Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The show’s pilot episode had them exploiting a welfare admin error for $100k per cheque for an indeterminate amount of time. The Griffins probably managed to squirrel a bit of it away. 030
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Disagree, I think more games should auto-guide you to the nearest bottle of Jack Daniels. 061
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I do remember joking at the time that, given how Trump’s botched assassination went, that we’d see Charlie the next day totally fine with a teeny Band-Aid on his nexk. 000
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The kinkiest fetish of all: getting someone to engage in labor on Labor Day. 010
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oof yeah that's unfortunate, and I think you're right about how it happened. 000
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Actually well-timed, since a 4K of Salò is releasing one week prior. 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I got permabanned from X for blocking too many bluechecks. 010
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I mean they score zero points in family court too. 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Looking like the DVD cover for an early 2000s FOX sitcom that was cancelled after 4 episodes. In other words, perfect. 180
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I watched it on Netflix like 2 months ago, and in 4K to really show off that 2003 CGI. 010
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Can confirm. I'm the weird guy in the tux with the spider mech legs in the middle of the pic. 060
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I know this isn’t the priority but why is the logo a pair of panties? 5360
Reposted by Plash Speed RouterSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026when AI companies go bankrupt 144146844839
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Damn. Roku is the go-to for travel because it can actually deal with captive portals in a hotel or similar. 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Even without looking at guns, old-timey gas ovens (the "stick your head in and asphyxiate" kind you see in old cartoons), once those were less common, suicide rates actually dropped and weren't replaced by people doing other (more difficult) methods. 010
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's actually well-researched that getting rid of easy methods of suicide actually do drop suicide rates (because suicidal people are generally not very energetic and able to get complex tasks done). 210
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The same shit was pulled in the 90s in Quebec, even Royal Canadian Air Farce called it out. 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Yes, I am familiar with 3.5" floppies when I Jack in the Dark. 000
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Stage hand walking in like "yup, I think you've had enough drinks tonight, time to get out of here." 090
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I am always shouting this whenever I stub my toe at church. 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026lol that is such a bizarre tagline at the bottom (literally "everything you might hear about 'Cruising' is true") 110
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026a.k.a. The Adventures of Jack Burton in the Claws of the Mandarin 000
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026And ironically Black Flag on PS3 now only works WITHOUT internet (if you have an internet connection the game hard freezes the console trying to connect to servers for the game even in single player). 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026"My tits are so nice they're literally criminalized." 050
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Certain distros, like RHEL and Ubuntu, do explicitly have professional support contracts you can sign up for. 200
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I would have thought if ever there was a place for a desktop Linux in a professional environment it would be in the cold darkness of space. 150
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026They had a whole fairly lengthy Anime series in Japan and I’m pretty sure it was never localized. 100
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026You had the same idea a while vack but your own version (with “Regressive Scan” text) 220
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026brb writing a script that just auto-replaces my posts with this when I hit send. 020
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Bear in mind the EU prices include VAT, the CAD pricing doesn’t include tax. 010
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My son is a little over 10 and I’d never talked to him about AI at all and randomly at dinner he said “I hate AI. Whenever I think about AI, I just wanna die.” 040
Plash Speed Router @univbee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026“And did he, in fact, park that big mack truck right in this little garage?” (in tears from extreme sexual neglect) “No!” 010
