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𝓥alerie

@universejumping.bsky.social
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❝Why is it that those with the most power are often the weakest?❞ || MDNI || #DWRP

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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does she go overboard when it comes to gift giving? No, no. She does the perfect amount.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(She drags him to *her* room. And then she goes into the closet and pulls out colorful gift bags and shoves them at him. There's a bag of multicolored tennis balls. That she definitely had a hard time not keeping for herself. That is paired with one of those gag birthday cards that —
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, you can't. (Pulls away from the hug and grabs him by the hand. Dragging him along.) If you tried, I'd sneak them in your room.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, but... (Her face does something. A little tightening around the eyebrows before she's back to being overly excited.) Do you want gifts or food first?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, sorry! I'm just excited! You survived another year, that's a big deal!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have gifts for you! And I'll cook you whatever you want for dinner! And... and... (She's speaking way too fast and hugging him way too tight.)
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Suddenly launches at him and wraps around him in the *tightest* hug.) Dude! Lalo!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's quiet. *Too* quiet. Don't like that.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not lost. Just... looking... for something interesting!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Snuggles into the coat, making herself look extra cute. Can't take it away from her! She's warm and cozy!)
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Laying in the corner, wrapped up in an oversized coat. *Actually* not stolen this time!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She'd be surprised if he had. There aren't many of them left. She's taking in their surroundings as they walk, eyes wide as if she's never been outside before. There's a sense of wonder about her. "Yep!" She answers, without hesitation. "I guess you can hear them, can't you? Is it annoying?"
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With a nod and a bright smile, she hurries over to his side. He's just gotta remember to go at a speed that she can follow. Vampires are a lot faster than Time Lords.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's good. And besides, non-humans should stick together. Alright. Take her to this theatre troupe!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well. . . She might not be a vampire, but she's not /human/. Could that be enough? If they twist the rules a little?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh! That sounds interesting! She's never been in a theatre troupe before. She's seen a few plays, though, and they've always taken her breath away.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be right back, gonna join a vampire cult for a minute.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slightly narrows her eyes and tilts her head. And then she puts on her 'I am so innocent and easily manipulated' face. What community?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very impressive. She could learn from him!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quietly watching the gremlin things. Taking notes.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, it's forced sharing!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's not dignifying that one with a response. And instead, she's going to snatch some of the food. Forced sharing!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, but *Valerie's* not.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She needs to share!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Blinks. Makes a very dramatic show of zipping her lips shut.)
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Squeaks and blinks a few times. She hadn't been expecting the slap.) Yes, miss...?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Takes the bag without any hesitation.) Yes, miss!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay. What does being a man have to do with anything?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
. . . What does that have to do with anything?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just 'cause he's bigger doesn't mean he's better at carrying things.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*So?*
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You'd ask him before you'd ask me? (She looks genuinely heartbroken by this.)
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, miss. I just figured if it's heavy, I should carry it for you. ... But if it's a *special bag...*
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, yeah. Okay. I won't ask. Unrelated question: Can I hold the bag for a second?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrapping herself in a blanket and settling on the floor. Nice and cozy.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
. . . . . . . Oh! Thank you! How did you know I was thirsty? I'll let you get me a soda! That's so nice!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, hey, hey! I'm trying to tell my friend about something cool!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm *always* alright, why do you ask?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bears that care! They have these cute little symbols on their stomachs!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it... something to do with... that cartoon with the bears? The bears that care?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
. . . What's Obamacare?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm keeping an eye on you, don't worry!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Immediately puts on her biggest, most innocent eyes.) *What* do you need, Joel?
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I was told to practice "boundaries" and so I'm not getting in water unless it's life or death.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, you know the drill, I've gotta taste 'em all. Get the holo... the... (Gestures vaguely) Put *it* on!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That feels like a trick question. ... Alright, show me the snack haul!
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Her head snapped over. She stiffened for a second before *deciding* to relax again, each muscle relaxing on its own. As if she's forcing them to. "Uh-huh!"
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That depends. Did you bring the snacks?
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