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Krista

@unitedbyfate.bsky.social
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3% of the time I’m funny. 97% of the time I’m trying to craft, locate caffeine, investigate why I’m so rubbish at things, playing games or generally avoiding life. Let me make you stuff? Please?

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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I approve of this. #RawAfterMania #RKO
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Left Cardiff and now on to Swansea for a brief trip to my favourite spa because why not eh!
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well. That’s that then. Sign me up to pretzel rehab upon my return home please.
A small tub of cinnamon nugget pretzels from Auntie Anne’s with a pot of vanilla dip inside a paper carrier bag.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m in Cardiff for a while. Might not come back without a crippling Auntie Anne’s tiramisu sorbet addiction.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’ve become hooked on WWE Slam. Currently learning how to be a pro card flipper until I finally bag my chase. I don’t even know if I used those words correctly. I’m so far out my depth but having fun! #oldladynewhobbies
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ending ‘24 the same way it started,not really a part of anything, nothing in life is how I’d like it, ridiculously lonely and trying to figure out how to be more friendly and find some pals. BUT I have party poppers so there’s the silver lining. Happy New Year, you deserve the best in ‘25!
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Haven’t made any sales in well over a month which always panics me, the had 2 today completely out of nowhere. Bloody excited isn’t the word!
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s new cup day! Here’s a few that are ready to find their forever homes. As ever - what dya think? Available now from www.ko-fi.com/picklepiecescustom/shop
Bright pink glass can style cup with black bags and the words “I made friends with all my demons” arched over a dark green zombie hand throwing the punk rock fingersA white stainless steel cup with check Christmas trees and encircled by festive vibes “sweater weather, cosy blankets, snowflakes, cold breeze. Candles, hot coffee, snowy trees”A sky blue glass can cup with a blue bat decals with wings spread amongst the moon, stars & snowflakesA black glass can cup with a blue check border surrounding a skeleton under a check blanket with the wording “wake me up when winter is over” in white
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LonelyGod @lonelygod.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A bonus episode! Where I get to DM with only one dickhead, who was actually rather well behaved
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Made a hoody. Thoughts?
A light blue hoody on top of a heat press with a black graphic that states “I slept like shit, leave me alone” with a staring raccoon face in the centre and a checker border on the side that I’ve just made.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trying to tidy my workspace so I can catch up on things, but I think I’ve been sleepwalking and binned bits at random because can I find it?! Nope. Anyone needs me I’ll be hiding in the cardboard box fort I’ve built whilst sorting my packaging
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a cartoon of bart simpson standing in front of a cardboard castle with the words lower the drawbridge
ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson standing in front of a cardboard castle with the words lower the drawbridge
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 16/11/2024
"Listen To Dungeons And Dickheads"
"Queen Elizabeth's final Diary Entry contained only 5 words"
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The best part about trying to start again somewhere new is finding the best folks from the other place on my timeline and not bots/ads. The worst part is I’ve been quiet so long I think I’ve forgotten how to be social so, hi! I’m Krista and have been known to make folk laugh at least once before.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Haven’t been to the Manchester Christmas Markets in about 15 years and my TikTok is full of videos from there. Fighting an overwhelming urge to go.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Made the driveway into a haunted house tonight because why not eh! Had about 200 trick or treaters, an inflatable dinosaur playing the Addams family theme dance round the street and some very happy nephews. Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Genuinely so happy for this pod. They’ve made #d&d something I really look forward to listening to, having never played before I can still follow their adventures and appreciate the ridiculousness of the peril they find themselves in. If you’re looking for a new listen I can’t recommend this enough!
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
So. I’ve neglected this for a while because I’m pretty rubbish at making friends but it’s Friday so all rules go out the window! I’m Krista, I make stuff, I love this time of year and I have made people laugh at least 3 times this decade. Wanna be pals?
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Being a domesticated goddess and making slow roasted cinnamon sugar pecans whilst sipping a tiramisu baileys. Most festive I’ve been all year.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
I’ve done Christmas so wrong. Not one chocolate open, not a single log has been yuled, zero gold laced j2o’s spotted and not a drop of alcohol purchased. No wonder I’m fucking miserable.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
It’s Ben Folds day! To say I’m a little bit excited is an understatement
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I tell you what, if you told me 6 months ago that I’d actually have found something that I enjoy, and that others seem to appreciate I’d have assumed you were being sarcastic. Instead I’m one sale away from double digits in a month and I can’t quite believe it. #OneStepAtATime #BelieveInYourself
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
A fictional character you’d give an invite code to. Nick Miller.
A still of the character Nick Miller from New Girl captioned “I’m full Nick every day.”
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ379Qkj/ today I’ve mostly been making this
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
If anyone wants me I’m making Taylor Swift inspired cups because I’m hooked!
Sparkly cold cup with a Taylor Swift Speak Now inspired design on it
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
It’s new treat day over on my ko-fi, so if you’re looking for anything to occupy little monsters please consider giving this a click… t.co/9Ia2hTzpj7
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 06/10/2023
Alright Cockers, its ya boy Ray The Otter on another one of these things. Anyway its Podcast day and I got to dick about in the sea which was sound. You can find it in all good pod places and here linktr.ee/dungeonsandd...
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Today I’ve mostly been making this, would love any feedback (good/bad/constructive) #craft #handmade #Halloween #Inclusion
Black child’s tote with a Halloween message of “trick or treat. I may not speak but thank you for the yummy sweets” that I’ve made today.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Who knew the hardest part of putting yourself out there would be the promo part? Anyone got any tips on how to not feel awkward? I’ll share these shotglasses I made this week as thanks in advance…
2 shotglasses with a totem from Dead By Daylight decal. One is blessed. Artwork commissioned from Rachel Norline because she’s bloody wonderful.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
I think I’ve peaked. Stood up to answer the door on Tuesday and here I am, 48 hours later still unable to move properly because I’ve done something to my knee. Not even a good story behind the injury! Just old 🤣
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Puzzle update: finished it.
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Next time I casually say I enjoy a good puzzle please remind me of the time this has taken me (with assistance from my co-puzzler over the weekend) and I’m still nowhere near the end. Did spend a good hour looking for the last edge piece though (later found under the table)
A 1000 piece puzzle with 101 hidden movies in, partially completed (edge done) only 800 pieces to go!
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Krista @unitedbyfate.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Right, im in the position of having a really exclusive followers/following list, so congratulations on being a bit good if this appears on your feed! Feel free to recommend folk, im very shy but friendly!
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