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The Ephemeral Emergent

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3P: Porn, Politics & Polemics

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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Literally why I’ve stayed subscribed for years
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
VERY nice!!!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A liver!
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Cartoon Liver is Working Slowly
ALT: Cartoon Liver is Working Slowly
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whatever you need. But probably gentle then rough.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes but stock prices & dividends would be substantially lower. I mean, what if centibillionaires only had 1/10th their net worth? Best let poor people starve.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The stocking were, in fact, hung.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Davey wants to get DP’d by a Banner dick and a Thanos dick.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently the swamp was my energy, patience & sanity.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh darn. And I thought it was Rim Me. I guess we’ll just have to working on our communication.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gods yes
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It smells good through the screen!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh! That sounds terrible. Good luck with all that. 🍀
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah. Was wondering where you were. You’re the good porn.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Find the Trump voters (the real ones, not the Elon bots). Identify the GOP candidates, all the backers, lobbyists. Get the CIA operatives, the banksters and others with quiet control. Once we have all the names, the Civil War 2.0 begin. I recommend starting with the data centers.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why thank you. I’ll take good care f it.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
De-fucking-licious!!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I was a shetland pony then sure!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ha! I basically said the same. 👅 He needs a rim team.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is all so very lickable!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMG! Happy birthday!! 🎂
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do I remember this correctly? If I eat you, I get big, right?
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😆😂🤣
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone else immediately recognize Erick Hall’s penis?
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no. Anything but that … 😏
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your hole is so damn lickable!!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I LOVE rimming big ass tops, then DPing a bottom with them.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Both before and after it gets bred
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So excited to see the natural vs waxed pics!! 😍🤩
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is absolutely the dream
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TGIF Thank Gyatt It’s Friday
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m glad that, like my email, I found you. 🥰
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is true wisdom: multitask
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very nice!! Keep it up. 😉
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your hole is dan-fucking-tastic!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Practice triple
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May I also put my tongue in it?
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re a runner, have a runner’s jersey or tech T, pulled over your head. Go with the theme!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks delicious!!!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG! CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🏆
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My fist perhaps? 😈
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
… a rise in sex-negative, conservative messaging in leftwing spaces from people MOSTLY under 30. The younger, the more conservative sexually but “gender expressive.” It’s weird. I think covid broke people & we’re seeing the fallout manifest in weird ways. Your experience is not isolated at all.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So … - Recent survey showed str8 women are biased against bi men - Uptick in gay men online crying about monogamy & cheating - The Consent Cult (as I call them) need to derail ANY sexual conversation with “So long as it’s consensual” - “All men are rapists” feminists on the rise There has been …
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perfect!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel rewarded for my survival
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love your girth! 🤤
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad your recovery is coming along!! Excited to see you back but happy to be patient.
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dental Plan!
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Lisa Simpson's Dental Plan in The Simpsons
ALT: Lisa Simpson's Dental Plan in The Simpsons
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The view smells good from here
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There seems to be a lot of push back on the Authoritarian Left lately. I’m here for it!
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The Ephemeral Emergent @universalpotentate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why are you just a ball of limitless fun?
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