/ you beat Mars in an arm-wrestle!"

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

She said I'm useful! She sends me at her problems. Has she called you useful?

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Almost snatched some pale bird outta the air before, fast for such a little guy!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Adding 'impressing Leda' to my Guz-chievements list!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Only the first? Ah, well by the time you've written such a large book then I'd have gotten rich by then, HAHA! OH MAN, you should start with how I beat Mars in an arm-wrestle!"

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Leda @caelusrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If I have a problem, I send Guzran at the problem. It’s been a helpful strategy so far.

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Some lil guy named Chiitan seems to like me too! Man, what a day to be me!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Odes to Guzran AND books? I can get behind this! You could call it the 'Unkillable Anthology!'

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sure hope that Ode to Guzran, Number 1738 made it to Fódlan!

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[ Heads up that I've not played part 2 or 3 yet in FW, so I'd appreciate no spoilers! ]

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- 𝙂 𝙪 𝙯 𝙧 𝙖 𝙣 - @unkillableguzran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🗡 𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙋 🗡 𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 🗡 𝙎𝙁𝙒/𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 🗡 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 🗡 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝘿𝙉𝙄 🗡 𝙉𝙤 𝘽𝙞𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙮 🗡 𝙉𝙤 𝙊𝙊𝘾 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 🗡 𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 🗡 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 = 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙡𝙩 🗡 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝘼𝙄 𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚

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