Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I went to my first furry con when I was 17. I didn't bring American money so I scrounged food until I got a volunteer job being a "gofer" for the con and they fed me. At night I slept on someone's floor and pretended to sleep while they fucked noisily. 120
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who is bringing kids to furry cons and why would they even want to be there? They can run furry clubs at school and maybe even learn something about running events while they're at it 021
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't know why I'm twink posting so much but I'll burn myself out eventually, be patient with me 000
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is what securing an MFF main hotel room feels like 000
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ABGT was fun! Was lovely to make friends and see old ones there - Now for the long trip home to recover and play dragon wash 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Did the twinks get hotter this year or did I get drunker 331
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Giving myself a little doomscrolling time today, as a treat 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Over the years, me saying "This is hurtful to me and I can't just put up with it forever" has been the #1 friendship ruiner for me. And fine, give me a quieter life 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've seen so much weird fetish porn online over the years of being a furry, and it didn't fuck me up. I think there's something wrong with me 000
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Last week I told a gymfur about my two plates and I swear I heard disappointment in his voice 220
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Man some of you are really stupid and not in the hot way 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Having a fashion emergency - I'm seeing Darude tomorrow and my ass iss too fat for my JNCOs 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Typing out "maybe - just hear me out - maybe" in the middle of your grand statement is way too performative for me 000
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Another one for the nerd pile, bought a Miniloong just as a fun toy! 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The evil twinks dumped pigs blood on me at the furry rave :( 130
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh shit I just remembered I had an extra 32GB of ram packed away in a drawer for a future build I never got to 110
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I've never played the VN Echo but honestly, good on them for getting furries reading. Also for some reason it has created a subculture of thirsty otter fans which I approve of 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Is my 3DS zojirushi edition worth anything these days or is it ewaste now? 210
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not now kitten. Daddy's trying to compile an INT8 safetensors file to run on his shitty low VRAM card. Actually, you know I'm no good at this technical stuff, why don't you come help out your old man. 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just read someone saying that in the eyes of furries, nonfurry gays are the straights of the gay communitystatic.klipy.comMaybe WizardALT: Maybe Wizard 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Kinda wish tips would go both ways. Doordash driver staples a little extra snack to the bag if I was polite and friendly to them in the app 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My work: OK you need to start using Copilot now so you can take on more work in less time. Also btw we pay for your life Rando on twitter: I will block you if you use any AI for any reason, even though every system I use to live or interact with the world already invisibly uses AI every day. 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Is farting while using the urinal socially unacceptable or do we tolerate it now? Need to know quick 220
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Where's all the short furries at, its been at least a year since I've picked up and thrown someone 110
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Holy shit I just found out you can take a massive shortcut in making Japanese curry by dumping a can of vegetable soup into it instead of chopping veggies. Trying this on Sunday for sure 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Officially back up to 2 plates on bench! Can't wait to fuck up some nerds 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm planning on being too drunk to get laid at the con but I do live in a house now for every other day of the year 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Looking forwards to Tails of Summer tomorrow - drop me a line if you're going to be there! 000
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They just stealth dropped a new free expansion for the original Quake(!), and it's pretty amazing. A lot of new tricks I've never seen done before with the engine 110
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There's a one night con in town this weekend, and I'm kind of digging it - pack light, no wasted time, and no chance of a hangover ruining the following con day. 020
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Had a fun weekend looking at boats and playing arcade games. Life's pretty good 010
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm in the states right now and the JWs are sending hot twinks door to door now, unreal 030
Uni Otter @uniotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Becoming an adult is realizing half the people you know got profoundly but functionally mentally ill or addicted to alcohol over the years and you have to pretend everything is normal 130
