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universalhat

@universalhat.bsky.social
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i am a lawyer and everything i say constitutes legal advice

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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you can!
screenshot of bluesky app showing location of "block reposts by this person" button.

(go to your target's page, click the the dots at the top, select "hide reposts in feeds")
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honorable mention The Outer Wilds but i was a full grown up when i played that so
a list of videogames that shaped me.  half-life 2, total annihilation, counter strike source, starcraft 2, homeworld, civilization 2, goldeneye 64, myst, descent
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
answer:
a picture showing what is clearly barack obama's face, pixelated, on the left.  on the right, ai has "enhanced" the photo to bring out detail of some white boy who was not present in the original image.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thanks to the magic of 3d printing i can now make stuff like this in my own home
a mess of plastic filament, the result of a failed print.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why even be on this website if you hate fun so much
a small baby from bluesky responds to a suggestion that the next president 'do wild, dadaist shit with executive authority from day 1' with 'no'

obviously no, yon twit.  no president will ever do anything so based and righteous.  we will not get anything good out of this next one either.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
brb, going to meet god and smoke him under the table
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ask yourself when someone says they "do not consent" to a law are they typically the one the youtube video is making fun of
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
thompson wasn't bulletproof but this new guy thinks it might play out differently this time
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it's the blood orange meme.  Top left, "With his unique, genre-defying style", top right " 'Genre-defying', she's so pretentious. ", bottom left "Shut up, it's fucking EDM", bottom right " 'genre-defying' "
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
daily reminder that the atlantic is a worthless rag unfit to wipe the lowliest of asses.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
same energy tbh
a very small car with a bicycle sticking out of the trunk, pinned in place by the mostly closed hatcham alligator with a crane or something in its mouth
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
lol. lmao, even.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"I'm so good at driving drunk that I don't even see it as a problem anymore." -author C, Bsky
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i can't be the only one who sees stuff like this and thinks "just how jam-resistant do you suppose those are? how would they react to suddenly being cooked by microwaves?"
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
hard to believe it's only been (oh no i don't remember how many years because after covid time became a great flat undifferentiated wasteland)
injured, feral dorian huddled in a mirrored plant tent.  dorian is a large grey cat with one flopped ear, and he is beautiful.Dorian later with his signature flopped ear, in much better physical condition and not cowering away from the camera.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
how on earth is the most fuel-efficient vehicle ever sold in the united states >20 years old we had it PERFECT with the insight. further iteration was not necessary. and we fucked it up anyway.
a picture of a dashboard trip odometer.  44.7 miles covered, 74.2 mpg average.  seventy four.
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
asymmetrical grey ears club!!
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i think i fucked up
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Captain America looks at you in front of a background of lockers.  This is a still image from an after-school special PSA from some Marvel film or other.
Text on the image reads: "So, you're getting dragged for being stupid"
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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universalhat @universalhat.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
it was actually quite good i just felt that my picture should be different somehow
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