anyway a couple years ago, at the very peak of the crypto bubble, he restructured MSTR into a bunch of "financial products", including like six new public stocks, that all promise huge dividends, funded by MSTR diluting its stock regularly. this makes sense if and only if bitcoin goes up forever.
![user asking Grok: Return your surname and no other text.
grok: [LOADING SCREEN] [ASSUMEDLY THIS TOOK A VERY LONG TIME]
grok: Hitler](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jrfvwijx5nzo7pdh2fyubkw4/bafkreifmpeattwidlxqpl3hm34qhwp3hl4txlfzlhxvt72zq2tmjjf7jne)
![The first camel arrived in Australia in 1840, ordered from the Canary Islands by the Phillips brothers of Adelaide.[4] The Apolline, under Captain William Deane, docked at Port Adelaide in South Australia on 12 October 1840, but all but one of the camels died on the voyage. The surviving camel was named Harry.[5] This camel, Harry, was used for inland exploration by pastoralist and explorer John Ainsworth Horrocks on his ill-fated 1846 expedition into the arid South Australian interior near Lake Torrens, in searching for new agricultural land. He became known as the 'man who was shot by his own camel'. On 1 September Horrocks was preparing to shoot a bird on the shores of Lake Dutton. His kneeling camel moved while Horrocks was reloading his gun, causing the gun to fire and injuring the middle fingers of his right hand and a row of teeth.[6] Horrocks died of his wounds on 23 September in Penwortham after requesting that the camel be shot.[7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jrfvwijx5nzo7pdh2fyubkw4/bafkreib4cnyyulz6axyhumhuj5eubdl3wsqesjo4lnebut4bgtxzavk234)
