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Craig BASTARDtyne

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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only takes around a week, man's climbed Everest so sure he'll be alright
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Speedball Mike Bailey @speedballbailey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The belief that there is a finite amount of pro-wrestling for the world to go around is false. All endings, closures, and releases lead to new beginnings and opportunities, as long as people care. Pro wrestling, independent or otherwise is an idea & you can't kill an idea.
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Think he'll do well in TNA tbh
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think that's pretty much what's going to happen in the not-too-far future, the only things you'll be able to 100% trust to be human will be the people right in front of you
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's mad that we're in a timeline where this is part of a pro wrestling news article. "Yemen's Iran-aligned Houthis have taken credit for the attacks." If only Inoki was still around to sort all this out... #WrestleSky 🤼
Whether or not WWE will hold Crown Jewel 2026 in Saudi Arabia was reportedly a "big topic of conversation" within the company on Thursday. 

This comes amidst the US embassy in Saudi Arabia issuing a security alert for Americans in the Middle East to "exercise heightened vigilance" and be aware of "potential flight cancellations, airspace closures, and travel disruptions" due to ongoing hostilities in the region.

Airstrikes have been carried out against Saudi Arabia this week, with Saudi Arabia's General Authority of Civil Aviation announcing that strikes on Riyadh airport resulted in one death and eight people being wounded. Yemen's Iran-aligned Houthis have taken credit for the attacks.

(Source: Bryan Alvarez of Wrestling Observer)
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They know they can say whatever they like, what with them being completely irrelevant.
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's deliberate, they know that now people have seen the ridiculous figure, that's what they'll remember regardless of any retractions/corrections
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would have liked to see him back in AEW someday, but I can tell I'm in the minority here 😅
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Much as I do like YOH, would love Robbie Eagles to get another IWGP Junior Title run. His first one was during the weird clap crowd era, and he deserves to do it properly #njpw #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hangman Page Did Nothing Wrong
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Stick (Bastard Forever) 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🩸 @diflas-iawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GO ON GABRIEL BOP THE BEAR RIGHT ON HIS BONNY BONCE #AEWGrandSlamFrance
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Need to get a massive printout of this for Dynasty next year 😂
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kenny Omega Unimpressed in Wrestling Ring
ALT: Kenny Omega Unimpressed in Wrestling Ring
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
aka the momentum killer, aka the X-Pac of finisher moves
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kyle Fletcher Is Coming #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The whole Gabe Kidd thing is interesting. He seems more aligned with the Death Riders than The Dogs, like he really wants to run with Mox, but feels obliged to team with Finlay and Connors because of their history. I hope his loyalties are properly tested soon #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think he sees McMahon as a father-figure, and might genuinely think he's innocent (or at least be willfully blind to it). I struggle to see how someone so dialled into his public persona could be so defensive of someone with those allegations otherwise.
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... Did AEW hire Vince Russo? #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Twilight is the best!
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not only are they living longer, but a lot of wrestlers see their late 30s early 40s as their prime now, it's night and day even compared to a few years ago
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flash Morgan Webster and Mark Andrews have left a letter for PAC at the memorial in Newcastle. Amazing how many people he inspired, he forged a global path for UK wrestlers #WrestleSky 🤼 www.facebook.com/share/p/1CLJ...
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's quite the ruffian you know
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's even worse, in his bio he says he's an editor 😬
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally having a day where my back hurts from standing up, this is insane to me 😂
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Chris Ruiz @okchrisruiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From @dabryceisright.bsky.social's IG/FB story. 🥲
Screenshot of AEW official Bryce Remsburg's IG/FB story about Jon Moxley from the night of the A Tribute to PAC episode of Dynamite.
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The article's generally badly written, has factual errors, and is out of date by at least a decade when it comes to how the big companies treat wrestler health
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a shit piece of writing for a "Senior Writer". Some of his facts are wrong and a lot of it's out of date. Not surprised it hasn't been pulled, though, likely self-published and mostly ignored because 'wrasslin'
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EVIL's HoT run was godawful, but I'm not sure he deserves this #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, anyone working there's used to sportswashing for dictators anyway
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get the impression he'd be quite happy just going around having bangers every week with little ego. Can see him just retiring and doing fitness stuff instead, though
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good way to screw over their non-Saudi fans who want to go too
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since the timeline's understandably a bit down, here are some sleepy animals I saw at the zoo #Animals #Photography 📸
Pygmy hippo mum sleeping next to her calfYoung capybara lazily munching on hayYawning red panda Armadillo sleeping next to it's hut
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With more and more in the wrestling asking fans to stop making AI images of them, or worse, deceased friends and family, how about people just stop it? #WrestleSky 🤼
Matt Rehwoldt: Please do not make Al images of our friends and colleagues "in heaven"

Not only does Al suck in general but it's insulting and unnerving to see
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget he'll be on the losing end of Triple Threat Number 1 Contender To Enter A Tournament matches
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really hoping he signs/has signed with AEW, he would fit in brilliantly
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live for those who aren’t with us anymore.
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is horrible news. RIP Pac #WrestleSky 🤼 www.instagram.com/p/Ddz-NOYDYM...
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans. less
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, ffs, wondered why Perry and Shibata were wrestling in the background of the panel. MyAEW in the UK just had three seperate options with the same start time and no explanation It's a terrible and unnecessarily confusing way of doing things. #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Doctor Who: Matt Smith's Regeneration
ALT: Doctor Who: Matt Smith's Regeneration
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, trying to do the police's job in a personal capacity has always been very illegal. Not surprised he doesn't know UK law, mind you, seeing as he lives in Dubai
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's positively Trumpian, everything has to be the "greatest thing ever!"
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"To have Undertaker come here and revitalize Lucha Libre in Mexico and take it to a level that it hasn’t seen maybe ever, it’s incredible." We're expected to believe The Undertaker saved lucha libre. In Mexico. With the biggest AAA feud being between an American and a German. #WrestleSky 🤼
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only worry there is that Nyla hasn't been on TV in nearly two years
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If it isn't worth spending the time to write a speech properly, is it even a speech worth making?
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AEW should re-sign Bowens asap and get properly behind him, there's a ton of potential for the Pride of Pro Wrestling #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼 www.fightful.com/wrestling/co...
New details on the AEW future of Max Caster and Anthony Bowens.

Fightful Select reports, “We recently reported that the Acclaimed AEW contracts are set to expire at the start of October. In following up on Anthony Bowens and Max Caster’s contract status, @FightfulSelect was told that there haven’t been negotiations about a new deal, or word that new deals will be offered, or not offered for that matter.”Anthony Bowens yelling (with Pride)
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Then it'll somehow go to the Supreme Court, and they'll rule in his favour
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ibushi's given an update after his surgery. He started by hinting at retirement, then claimed he's fully recovered after 2 days, and will definitely return to the ring, even if it takes years. It's a rollercoaster 😂 #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼 www.instagram.com/reel/DdjALyu...
Ibushi in his hospital bed saying: I've completely recovered after just two days since the surgery!"Ibushi holding what I assume is a similar metal joint to the one in his leg and saying, "I will definitely return to the ring."
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Craig BASTARDtyne @universalcynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw this as a kid before I could watch The Thing, and it's still one of my favourites, probably from nostalgia. The Thing became one of my favourite movies, often imitated, never bettered
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